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Title: Cunt form my train! Post by: Gazza's Fat Mate on Monday, May 21, 2007, 12:03:46 I have recently moved house and now have to get a train to work each morning! Fuck me some of the werids people that get the train are fucking odd!
My first trip on the train some crusty old man came up to me in an empty carriage and said i was sitting in his seat. Being the freiendly chap i am just laughed at him and ask if he was joking he lok at me like he was gonna kill and said no. I was too tired to argue with the bloke so got up and called hima freak and moved seats. This was on monday last week so this monday I made sure I sat in this "speaicl" seat sure enough the same crusty bloke turned up. He stared a me again and i just smiled at him and read my paper he said excuse me and i said your excused what have you done? He stamped his foot and said i was in his seat and that he had told me that last week. I told him the seats were not reserved and he could seat next to me if he wantd or choose any of the other empty seats. He just stood there and satred at me so i stared back. The train got under way and he jsut stood in front of me staring. I was getting abit annyoed at this point so i asked him politley to fuck off. At this point he good vary angry and went red. I could help but laugh at him. He abnged his fist on the window and stamped his foot again. I just kept on laughing at the chap (he was only the size of bushey boy so no worries there) he pushed my paper and down and calmly said move or else. I just laughed at him some more. I wasn't aware of this but one of my follow passgners has gone of to get the guard who waddled along and asked what the problem was the crusty chap went mad at the gaurd explaining what had happened while i just read my paper. Next thing the gaurd and the chap are having a scfulle so I pull the crusty bolke of with the help of aonther chap. I decided then that it would be a good idea to leave so i got off at the next stop and caught another train. fuck knows what happened to the crusty chap but I plan to sit in the same seat next monday so stay tunned! Title: Cunt form my train! Post by: red macca on Monday, May 21, 2007, 12:07:52 To be fair he was the train driver :D
Title: Cunt form my train! Post by: Panda Paws on Monday, May 21, 2007, 12:08:51 Hehe - great. Wankers on trains.
Ben Elton coined the attitude of people on trains many years ago: "Double seat, double seat, got to get a double seat" Title: Cunt form my train! Post by: Bushey Boy on Monday, May 21, 2007, 12:19:05 This is what becoming a Franchise fan does to you.
PS - remember taht time I pissed in a glass and you drank it, after your comment I am glad that happened Title: Cunt form my train! Post by: Mark Hanrahan on Monday, May 21, 2007, 12:37:24 Quote from: "red macca" To be fair he was the train driver :D Top class!! :D Title: Cunt form my train! Post by: Tails on Monday, May 21, 2007, 12:37:33 Go on the train on friday nights. The amount of weirdos you get is ridiculous. Bath Spa seems to be a hotspot for hippies on friday nights aswell.
Title: Cunt form my train! Post by: Bob's Orange on Monday, May 21, 2007, 12:39:43 What does 'cunt form my train' actually mean? :-))(
Title: Cunt form my train! Post by: Ralphy on Monday, May 21, 2007, 12:40:16 Bizarre.
How does he know that it' the exact same train? Title: Cunt form my train! Post by: Arnold.J.Rimmer on Monday, May 21, 2007, 17:10:08 I think you should do a poo on his seat and sit opposite
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