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I've drank one small glass of red wine and smoked no cigarettes for 2 days now. This is as close to detox as it's gone for ben for a while.

Why?

Well I saw the state Fred was in at the meeting on Tuesday night. Blowing his nose every minute, eyes streaming like he's just watched a montage of the best Star Wars and Rocky bits mixed up. But still battling through with his crazy mix of a cider and black followed by a red WKD. I looked at him and thought, "Do I want to end up like that?". I've been thinking about it since.

What do I do? I'm looking at the 22 cigarettes and 3/4 of a bottle of wine in front of me and it's like I've an angel on one shoulder, a demon on the other and hundreds of other entity's swirling round my head all trying to give me advice. Unfortunately they are all speaking Welsh, and I don't understand Welsh.

Give me your advice whilst I ignore it and light up.

Always listen to your body....I've had a quietish night tonight,  a few pints and home by 12:30.....the plus side is, will be in better state tomorrow.

just get hammered benjamin, you know it makes sense  :beers:

Are those two demons called Reg and Tans, Ben? :D

soapy tit wank,

they are now.

I went for the drinking and the smoking. Can't let the old liver get complacent, in a way it's for the best.

i knew it.... couldnt resist the temptation  :thumbs:

Woot!!!!!!!

Thought I'd ran out of drink, then I remembered my stashed emergency kronenburg.

Think I've got a couple of stashed emergency white ace's somewhere. I can't remember where though :(

Shocking!!!! Ben...you dont need advice...just gentle guidance!!
Crack open the Kronie big boy!!

And the angel is Ralphster.


Look after you're body, you only get one.  :D

It's now a whole week since i last lit up.

As soon as I started detoxing I got a sinus infection. I'm going back on the beers next week.

After some wine, beer and cigarettes last night my man-flu has gone.

I'm on my 2nd bottle of red and it seems to have sorted out my GRID.

I survived an afternoon and night in the pub and didn't smoke  :D

I'm proud of myself.

I survived several hours in many pubs including Yates, which just seemed like one big hen party. I don't think the girls were too impressed when I explained it was shit and I was going home.

I was out in Poxford.

Bella Pasta and then 28 weeks later.

I went to the vic after work. mattyboyjewfat (hahahaha I know where you live, I might go knock on your door) didn't even stop to say hello properly on his way out at about 12.40. I said hello, he said 'ben, then he was gone.

I felt offended. He could have at least said "Ben you legend, we're towning it. I'm sure with your amazing aceness that you'll get along with everybody. come along."

But no. He just legged it out the door.

 Had a good time in the vic anyway. It was well busy and I had lots of Guinness. Happy days.

Fuck this detox malachi. I'm fine now. Woooooooot.

Giving up the fags isn't much fun anyway Ben.

My lungs may be clearing but christ i've coughed some rare shit.

Ben your posts do make me laugh....lots

You bugger!!! I forgot I saw you on m way to a house party - massively battered still feeling it a bit now!