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Title: Man Flu
Post by: Ralphy on Tuesday, May 15, 2007, 16:40:14
It's man flu season again.

I've felt rough for the past 2 days and having been coughing up green and yellow mucus.

Has anyone else caught it?

It's put me off my fags too.


Title: Man Flu
Post by: Bennett on Tuesday, May 15, 2007, 16:40:56
i thought you quit smoking?


Title: Man Flu
Post by: Arriba on Tuesday, May 15, 2007, 16:40:59
its called a cold


Title: Man Flu
Post by: Ralphy on Tuesday, May 15, 2007, 16:41:42
Quote from: "bennett"
i thought you quit smoking?


Don't even start on that.


Title: Man Flu
Post by: Fred Elliot on Tuesday, May 15, 2007, 16:42:08
Im right in the middle of a bout of it

And I got the AGM tonight

GGGGRRRRRRRRRRRRR


Title: Man Flu
Post by: blinkpip on Tuesday, May 15, 2007, 16:42:43
Quote from: "bennett"
i thought you quit smoking?

He didn't mean that kind of thing.


Title: Man Flu
Post by: Bennett on Tuesday, May 15, 2007, 16:42:54
meh i'm ok. i'm making the most of it by going to the cinema  8)


Title: Man Flu
Post by: Bogus Dave on Tuesday, May 15, 2007, 16:43:42
Quote from: "arriba"
its called a cold


what he said


Title: Man Flu
Post by: Bushey Boy on Tuesday, May 15, 2007, 17:03:03
Its called ralpyitus

'Regularly known as a cold, however if your name is Ralph you believe you are dying and need attention, regular cures are beliveed to be taking photos of ones self in order to publish them on an internet forum'

Hope this helps mate


Title: Man Flu
Post by: Ralphy on Tuesday, May 15, 2007, 17:05:53
I fucking hate you Ash.


Title: Man Flu
Post by: Bushey Boy on Tuesday, May 15, 2007, 17:07:41
Dony lie ralphy....


Title: Man Flu
Post by: tans on Tuesday, May 15, 2007, 17:30:38
Quote from: "Bushey Boy"
Its called ralpyitus

'Regularly known as a cold, however if your name is Ralph you believe you are dying and need attention, regular cures are beliveed to be taking photos of ones self in order to publish them on an internet forum'

Hope this helps mate


 :Ride On Fatbury's Lovestick:


Title: Man Flu
Post by: Simon Pieman on Tuesday, May 15, 2007, 17:32:09
I thought I had man flu but it turns out it is grid


Title: Man Flu
Post by: Sade on Tuesday, May 15, 2007, 21:19:05
Man Flu = A bloke saying 'oh no my nose is running'
Lets fight.

 :D


Title: Man Flu
Post by: Simon Pieman on Tuesday, May 15, 2007, 21:25:30
I'm tempted to put 'man flu' as reason of illness on my next sickness form, just to piss off the woman who does payroll


Title: Man Flu
Post by: Iffy's Onion Bhaji on Tuesday, May 15, 2007, 22:23:20
Quote from: "simon pieman"
I'm tempted to put 'man flu' as reason of illness on my next sickness form, just to piss off the woman who does payroll


to be fair though Si i think you actually have a fair case of "man flu" this time round. your pretty rough to say the least


Title: Man Flu
Post by: axs on Wednesday, May 16, 2007, 00:03:59
man flu exists for the sole reason that girls hate not being the centre of attention.


Title: Man Flu
Post by: pauld on Wednesday, May 16, 2007, 00:05:32
Quote from: "Fred Elliot"
Im right in the middle of a bout of it

And don't we all know it, mucus man  :mrgreen:


Title: Man Flu
Post by: flammableBen on Wednesday, May 16, 2007, 00:07:42
Quote from: "Fred Elliot"

I am the mucas man,
I come from far away,
What do I play?

I play the GRID


Title: Man Flu
Post by: Simon Pieman on Wednesday, May 16, 2007, 08:22:38
Fred's a grid flid


Title: Man Flu
Post by: mattboyslim on Wednesday, May 16, 2007, 08:26:02
I have the man flu - just visited the chemis and stocked up on a variety of pills.  Not happy.


Title: Man Flu
Post by: juddie on Wednesday, May 16, 2007, 09:23:57
I've had it, day 10 and still not shifted it. Been rough ever since the walsall game, my nerves shut down for the day!


Title: Man Flu
Post by: Ralphy on Wednesday, May 16, 2007, 11:53:19
I went to the chemist yesterday and bought a bottle of Nightnurse and a bottle of Meltus Cough and Catarh.

The girl behind the counter said ''you're not gonna use these together are you''


I said no obviously but what harm can it possibly do??

I must admit i feel very hyper today.


Title: Man Flu
Post by: Simon Pieman on Wednesday, May 16, 2007, 11:55:50
Quote from: "Rich"
Quote from: "simon pieman"
I'm tempted to put 'man flu' as reason of illness on my next sickness form, just to piss off the woman who does payroll


to be fair though Si i think you actually have a fair case of "man flu" this time round. your pretty rough to say the least


that's because I have full blown grid


Title: Man Flu
Post by: sonic youth on Wednesday, May 16, 2007, 15:44:11
Quote from: "Ralphy"
I went to the chemist yesterday and bought a bottle of Nightnurse and a bottle of Meltus Cough and Catarh.

The girl behind the counter said ''you're not gonna use these together are you''


I said no obviously but what harm can it possibly do??

I must admit i feel very hyper today.


meltus contains guaifenisen which is an expectorant that treats a productive cough by loosening the phlegm in your chest.

night nurse contains dextromethorpan which is used to supress a tickly cough, i.e. to stop you coughing.

so basically they do completely opposite things, so taken together it does fuck all good. supressing a chesty cough is a bad idea as it can lead to a chest infection.


Title: Man Flu
Post by: Ralphy on Wednesday, May 16, 2007, 16:04:00
So what should i be taking sonic??

I keep coughing up mucus but my sore throat has gone.


Title: Man Flu
Post by: sonic youth on Wednesday, May 16, 2007, 16:05:57
take the meltus


Title: Man Flu
Post by: Arriba on Wednesday, May 16, 2007, 16:22:52
eat curry aswell.it works wonders on colds


Title: Man Flu
Post by: Ralphy on Wednesday, May 16, 2007, 16:42:48
I just had Chicken Fajita's.

They were extra spicy.


Title: Man Flu
Post by: Fred Elliot on Wednesday, May 16, 2007, 16:44:05
Oh I wish I could eat spicy food again


 :?


Title: Man Flu
Post by: Ralphy on Wednesday, May 16, 2007, 16:45:27
Whats stopping you Fred?

I love my hot food. I do a very good Texan Chili.


Title: Man Flu
Post by: Simon Pieman on Wednesday, May 16, 2007, 16:46:44
Quote from: "Fred Elliot"
Oh I wish I could eat spicy food again


 :?


At least you can taste what you're eating at the moment. I ate a Snickers earlier and the only thing I could tell you about it was that it was chewy


Title: Man Flu
Post by: Fred Elliot on Wednesday, May 16, 2007, 16:47:43
Quote from: "Ralphy"
Whats stopping you Fred?

I love my hot food. I do a very good Texan Chili.


Errm

Ulcerative Colitis

(no.............dont ask)


Title: Man Flu
Post by: Simon Pieman on Wednesday, May 16, 2007, 16:48:08
Quote from: "Fred Elliot"
Quote from: "Ralphy"
Whats stopping you Fred?

I love my hot food. I do a very good Texan Chili.


Errm

Ulcerative Colitis

(no.............dont ask)


aka grid


Title: Man Flu
Post by: Fred Elliot on Wednesday, May 16, 2007, 16:49:25
Quote from: "simon pieman"
Quote from: "Fred Elliot"
Quote from: "Ralphy"
Whats stopping you Fred?

I love my hot food. I do a very good Texan Chili.


Errm

Ulcerative Colitis

(no.............dont ask)


aka grid


 :D


Title: Man Flu
Post by: Ralphy on Wednesday, May 16, 2007, 16:49:58
I will google it.


Title: Man Flu
Post by: Fred Elliot on Wednesday, May 16, 2007, 16:51:33
Quote from: "Ralphy"
I will google it.


You sure you want to ?


Title: Man Flu
Post by: Ralphy on Wednesday, May 16, 2007, 16:51:36
Ouch.

I blame the death burgers.


Title: Man Flu
Post by: Fred Elliot on Wednesday, May 16, 2007, 16:52:05
Its not nice mate

I have had it since I had my tumors removed


Title: Man Flu
Post by: reeves4england on Wednesday, May 16, 2007, 17:10:28
I've had a nasty cough for over a week now but thankfully it is yet to develop inot anything more serious, such as man flu, grid, or throat AIDS


Title: Man Flu
Post by: Ralphy on Wednesday, May 16, 2007, 17:13:21
I've had throat AIDS 3 times.

Tis not good.


Title: Man Flu
Post by: Simon Pieman on Wednesday, May 16, 2007, 17:14:25
must be all that cock you suck Ralphy


Title: Man Flu
Post by: Ralphy on Wednesday, May 16, 2007, 17:17:01
Thats what the doctor said.

I reckon it's my cooking.


Title: Man Flu
Post by: Simon Pieman on Wednesday, May 16, 2007, 17:23:58
Quote from: "Ralphy"
Thats what the doctor said.

I reckon it's my cooking.


classic cocksucker's answer


Title: Man Flu
Post by: Ralphy on Wednesday, May 16, 2007, 19:45:33
Damm, thought that would work.

I really must stop.


Title: Man Flu
Post by: flammableBen on Thursday, May 17, 2007, 07:35:23
Quote from: "Fred Elliot"
Im right in the middle of a bout of it

And I got the AGM tonight

GGGGRRRRRRRRRRRRR


I think I might have caught it off you. I knew we shouldn't have shared that passionate kiss.


Title: Man Flu
Post by: Fred Elliot on Thursday, May 17, 2007, 08:16:41
I said no tongues !!!!


Title: Man Flu
Post by: Simon Pieman on Thursday, May 17, 2007, 08:20:07
Ben played that trick on me as well Fred. I think that's why I have the grid


Title: Man Flu
Post by: Fred Elliot on Thursday, May 17, 2007, 08:26:08
he is such a man whore


Title: Man Flu
Post by: flammableBen on Thursday, May 17, 2007, 15:29:58
I feel like shit. I'm going to bed.


Title: Man Flu
Post by: STFCBird on Thursday, May 17, 2007, 15:34:25
Quote from: "flammableBen"
I feel like shit. I'm going to bed.


Do you need a cuddle?  :wink:


Title: Man Flu
Post by: Bushey Boy on Thursday, May 17, 2007, 16:35:43
I take it all back, ive got man flu now, gonna go and have  afew beers to sort me out


Title: Man Flu
Post by: Ralphy on Thursday, May 17, 2007, 16:56:02
Quote from: "Bushey Boy"
I take it all back, ive got man flu now, gonna go and have  afew beers to sort me out


Ha ha ha ha

That will teach you for saying i am a wimp and just want attention off the forum.


Title: Man Flu
Post by: land_of_bo on Thursday, May 17, 2007, 17:01:22
Fuck man flu.

I wrenched my back playing footy tues night and have been immobile most of the time since. thank fuck for ibuprofen, deep heat, paracetamol, red wine and sainsburys chocolate tart with cream.

i'm supposed to be playing again tomorrow night  :|


Title: Man Flu
Post by: Leggett on Thursday, May 17, 2007, 17:09:19
you big girls blouse. dislocate your knee, then you can moan!!!


Title: Man Flu
Post by: Ralphy on Thursday, May 17, 2007, 17:11:31
I am still coughing up lung slime  :twisted:

It's a greeny yellow colour.

It's stopped me smoking though, haven't had a smoke since saturday night.


Title: Man Flu
Post by: land_of_bo on Thursday, May 17, 2007, 17:12:08
:oops:

I feel like  :old: though


Title: Man Flu
Post by: Leggett on Thursday, May 17, 2007, 17:13:39
haha its ok, been almost 4 months since i did it, still aches every now and then! better news tho, i'm still on reduced hours at work :D :soapy tit wank:


Title: Man Flu
Post by: Danjackson10 on Thursday, May 17, 2007, 17:48:04
Quote from: "Ralphy"
I am still coughing up lung slime  :twisted:

It's a greeny yellow colour.

It's stopped me smoking though, haven't had a smoke since saturday night.


Do you get crackles in your chest when you breathe? You got a temperature? Sounds like you got a chest infection and a 7 day course of amoxicillin 500mg four times a day should sort you out!
 8)


Title: Man Flu
Post by: Ralphy on Thursday, May 17, 2007, 17:52:17
Crackles? Not really mate.

I just ran 6 miles without too much drama apart from coughing up mucus!


Title: Man Flu
Post by: Simon Pieman on Thursday, May 17, 2007, 18:15:09
When you stop smoking you hawk up all sorts of shit.


Title: Man Flu
Post by: Ralphy on Thursday, May 17, 2007, 18:16:25
Maybe thats it then Si.