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It's man flu season again.

I've felt rough for the past 2 days and having been coughing up green and yellow mucus.

Has anyone else caught it?

It's put me off my fags too.

i thought you quit smoking?

its called a cold

Don't even start on that.

Im right in the middle of a bout of it

And I got the AGM tonight

GGGGRRRRRRRRRRRRR

He didn't mean that kind of thing.

meh i'm ok. i'm making the most of it by going to the cinema  8)

what he said

Its called ralpyitus

'Regularly known as a cold, however if your name is Ralph you believe you are dying and need attention, regular cures are beliveed to be taking photos of ones self in order to publish them on an internet forum'

Hope this helps mate

I fucking hate you Ash.

Dony lie ralphy....

 :Ride On Fatbury's Lovestick:

I thought I had man flu but it turns out it is grid

Man Flu = A bloke saying 'oh no my nose is running'
Lets fight.

 :D

I'm tempted to put 'man flu' as reason of illness on my next sickness form, just to piss off the woman who does payroll

to be fair though Si i think you actually have a fair case of "man flu" this time round. your pretty rough to say the least

man flu exists for the sole reason that girls hate not being the centre of attention.

And don't we all know it, mucus man  :mrgreen:

Fred's a grid flid

I have the man flu - just visited the chemis and stocked up on a variety of pills.  Not happy.

I've had it, day 10 and still not shifted it. Been rough ever since the walsall game, my nerves shut down for the day!

I went to the chemist yesterday and bought a bottle of Nightnurse and a bottle of Meltus Cough and Catarh.

The girl behind the counter said ''you're not gonna use these together are you''


I said no obviously but what harm can it possibly do??

I must admit i feel very hyper today.

that's because I have full blown grid

meltus contains guaifenisen which is an expectorant that treats a productive cough by loosening the phlegm in your chest.

night nurse contains dextromethorpan which is used to supress a tickly cough, i.e. to stop you coughing.

so basically they do completely opposite things, so taken together it does fuck all good. supressing a chesty cough is a bad idea as it can lead to a chest infection.

So what should i be taking sonic??

I keep coughing up mucus but my sore throat has gone.

take the meltus

eat curry aswell.it works wonders on colds

I just had Chicken Fajita's.

They were extra spicy.

Oh I wish I could eat spicy food again


 :?

Whats stopping you Fred?

I love my hot food. I do a very good Texan Chili.

At least you can taste what you're eating at the moment. I ate a Snickers earlier and the only thing I could tell you about it was that it was chewy

Errm

Ulcerative Colitis

(no.............dont ask)

aka grid

 :D

I will google it.

You sure you want to ?

Ouch.

I blame the death burgers.

Its not nice mate

I have had it since I had my tumors removed

I've had a nasty cough for over a week now but thankfully it is yet to develop inot anything more serious, such as man flu, grid, or throat AIDS

I've had throat AIDS 3 times.

Tis not good.

must be all that cock you suck Ralphy

Thats what the doctor said.

I reckon it's my cooking.

classic cocksucker's answer

Damm, thought that would work.

I really must stop.

I think I might have caught it off you. I knew we shouldn't have shared that passionate kiss.

I said no tongues !!!!

Ben played that trick on me as well Fred. I think that's why I have the grid

he is such a man whore

I feel like shit. I'm going to bed.

Do you need a cuddle?  :wink:

I take it all back, ive got man flu now, gonna go and have  afew beers to sort me out

Ha ha ha ha

That will teach you for saying i am a wimp and just want attention off the forum.

Fuck man flu.

I wrenched my back playing footy tues night and have been immobile most of the time since. thank fuck for ibuprofen, deep heat, paracetamol, red wine and sainsburys chocolate tart with cream.

i'm supposed to be playing again tomorrow night  :|

you big girls blouse. dislocate your knee, then you can moan!!!

I am still coughing up lung slime  :twisted:

It's a greeny yellow colour.

It's stopped me smoking though, haven't had a smoke since saturday night.

:oops:

I feel like  :old: though

haha its ok, been almost 4 months since i did it, still aches every now and then! better news tho, i'm still on reduced hours at work :D :soapy tit wank:

Do you get crackles in your chest when you breathe? You got a temperature? Sounds like you got a chest infection and a 7 day course of amoxicillin 500mg four times a day should sort you out!
 8)

Crackles? Not really mate.

I just ran 6 miles without too much drama apart from coughing up mucus!

When you stop smoking you hawk up all sorts of shit.

Maybe thats it then Si.