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Just bought one of these babies from Boots for £9.99  :o

Only comes with 1 blade too!

But, my god, they are superb.

Best shave i've ever had. Didn't even cut myself.

I cant grow enough facial hair for it to matter what type of razor i use  :(

Been trimming up your brazillian again Ralph ?

I await the day i can sprout a decent beard. And when that day comes, shaving shall be no more....

The blades cost more than the razor, haha. I got the razor plus 4 blades £12.99 about a week ago.

Fred, i think everyone on saturday realised how hairy i am  :soapy tit wank:

I need to shave my face every day, grows so quick.

does it just wobble about a bit? i think i'll stick to the free one someone on here got me, still going strong

It has smaller blades closer together. The smoothness is superb.

Good clean shave.

If it uses Fusion Power shouldn't these shaving people tell the worlds scientists? Think they've been working on that for a while. And if not then the whole thing is con and I'll stick with old school Fission Power Shaving.

They don't last very long. Works out very expensive.  :(
I still use them thou  :wink:

ive been using them since they came out, very good shave but a blade lasts me about 5/6 days so works out a lot. never cut my self since i started using then tho.

You don't shave do you Ash ?  :o

every morning but if out in evening have to as well at night.

the tef has reached an all-time low, i can hear spacey choking to death as i type

Boo, I was waiting for them to get on to how often they moisturise and use facial srub  :D

Its just Ralphys attempts at trying to humour me.  Sussex seems the type of person who uses facial scrubs with his mrs!

Grumpy sods.

I recommend tampax ultra. Really good absorbers.

BUt Ralphy said he never cut himself with the Fusion Power

This is wrong.

What a thread!!
 :soapy tit wank:

Do they absorb the heaviest of flows? Remember to change your tampon regularly and don't keep it in over night. Toxic shock syndrome can kill.

Does it have wings?

My friends aunti had sex with a tampon in once and nearly died.Fact.

Ben your so right. Also Inside every tampox box is a guide telling you how to insert a tampon in case you get confused and put it somewhere else which is really hard to do apparently.Nostrel? No?

Ralphy, tampax are a brand of tampons, they have no need for wings. It's sanitary towels which have wings.

Sorry Ben, i'm not up on this subject.

The last time i saw a running cunt was at the Kassam.

Is that where you go for your 10 mile runs now then?

Up and down the 3 stands twice and once around the car park

Correct.

It's always good to check the instructions on something you are going to insert in your body, even if it's something you insert regularly, you should still check now and again. TSS is pretty rare though.

Ralphy, it's good to understand and be able to talk about these things with out getting embarrassed, making silly defensive jokes trying to change the subject to something you're comfortable with isn't going to help.

I get shy Ben sorry.

 :Ride On Fatbury's Lovestick: ace!

Yet very true.....
All part of life.

shaving is the most annoying, painful task ever....hence why I try and do it as little as possibly.

No matter what I use I get a rash and break out in spots

I had to trim my beard yesterday as it was getting to stage where it was starting to irratate me and itch

I had my first proper shave in three months the other day - not loving it, just use my hair clippers to keep my scruffy stubble/half-arsed beard in check.