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Title: Irish Joke Post by: Ralphy on Tuesday, May 1, 2007, 09:46:38 John O'Reilly hoisted his beer and said, "Here's to spending the rest of me life, between the legs of me wife!"
That won him the top prize at the pub for the best toast of the night! He went home and told his wife, Mary, "I won the prize for the Best toast of the night" She said, "Aye, did ya now. And what was your toast?" John said, "Here's to spending the rest of me life, sitting in church beside me wife." "Oh, that is very nice indeed, John!" Mary said. The next day, Mary ran into one of John's drinking buddies on the street corner. The man chuckled leeringly and said, "John won the prize the other night at the pub with a toast about you, Mary." She said, "Aye, he told me, and I was a bit surprised meself. You know, he's only been there twice in the last four years. Once he fell asleep, and the other time I had to pull him by the ears to make him come." Title: Irish Joke Post by: land_of_bo on Tuesday, May 1, 2007, 13:09:24 A game warden finds a man at a popular trout fishing spot with two dozen trout swimming in a bucket. "That's way over the limit," he says. "You're under arrest."
"But officer, please," the man says, "these are my pet fish from home. I just bring them down here to let them swim free once a week. When I whistle, they all come back and get into the bucket to go home." "I don't believe it," says the warden. "Show me." The man promptly dumps the trout into the stream and gazes after them as they swim away. After a minute, the warden says, "OK, how long?" "How long what?" says the man. "How long till you call the fish back?" "What fish?" Who does that sound like? :D Title: Irish Joke Post by: Samdy Gray on Tuesday, May 1, 2007, 13:14:22 I don't get it :shrug:
Title: Irish Joke Post by: land_of_bo on Tuesday, May 1, 2007, 13:15:11 "There are no fish"
Title: Irish Joke Post by: Ralphy on Tuesday, May 1, 2007, 13:28:42 The warden can't arrest him now cos he has no fish in the bucket.
Not bad. Title: Irish Joke Post by: Bennett on Tuesday, May 1, 2007, 16:35:05 Quote from: "Ralphy" The warden can't arrest him now cos he has no fish in the bucket. Not bad. i love you ralph Title: Irish Joke Post by: Ralphy on Wednesday, May 2, 2007, 21:19:58 I have another joke but it's racist.
I wish i could say it on here. Title: Irish Joke Post by: Ginginho on Wednesday, May 2, 2007, 21:20:43 Just say it Ralph, it's just a joke, you didn't make it up, just repeating it.
If it makes it easier, I have a cat thats racist. Title: Irish Joke Post by: Ralphy on Wednesday, May 2, 2007, 21:22:27 Sonic will come down on me like a ton of bricks and ban me.
Title: Irish Joke Post by: sonic youth on Wednesday, May 2, 2007, 21:23:18 will I fuck.
niggers=scum Title: Irish Joke Post by: Ralphy on Wednesday, May 2, 2007, 21:23:58 :Ride On Fatbury's Lovestick:
Title: Irish Joke Post by: Ralphy on Wednesday, May 2, 2007, 21:44:25 I know a p*** who's name is Jim
And i just love to lob tomotoes at him Tomotoes are soft and don't hurt the skin But these fuckers do cos there still in the tin!! Title: Irish Joke Post by: red macca on Wednesday, May 2, 2007, 21:47:07 You built us up for that :?
You are rubbish ralph get out Title: Irish Joke Post by: Ralphy on Wednesday, May 2, 2007, 21:47:43 :mrgreen:
Title: Irish Joke Post by: red macca on Wednesday, May 2, 2007, 21:49:52 Why do pakis smell?
so blind people can hate them too. Sorry :| Title: Irish Joke Post by: Ralphy on Wednesday, May 2, 2007, 21:53:58 Tee hee.
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