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Title: Joke Post by: magicroundabout on Tuesday, March 15, 2005, 15:10:56 All be it an ironic one!!
A man goes into a shop > > Customer: Worcester sauce crisps please > > Shopkeeper: Sorry can't, it's off the shelves, cancer scare. > > Customer: Oh right, Chinese Chicken Wings? > > Shopkeeper: Ah that's the same, Cancer scare > > Customer: Hamburger Relish? > > Shopkeeper: Cancer scare > >Customer: Sausage and Mash? > > Shopkeeper: Cancer scare > > Customer: Cottage Pie? > > Shopkeeper: Yes, ...no wait, Cancer scare. > > Customer: So they're all off the shelves because of a Cancer scare? > > Shopkeeper: Yes > > Customer: (sigh) Just give me a packet of fags then. > > Shopkeeper: Certainly. £4.50 please. > > Customer: Thanks Title: Joke Post by: Amir on Tuesday, March 15, 2005, 15:15:47 :soapy tit wank:
Title: Joke Post by: Onion_Jimbo on Tuesday, March 15, 2005, 15:24:41 not as good as my joke but still was nice like a koala
Title: Joke Post by: sonicyouth on Tuesday, March 15, 2005, 15:32:09 supoib
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