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We've already got one cat, Incey. Fantastically named after Paul Ince just days before he fucked off.

Went out and bought this little scoundrel today, because Incey was lonely and we'd already split her up from her brother.

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Then my sister phones me up this afternoon, she's broken up with her boyfriend and wants us to look after her cat.

Three fucking cats! My house is going to be overrun!

You love the pussy.

Cats are ace mate, but 3 is crazy! There are loads in Westlea mate

Theres a chinese take away I used to know who'll take cats off your hands...

I'm thinking about getting a cat.

I live in a flat though  :?

a guy who lived near my old flat got one which had cat aids so it wasn't allowed to leave the flat incase it infected other cats.

problem solved. buy a cat with aids

Your a genius magic.

Where can i get a pussy infected with aids?

tans says stfc bird

What the fuck has living in flat got to do with it Ralphy? Cats have got legs you know!

Get some mice Sam, spice things up a bit.

Or dogs ?

 :shock:

It's all complete chaos at the moment anyway.

Incey's gone all territorial and is trying to kill the new kitten.

My sister's bringing her cat over tonight, I predict all hell will break loose.

I HATE cats full stop. More of a dog man.

I like dogs but they are much more of a committment than cats.  My housemates cat is ace - she's totally mad, and I can't imagine she'd take kindly to another cat in the house, cos she acts like she owns the place at the moment.  Good Luck Sam

I got a 2nd cat when the ex lived with me, little shit it was, the ex said I was harsh as my cat was attacking the new one, I said let them get on with it.  In the end I used half the house with mine and she used half of it with hers.

Stupid fucking cat  

Moral of the story, never get a fluffy animal for a girl.

I love a pussy, especially a tight and slippery one!!  Oops, wrong sort! :-))(

Cats are evil.  :evil:

I see what you did there!

That's fucking subtle isn't it.

Anyhoo, I hate cats. And doesn't asprin kill them. Hint.

Rather have a dog than a cat.

My dog's a star, think mutt that wouldn't look out of lace with someone selling the big issue and you've got him.

Smart as fuck though, never goes on a lead and knows his own way to the pub!

If I had a choice I would like a black one! :wink:

Everyone knows cats make better meat for currys than dogs. Fact!

*Major bump*

The kitten decided to jump out of an upstairs window today, stupid little fucker.

He's ok, was a bit shaken up at first but he's running around terrorising the place now.

Guess that's 1 life down, 8 to go.

You ought to rename him David Blaine

or his he one of those street jumper types.............. if so get him a hoodie and some cut offs and a 2 pairs of air max !

fuck sake, we get pictures of the builders near Ralphys flat packing up in the rain but we dont get pictures of a cat jumping from an upstairs window  :x

Talking of jumping cats, Nickie's old neighbour's cat died the other week in the most fantastic way.

Cat walked into the kitchen and started eating it's food, the washing machine was on and made a really loud bang. Cat did a back flip, choked on it's food and died.

I laughed, I'm going to hell.

Here here DV

I want to see if it's true that cats always land right way up

oh fuck I can hardly type Im laughing so much

oh and I love the expression "died in the most fantastic way"

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