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Title: Player of the Season
Post by: sonic youth on Monday, April 16, 2007, 13:53:42
Here's your poll, cunts. I reckon we should have our own alternative awards as well, I'm going to give it some thought.


Title: Player of the Season
Post by: herthab on Monday, April 16, 2007, 13:56:21
What a shit poll!

Where's Andy Caton?

He would've got my vote.........................


Title: Player of the Season
Post by: fatbury on Monday, April 16, 2007, 14:04:46
P O O K for me - trust someone to change it so it says Fatbury instead of   P O O K - flattering tho!


Title: Player of the Season
Post by: Piemonte on Monday, April 16, 2007, 14:24:20
I note Roberts didnt even make the shortlist :D


Title: Player of the Season
Post by: Piemonte on Monday, April 16, 2007, 14:31:41
Alternative award suggestions

-Worst player of the year award
-The most infuriating player award (Sponsored by Christian Roberts)
- Best team player award
- Unexpected success award
- Most improved player
- Young player
- Best loan player
- Best / worst individual performance
- Best goal
- The biggest fuck up award (formerly sponsored by Jerel Ifil)
- Most pointless signing
- Cunt of the season (sponsored by Dennis Wise)
- the "laying on the sofa watching soccer saturday whilst earning a fortune for the foreseeable future" award (sponsored by Gareth Whalley)

I seem to have managed quite a few there :?


Title: Player of the Season
Post by: Sippo on Monday, April 16, 2007, 14:38:25
The Best player to piss off fans - sponsored by Aaron Brown


Title: Player of the Season
Post by: blinkpip on Monday, April 16, 2007, 15:51:26
I vote Roberts.


Title: Player of the Season
Post by: reeves4england on Monday, April 16, 2007, 18:20:16
Player of the season for me goes to Peacock because he genuinely seems to care and seems desperate to go up. In response to the awards suggested above...

Worst player of the year award
-Gareth Whalley

The most infuriating player award (Sponsored by Christian Roberts)
-Micheal P o o k (sorry!)

Best team player award
-Erm....Peacock

Unexpected success award
-Lukas

Most improved player
-Lukas again

Young player
-Lukas again (again)

Best loan player
-Timlin

Best / worst individual performance
-Not been to many games so can't really say

Best goal
-Evans vs Wrexham

The biggest fuck up award (formerly sponsored by Jerel Ifil)
-Michael P o o k's mother

Most pointless signing
-Claude Gnapka

Cunt of the season (sponsored by Dennis Wise)
-Mikey D (or Dennis Wise)

"Laying on the sofa watching soccer saturday whilst earning a fortune for the foreseeable future" award (sponsored by Gareth Whalley)
-Gareth Whalley


Title: Player of the Season
Post by: Panda Paws on Monday, April 16, 2007, 21:30:09
Peacs gets my vote, legend!!

Worst player of the year award - Ricky Shakes


The most infuriating player award (Sponsored by Christian Roberts) - Roberts obviously

Best team player award - Adi Williams or Jamie Vincent

Best team player award - Phil Smith

Most improved player - Jerel Ifil

Young player = Lukas

Loan Player - Timlin

Best/Worst Individual performance - Ifil at Rochdale (dint go to hartlepool) for best.....worst is possibly Zaboob at Hereford or Roberts at Stockport

Best Goal - Evo at Wrexham

The Biggest Fuck Up Award - Brez falling on his arm!!

Most Pointless Signing - Kevin James


Title: Player of the Season
Post by: glos_robin on Tuesday, April 17, 2007, 10:18:07
Who else apart from fatbart has has voted for P O O K?
 :-))(  Made me laugh today reading the adver where he's eying up the championship. If we get into the championship there is no chance he'll still be playing for us!


Title: Player of the Season
Post by: fatbury on Tuesday, April 17, 2007, 10:34:59
wait and see!


Title: Player of the Season
Post by: herthab on Tuesday, April 17, 2007, 10:43:34
Quote from: "glos_robin"
Who else apart from fatbart has has voted for P O O K?
 :-))(  Made me laugh today reading the adver where he's eying up the championship. If we get into the championship there is no chance he'll still be playing for us!



2 votes for Pook: Fatbury=1 Bart=1.

So he's really only got one vote :D


Title: Player of the Season
Post by: Samdy Gray on Tuesday, April 17, 2007, 10:44:51
-Worst player of the year award
Andy Monkhouse - utter rubbish (shut it DV)

-The most infuriating player award (Sponsored by Christian Roberts)
Ricky Shakes - cross the ball Ricky, cross it!

- Best team player award
Lee Peacock

- Unexpected success award
Michael P o o k for managing to stick around the first team all season

- Most improved player
Beast Jerel Ifil

- Young player
Lukas Jutkieiwicz
 
- Best loan player
Barry Corr
 
- Best / worst individual performance
Best Zaaboub at Walsall
Worst Evans pre-season against Reading

- Best goal
Evans against Wrexham - 40 yards!!!

- The biggest fuck up award (formerly sponsored by Jerel Ifil)
Adi Williams for his off-the-knee backpass against Lincoln

- Most pointless signing
Andy Monkhouse

- Cunt of the season (sponsored by Dennis Wise)
Aaron 'I'm better than this league' Brown

- the "laying on the sofa watching soccer saturday whilst earning a fortune for the foreseeable future" award (sponsored by Gareth Whalley)
Erm... Gareth Whalley


Title: Player of the Season
Post by: McLovin on Tuesday, April 17, 2007, 10:55:46
Worst player of the year award
- Ricky Shakes

The most infuriating player award (Sponsored by Christian Roberts)
- Fatbury's toyboy

Best team player award
- Adi Williams

Unexpected success award
- Phil Smith

Most improved player
- Jutkiewicz

Young player
- Jutkiewicz

Best loan player
- Timlin

Best / worst individual performance
- Best: Zaaboub at Walsall, Worst: Roberts a few times

Best goal
- Brownlie's 93rd minute winner at home to Boston or Barnet (i can't remember who it was)

The biggest fuck up award (formerly sponsored by Jerel Ifil)
- Potentially Andronikou 'negotiating the CVA'

Most pointless signing
- Lonergan or Noubissie or Partridge or Gnapka, or James

Cunt of the season (sponsored by Dennis Wise)
- The Grimsby player(s) trying to kick the ball out of Brezovan's unbroken arm

"Laying on the sofa watching soccer saturday whilst earning a fortune for the foreseeable future" award (sponsored by Gareth Whalley)
- The man himself, Super Gareth Whalley


Title: Player of the Season
Post by: fatbury on Tuesday, April 17, 2007, 11:16:27
Quote from: "herthab"
Quote from: "glos_robin"
Who else apart from fatbart has has voted for P O O K?
 :-))(  Made me laugh today reading the adver where he's eying up the championship. If we get into the championship there is no chance he'll still be playing for us!



2 votes for Fatbury: Fatbury=1 Bart=1.

So he's really only got one vote :D


Except Bart hates Pook!


Title: Player of the Season
Post by: Bushey Boy on Tuesday, April 17, 2007, 11:17:10
Everybody hates fatbury! :)


Title: Player of the Season
Post by: Northern Red on Tuesday, April 17, 2007, 11:28:37
Peacock for me - he's turning into a midfield legend...

Best performance of the season for me would probably be Brez in the opener against Hartlepool....


Title: Player of the Season
Post by: fatbury on Tuesday, April 17, 2007, 11:31:00
forgot it changes to Fatbury - I meant to say Bart hates P O O K


Title: Player of the Season
Post by: Arriba on Tuesday, April 17, 2007, 11:33:52
are people voting for peacock purely based on his commitment?yes he's commited and gives his all,but isn't the player of the year meant to be that.the clubs best player over the season?
i'm afraid for periods this term peacock was poor-very poor,and his place in the side was debated many times.
he is not player of the year, or even runner up imo.
i like him and lately he's done great but some peoples memories are a bit short.
its like when mooney won it,parkin was robbed.in the latter stages of the season mooney lost the plot but still won.mainly because he waved his hands at the town end alot.


Title: Player of the Season
Post by: Bushey Boy on Tuesday, April 17, 2007, 11:36:00
Quote from: "arriba"
are people voting for peacock purely based on his commitment?yes he's commited and gives his all,but isn't the player of the year meant to be that.the clubs best player over the season?
i'm afraid for periods this term peacock was poor-very poor,and his place in the side was debated many times.
he is not player of the year, or even runner up imo.
i like him and lately he's done great but some peoples memories are a bit short.
its like when mooney won it,parkin was robbed.in the latter stages of the season mooney lost the plot but still won.mainly because he waved his hands at the town end alot.


 :toppost:


Title: Player of the Season
Post by: larwood on Tuesday, April 17, 2007, 11:48:30
Your just both jealous of his prettiness thats all :wink:

I would go for Lee Peacock,who as well as being pretty also runs his guts out for the team almost every week  :D But i think mention needs to be made for Jerel,he seems to have found the form that deserted him last season,although the fact O'Hanlon fucked off has helped i think.Phil Smith has also impressed me,conisidering he had to come in and replace Brezovan who had been immense for us before his injury i think he's done well.And of course Lukas,who's goals these last couple of weeks are what could [please please please]mean we go up automatically this weekend.


Title: Player of the Season
Post by: Piemonte on Tuesday, April 17, 2007, 11:58:06
Why cant I vote based on commitment as much as ability? I've seen far too many uncommited wankers wearing the red shirt over the years and frankly I'd like to recognise someone who plays virtually every week as if his life depends on it.

For the 2nd season running Peacock is finishing the season playing through the pain barrier because he's hard and gives a shit.  Coupled with his massivly commited perfomances thats good enough for me.

Yes his form did dip for a bit, which co-insided with a poor run of form for the whole team if my memory serves me right. Ifil has also been impressive, but he needs someone to talk him through the game to reach that level of perfomance. He also gets far too many bookings for needless tackles. That said I'd have him as runner up

PS I think Peacock is so prettty as well. Someone find that picture of him in the pool in Ibiza. Swoon :oops:  :fag:


Title: Player of the Season
Post by: bigbobjoylove on Tuesday, April 17, 2007, 12:01:32
Voted for Ifil as hopefully Peacock will win the PFA Division 4 award.


Title: Player of the Season
Post by: Bushey Boy on Tuesday, April 17, 2007, 12:05:01
Quote from: larwood
Your just both jealous of his prettiness thats all :wink:

quote]

This is my argument for women to stay at home :D

Waits for Larwood and Birdy to go nuts


Title: Player of the Season
Post by: glos_robin on Tuesday, April 17, 2007, 12:09:37
Quote from: "fatbury"
wait and see!


You seriously think P0ok could play in the championship?  I think you need to enter the real world instead of playing with the fairies in Bowden's head  :roll:


Title: Player of the Season
Post by: stfctownenda on Tuesday, April 17, 2007, 12:11:16
Quote from: "fatbury"
wait and see!


P o o k will be playing for supermarine in 2 years fatters you wait and see  8)


Title: Player of the Season
Post by: larwood on Tuesday, April 17, 2007, 12:26:20
Quote from: Bushey Boy
Quote from: "larwood"
Your just both jealous of his prettiness thats all :wink:

quote]

This is my argument for women to stay at home :D

Waits for Larwood and Birdy to go nuts

 :soapy tit wank:
Anyway here's the pic for Pi.Sorry,its just you know any excuse to post a picture of the cock :D

http://i129.photobucket.com/albums/p212/Larwood_Head/thecock.jpg

 :P


Title: Player of the Season
Post by: Ralphy on Tuesday, April 17, 2007, 13:00:03
I also love the cock.


Title: Player of the Season
Post by: herthab on Tuesday, April 17, 2007, 15:21:07
Quote from: "Ralphy"
I also love cock.



Gay.


Title: Player of the Season
Post by: Ralphy on Tuesday, April 17, 2007, 17:16:05
Indeed.


Title: Player of the Season
Post by: Sade on Tuesday, April 17, 2007, 17:28:43
Quote from: larwood
Quote from: "Bushey Boy"
Quote from: "larwood"
Your just both jealous of his prettiness thats all :wink:

quote]

This is my argument for women to stay at home :D

Waits for Larwood and Birdy to go nuts

 :soapy tit wank:
Anyway here's the pic for Pi.Sorry,its just you know any excuse to post a picture of the cock :D

http://i129.photobucket.com/albums/p212/Larwood_Head/thecock.jpg

 :P


ooooo I just came:oops:


Title: Player of the Season
Post by: Ralphy on Tuesday, April 17, 2007, 17:29:35
Your such a filthy perv young Sade.  :o


Title: Player of the Season
Post by: Sade on Tuesday, April 17, 2007, 17:32:18
Well I'm sorry but if you did'nt come whilst look at that then well thats not right.


Title: Player of the Season
Post by: TalkTalk on Tuesday, April 17, 2007, 17:37:45
Quote from: "Sade"
ooooo I just came:oops:

Presumably Tails was sat next to you fiddling presumably?


Title: Player of the Season
Post by: Samdy Gray on Tuesday, April 17, 2007, 17:39:10
Quote from: "TalkTalk"
Quote from: "Sade"
ooooo I just came:oops:

Presumably Tails was sat next to you fiddling presumably?


With his gigantor thumbs?


Title: Player of the Season
Post by: TalkTalk on Tuesday, April 17, 2007, 17:40:53
Quote from: "sam_stfc"
Quote from: "TalkTalk"
Quote from: "Sade"
ooooo I just came:oops:

Presumably Tails was sat next to you fiddling presumably?


With his gigantor thumbs?

I can imagine that they would cause quite a stir in young Sade.


Title: Player of the Season
Post by: Ralphy on Tuesday, April 17, 2007, 18:04:40
Alan you're a wrong un.


Title: Player of the Season
Post by: TalkTalk on Tuesday, April 17, 2007, 18:06:16
Quote from: "Ralphy"
Alan you're a wrong un.

I thank you.


Title: Player of the Season
Post by: Sade on Tuesday, April 17, 2007, 19:43:08
:o  :D Alan.Crikey moses.


Title: Player of the Season
Post by: Tails on Tuesday, April 17, 2007, 19:49:58
Quote from: "TalkTalk"
Quote from: "sam_stfc"
Quote from: "TalkTalk"
Quote from: "Sade"
ooooo I just came:oops:

Presumably Tails was sat next to you fiddling presumably?


With his gigantor thumbs?

I can imagine that they would cause quite a stir in young Sade.


Damn straight  :mrgreen:

I mean, Alan, don't be so rude.


Title: Player of the Season
Post by: tans on Tuesday, April 17, 2007, 19:50:26
:Ride On Fatbury's Lovestick:


Title: Player of the Season
Post by: Sade on Tuesday, April 17, 2007, 19:54:25
Thumbering? oh god no.

Can we go back to the topic of player of the season please. I'm starting to feel slightly uncomfortable :D


Title: Player of the Season
Post by: TalkTalk on Tuesday, April 17, 2007, 19:57:40
Quote from: "Sade"
Thumbering? oh god no.

Can we go back to the topic of player of the season please. I'm starting to feel slightly uncomfortable :D

Sit slightly off the seat then honey.


Title: Player of the Season
Post by: Red81 on Sunday, April 22, 2007, 19:45:07
Why isn't Incey on the list ;)


Title: Player of the Season
Post by: Red81 on Sunday, April 22, 2007, 19:46:34
amazing contribution to our season


Title: Player of the Season
Post by: jayohaitchenn on Monday, April 23, 2007, 12:01:05
Finally started posting crap on here then Ben.

I would have voted for Incey


Title: Player of the Season
Post by: adje on Monday, April 23, 2007, 16:33:47
Worst-POOK
Infuriating/disappointing-WESTON
Team-JACK SMITH
Unexpected-PHIL SMITH
Improved-JACK SMITH
Young-JUTKIEWICZ
Loan-BREZOVAN
Best Individual Performance-ASHAN HOLGATE (v Brentford)
Worst-ANYONE AT BARNET
Goal-BROWNLIE V BARNET
Most Enjoyed goal-PEACOCK AT MK
Fuck-Up-PENALTY SHOOT-OUT V BRENTFORD
Pointless Signing-INCE
Best Team Perfomance-AWAY V WALSALL
Worst-AWAY V BARNET
c**t-SEAN O'HANLON


Title: Player of the Season
Post by: Red81 on Monday, April 23, 2007, 17:16:16
Quote from: "jayohaitchenn"
Finally started posting crap on here then Ben.

I would have voted for Incey


Indeed


Title: Player of the Season
Post by: Piemonte on Tuesday, April 24, 2007, 13:47:05
I'd change my vote to Ifil now Peacock has won the PFA award.

Share the prizes around and all that


Title: Player of the Season
Post by: Simon Pieman on Tuesday, April 24, 2007, 18:42:50
I'm upset my nominee didn't win


Title: Player of the Season
Post by: flammableBen on Tuesday, April 24, 2007, 18:44:53
I'm upset nobody has voted for the real fatbury yet. He did get two valentines cards after all - PLAYER!


Title: Player of the Season
Post by: Simon Pieman on Tuesday, April 24, 2007, 18:46:52
I voted Aaron Brown because he reminds me of Jeffrey from The Fresh Prince of Bel Air. Must be his accent.