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Title: Dilemma Post by: Ralphy on Sunday, April 15, 2007, 19:43:34 On saturday my mate is getting married.
I've been invited to the evening do at a posh hotel in Faringdon. I have hired a full dinner suit for the occasion. I also don't want to miss the Mansfield match. I need to be at Faringdon for between 6 and 6:30pm. The bugger is i will also need a shower before putting the suit on and i live in north Oxfordshire. What do i do ? By the time i get back home from Swindon it will be 5:45pm. I then need to shower, change and drive to Faringdon :? Title: Dilemma Post by: Nomoreheroes on Sunday, April 15, 2007, 19:44:54 Contact the hotel and see if you can get a shower there. Maybe it has got a pool or gym with shower area ?
NMH Title: Dilemma Post by: Bob's Orange on Sunday, April 15, 2007, 19:45:04 Just arrive fashionably late with a decent excuse like
'sorry I am late, I was attacked by a loony frenchman who kept throwing belgian waffles at me'. Title: Dilemma Post by: Ralphy on Sunday, April 15, 2007, 19:47:27 Showering at the hotel would be ideal.
Maybe i should go to the match dressed as James Bond. Title: Dilemma Post by: blinkpip on Sunday, April 15, 2007, 20:08:10 Stop being a woman. Wear the suit and smell of booze. It's not a fashion parade.
Title: Dilemma Post by: Ralphy on Sunday, April 15, 2007, 20:13:57 Do you not think i might look out of place in the Nationwide stand in a dinner suit?
Title: Dilemma Post by: Samdy Gray on Sunday, April 15, 2007, 20:16:22 Quote from: "Ralphy" Do you not think i might look out of place in the Nationwide stand in a dinner suit? Come on the Bank and call it fancy dress. Title: Dilemma Post by: blinkpip on Sunday, April 15, 2007, 20:16:29 Quote from: "Ralphy" Do you not think i might look out of place in the Nationwide stand in a dinner suit? Bring a different T shirt and change into the shirt after the game. Title: Dilemma Post by: Bogus Dave on Sunday, April 15, 2007, 20:24:47 go on the bank and join in the fancy dress theme
Title: Dilemma Post by: Christy on Sunday, April 15, 2007, 20:48:30 Dilemma 2
As the wife's on some poxy course, I have three children to manage on Saturday. Nine year old - part time fan, no problem Seven year old - season ticket holder, no problem Two year old - never been before, never remotely considered it.....wtf? Suggestions please as to how this can possibly work... Title: Dilemma Post by: Ralphy on Sunday, April 15, 2007, 20:50:01 Take the 2 year old.
Will be abit of a pain but your cope. Title: Dilemma Post by: sonic youth on Sunday, April 15, 2007, 21:04:51 Quote from: "Christy" Dilemma 2 As the wife's on some poxy course, I have three children to manage on Saturday. Nine year old - part time fan, no problem Seven year old - season ticket holder, no problem Two year old - never been before, never remotely considered it.....wtf? Suggestions please as to how this can possibly work... Under seven's go free, bring Patrick along 8) Title: Dilemma Post by: walrus on Sunday, April 15, 2007, 21:06:06 Quote from: "Ralphy" Take the 2 year old. Will be abit of a pain but your cope. I think he's taking all three.... Drug him.... or threaten him with no chocolate if he misbehaves. :| Title: Dilemma Post by: ibelieveinmrreeves on Sunday, April 15, 2007, 21:21:29 Take some toys or something to keep the little un amused, jobs a goodun.
Title: Dilemma Post by: Fred Elliot on Sunday, April 15, 2007, 21:23:57 Quote from: "Christy" Dilemma 2 As the wife's on some poxy course, I have three children to manage on Saturday. Nine year old - part time fan, no problem Seven year old - season ticket holder, no problem Two year old - never been before, never remotely considered it.....wtf? Suggestions please as to how this can possibly work... Bring them all mate Sit on the bank We will make sure you are all ok ! Title: Dilemma Post by: blinkpip on Sunday, April 15, 2007, 21:26:10 Quote from: "Fred Elliot" Quote from: "Christy" Dilemma 2 As the wife's on some poxy course, I have three children to manage on Saturday. Nine year old - part time fan, no problem Seven year old - season ticket holder, no problem Two year old - never been before, never remotely considered it.....wtf? Suggestions please as to how this can possibly work... Bring them all mate Sit on the bank We will make sure you are all ok ! What if it rains. No place for a two year old. Title: Dilemma Post by: sonic youth on Sunday, April 15, 2007, 21:27:56 Man invented the umbrella for a good reason pippy.
Title: Re: Dilemma Post by: DV on Sunday, April 15, 2007, 22:37:16 Quote from: "Ralphy" On saturday my mate is getting married. I've been invited to the evening do at a posh hotel in Faringdon. I have hired a full dinner suit for the occasion. I also don't want to miss the Mansfield match. I need to be at Faringdon for between 6 and 6:30pm. The bugger is i will also need a shower before putting the suit on and i live in north Oxfordshire. What do i do ? By the time i get back home from Swindon it will be 5:45pm. I then need to shower, change and drive to Faringdon :? can you not... drive to Swindon....drop tux off as a mates (ash perhaps?) go to footy leave on the dot, shower and change at his.....then leave for Faringdon? Title: Dilemma Post by: Christy on Monday, April 16, 2007, 21:35:59 As sensible a solution as I can manage: game on, the two year old will make his debut, in the Family Enclosure.
Although I'm not sure how it'll work when we're hanging on at 2-1 and I'm trying to read Fireman fucking Sam. Title: Dilemma Post by: sonic youth on Monday, April 16, 2007, 21:55:59 Books on tape are the future
Title: Dilemma Post by: Compo on Monday, April 16, 2007, 22:02:16 if ur desp. can leave ur stuff here and do as above!
R u going on the bank on sat, or r u doing the 'sit with the old man thing' :D Title: Dilemma Post by: Bushey Boy on Monday, April 16, 2007, 22:08:22 You can grab a shower here mate, can lend you a key not a problem.
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