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Title: bog roll Post by: oxford_fan on Sunday, March 13, 2005, 14:57:36 i'm out. any ideas? the shop is miles away.
Title: bog roll Post by: Piemonte on Sunday, March 13, 2005, 15:01:19 kitchen roll? tissues? boxer shorts :wink: ?
Title: bog roll Post by: Simon Pieman on Sunday, March 13, 2005, 15:02:52 if you are really desperate i guess you could use a j-cloth
Title: bog roll Post by: Barry Potter on Sunday, March 13, 2005, 15:05:37 Dont wipe.
Use back of hand. Use a sock. Old Newspaper. Spray shower up crack bit like a bidet. Not much of thinker are you Oxford Fan? :D Title: bog roll Post by: Ben Wah Balls on Sunday, March 13, 2005, 15:12:58 Tissues are the answer.
Title: bog roll Post by: Onion_Jimbo on Sunday, March 13, 2005, 15:15:10 use grated cheese
Title: bog roll Post by: Onion_Jimbo on Sunday, March 13, 2005, 15:20:34 please dont post pictures of yourself putting grated cheese on your bum
Title: bog roll Post by: Simon Pieman on Sunday, March 13, 2005, 15:21:02 use the 3 shells
Title: bog roll Post by: Onion_Jimbo on Sunday, March 13, 2005, 15:21:24 actually do
Title: bog roll Post by: Onion_Jimbo on Sunday, March 13, 2005, 15:23:54 no wait, dont.
Title: bog roll Post by: sonicyouth on Sunday, March 13, 2005, 15:24:18 Go to the shops.
Title: bog roll Post by: Simon Pieman on Sunday, March 13, 2005, 15:24:52 after piemonte's efforts at picturing his bum cleavage, i'd rather OF didn't do the same
Title: bog roll Post by: Simon Pieman on Sunday, March 13, 2005, 15:26:10 go to the hall's bar and nick one from the toilets in there
Title: bog roll Post by: Whits on Sunday, March 13, 2005, 15:28:01 have a shower straight after, get shit by your feet though ewwwww :shock:
Title: bog roll Post by: oxford_fan on Sunday, March 13, 2005, 15:29:10 Quote from: "Piemonte" kitchen roll? tissues? we dont have any.Quote from: "simon pieman" go to the hall's bar and nick one from the toilets in there we dont have bars per hall, just one union pub.in the end i executed a perfect non-wipe poo. back of the net. Title: bog roll Post by: Simon Pieman on Sunday, March 13, 2005, 15:29:48 No halls bar :shock:
Title: bog roll Post by: Onion_Jimbo on Sunday, March 13, 2005, 15:37:24 back of the net indeed
Title: bog roll Post by: oxford_fan on Sunday, March 13, 2005, 15:38:49 oh dear. a mild itch has surfaced.
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Title: bog roll Post by: Onion_Jimbo on Sunday, March 13, 2005, 15:41:04 Onion_Jimbo,
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Title: bog roll Post by: Onion_Jimbo on Sunday, March 13, 2005, 15:42:02 I know how to have fun dont i. woo
Title: bog roll Post by: Onion_Jimbo on Sunday, March 13, 2005, 15:43:09 sorry for interupting your thread. I think im drunk
Title: bog roll Post by: Simon Pieman on Sunday, March 13, 2005, 16:01:19 soapy tit wank
Title: bog roll Post by: DMR on Sunday, March 13, 2005, 17:58:11 There's no such thing as a no-wipe poo. Don't be fooled by the slippyness.
Title: bog roll Post by: Whits on Sunday, March 13, 2005, 18:01:36 surely it must have touch the sides on the way through
Title: bog roll Post by: Simon Pieman on Sunday, March 13, 2005, 18:03:05 and unless you have that area waxed (why would anyone do such a thing???) then surely that area can't be clean
Title: bog roll Post by: Piemonte on Sunday, March 13, 2005, 18:09:07 Quote from: "simon pieman" and unless you have that area waxed (why would anyone do such a thing???) then surely that area can't be clean I have that area shaven :oops: dont mock my anal cleavage pieman :evil: Title: bog roll Post by: janaage on Monday, March 14, 2005, 12:10:19 I can hit a football league referee with a bog roll from 20 yards, as long as he's lecturing the Oldahm keeper at the Town End end at the time. I thought that was my Town End days over, ooooh the memories of last season!!
Title: bog roll Post by: Piemonte on Monday, March 14, 2005, 12:25:28 *sends text to the mad dad hotline* :wink:
Title: bog roll Post by: Boeta on Monday, March 14, 2005, 16:40:11 Poor old James was a bit slow on the uptake wasn't he?
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