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Title: Funniest names you've been called on a football pitch? Post by: Mark Hanrahan on Saturday, April 14, 2007, 22:12:33 A very angry, bearded winger called me 'a wally' today! Not heard that in years!! 8)
Worst sledging you've recieved? Title: Funniest names you've been called on a football pitch? Post by: sonic youth on Saturday, April 14, 2007, 22:51:48 Was it Roberts or Zaaboub?
Title: Funniest names you've been called on a football pitch? Post by: Chubbs on Saturday, April 14, 2007, 23:05:25 i get "lazy/fat cunt" a lot, but it doesnt bother me, coz i am.
Title: Funniest names you've been called on a football pitch? Post by: Spud on Saturday, April 14, 2007, 23:38:32 I was the one who used to give the sledging, there was nothing quite like annoying a centre forward. 8)
Title: Re: Funniest names you've been called on a football pitch? Post by: DV on Sunday, April 15, 2007, 13:15:40 Quote from: "Mark Hanrahan" A very angry, bearded winger called me 'a wally' today! Not heard that in years!! 8) Worst sledging you've recieved? I think you miss understood him, he said you were 'a whalley' as in Gareth......burn!!!! Hmm when I played a friendly for a team of Brazillians, someone on the other team did say 'get a hair cut and go back to your home country you dirty foreigner' yes :roll: Title: Funniest names you've been called on a football pitch? Post by: Give us an S on Sunday, April 15, 2007, 14:07:14 I played as a favour for a team the other day and one of the players on my team kept calling me Sparky. I have no idea why though?
Title: Funniest names you've been called on a football pitch? Post by: Amir on Sunday, April 15, 2007, 14:18:06 Maybe you look like Mark Hughes?
One of my mates would always refer to me as whoever Swindon's worst striker of the moment was. I called him Killer Kilcline. Title: Funniest names you've been called on a football pitch? Post by: Give us an S on Sunday, April 15, 2007, 16:01:11 Quote from: "Amir" Maybe you look like Mark Hughes? Nah i would say im more like David Beckham Title: Funniest names you've been called on a football pitch? Post by: SwindonTartanArmy on Sunday, April 15, 2007, 18:10:59 I got called a gimp today...
by my own player! :soapy tit wank: Title: Funniest names you've been called on a football pitch? Post by: Give us an S on Sunday, April 15, 2007, 18:15:31 Quote from: "SwindonTartanArmy" I got called a gimp today... by my own player! :soapy tit wank: Ha ha!! Was it Dave? How are your London Scottish/Jamaican team doing these days? Title: Funniest names you've been called on a football pitch? Post by: magicroundabout on Sunday, April 15, 2007, 19:08:02 i got called Garry Hobbs from Eastenders once.
What was even funnier was when i scored i went up to him and said "come on Minty, you not celebrating???!!!" bless the little cunt :twisted: Title: Funniest names you've been called on a football pitch? Post by: Piemonte on Monday, April 16, 2007, 08:35:42 I got called ugly once. Not that thats an unfair comment in itself, but made me laugh when it came from someone who looked like Peter Beardsley.
He was referred to as Brad Pitt by our whole team for the rest of the game "Lads, someone mark Brad!" Title: Funniest names you've been called on a football pitch? Post by: SwindonTartanArmy on Monday, April 16, 2007, 09:08:50 Quote from: "Give_us_an_S" Quote from: "SwindonTartanArmy" I got called a gimp today... by my own player! :soapy tit wank: Ha ha!! Was it Dave? How are your London Scottish/Jamaican team doing these days? After a nightmare season we beat Exeter City 3-1 yesterday moving us above them and off the bottom. That was their last game too. which was nice. Still have 4 games left I think so a nice mid table finish is on the cards Title: Funniest names you've been called on a football pitch? Post by: Rich Pullen on Monday, April 16, 2007, 10:39:02 I was involved in a heated match on Saturday - Not offical league game, just an 11-a-side match between random gatherings of people.
The game was quite hostile throughout - near the end, our striker got hacked down in the box. But this lad in a full Chelsea kit (a week before it was the full Italy kit - next week?) who got the ball shouted play on - which led to myself suffering the "red mist syndrome" and taking him out of the game in (let's just say) a very cynical manner - the whole incident led to the game being ended :D When the Chelsea kid got up we went "why did you do that for?" in a whingy way I replied "Because you're wearing a fucking full Chelsea kit you fucking cunt" :oops: My wit had abandoned me. Title: Funniest names you've been called on a football pitch? Post by: Piemonte on Monday, April 16, 2007, 11:11:08 Its a fair comment though Rich. I commend you for your actions.
Title: Funniest names you've been called on a football pitch? Post by: Bob's Orange on Monday, April 16, 2007, 14:49:44 We played football with a bunch of Italian's on Sunday. One of them had no shirt on and red shorts. I kept calling him hasslehoff much to his confusion. I also questioned why they were so shit bearing in mind they were the current World Champions!!
Title: Funniest names you've been called on a football pitch? Post by: Spud on Monday, April 16, 2007, 14:51:18 Quote from: "Bob's Orange" We played football with a bunch of Italian's on Sunday. One of them had no shirt on and red shorts. I kept calling him hasslehoff much to his confusion. I also questioned why they were so shit bearing in mind they were the current World Champions!! You played the Italian National team? :shock: Title: Funniest names you've been called on a football pitch? Post by: Bob's Orange on Monday, April 16, 2007, 15:03:42 Quote from: "Spuddy_STFC" Quote from: "Bob's Orange" We played football with a bunch of Italian's on Sunday. One of them had no shirt on and red shorts. I kept calling him hasslehoff much to his confusion. I also questioned why they were so shit bearing in mind they were the current World Champions!! You played the Italian National team? :shock: Yip, we were short of players and so I had to play on their team. They were utter garbage and we lost 4-2 against my fat, hungover Scots mates. Title: Funniest names you've been called on a football pitch? Post by: Sharky on Tuesday, April 17, 2007, 15:57:39 We used to call our boss 'jaffa, purely cause he was the gaffa and he loved his jaffa cakes.....that and he was a fat bastard!
Generally havent been called too many names on the pitch other than Topper by my own team just cause I apparently resembled Charley Sheen, who played Topper Harley in hot shots and i like to joke around a bit with the opposing defenders. |