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Title: Mental Block Post by: Fred Elliot on Friday, April 13, 2007, 14:45:44 Ok
I am doing a PP presentation to Euro Tunnel on Monday, and I am stuck on the last two slides. They need do be graphics based and the 1st needs to show where a single entity fails at a particular task. The 2nd needs to show the same task being sucessfully completed by a team of two or more. I would like it to be sports or wildlife based but have reached a complete block. Any ideas peeps ? Title: Mental Block Post by: mattboyslim on Friday, April 13, 2007, 14:58:12 [corporate bs]
Generic big cat chasing its prey- on it's own it can't corner it, when two or more work together it's easy pickings [corporate bs/] Pretty rubbish- but trying to solve mental block on a friday afternoon is a tough job. Title: Mental Block Post by: herthab on Friday, April 13, 2007, 15:01:32 A lion trying to reproduce?
You could show a lion lying around on its own doing fuck all. Then show a lioness being given a good seeing to! No need to thank me, use it with my blessing. Title: Mental Block Post by: McLovin on Friday, April 13, 2007, 15:02:17 Will Carling being trampled by Jonah Lomu Vs Entire England forward pack piling on Mr Lomu
Title: Mental Block Post by: Give us an S on Friday, April 13, 2007, 15:24:27 How about someone having a wank and not being able to finish the job (come on we have all been there - normally due to too much alcohol or too much wanking).
The 2nd can be a group of people playing cum on the biscuit. (i would just like to say i have never played this game it is very sick). Title: Mental Block Post by: Fred Elliot on Friday, April 13, 2007, 15:28:46 Quote from: "Give_us_an_S" How about someone having a wank and not being able to finish the job (come on we have all been there - normally due to too much alcohol or too much wanking). The 2nd can be a group of people playing cum on the biscuit. (i would just like to say i have never played this game it is very sick). Thats the one ! :? Title: Mental Block Post by: stfctownenda on Friday, April 13, 2007, 15:54:30 How about an Ant trying to lift a crumb off the floor but it was too heavy so he gets one of his Ant buddies or a few of his Ant buddies to help him carry it to the Ant style base.
Not sure if I can up with anything else late Friday afternoon :? Title: Mental Block Post by: flammableBen on Friday, April 13, 2007, 15:58:08 Can't ants like lift a bijillion times their body weight? 1 ant can carry like a packet of digestives!
You should go for an ant running off with the result of a game of soggy biscuit. Title: Mental Block Post by: stfctownenda on Friday, April 13, 2007, 16:00:20 :Ride On Fatbury's Lovestick: valid points
Title: Mental Block Post by: flammableBen on Friday, April 13, 2007, 16:04:13 http://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/commons/0/06/Ant_head_closeup.jpg
I WILL EAT YOUR BISCUITS! Title: Mental Block Post by: janaage on Friday, April 13, 2007, 16:06:13 How about that picture of the Glasgow Rangers fan shouting abuse at the coppers.
Then in the next photo his on the floor crying like a big girl as the police wade in!! Title: Mental Block Post by: Batch on Friday, April 13, 2007, 16:45:36 http://despair.com/teamwork.html
Hope that helps ;) Title: Mental Block Post by: Simon Pieman on Friday, April 13, 2007, 16:51:01 It's got to involve some classic Chuckle Brothers "to me, to you" moment
Title: Mental Block Post by: pauld on Friday, April 13, 2007, 17:12:36 Quote from: "Batch" http://despair.com/teamwork.html Hope that helps ;) http://despair.com/daretoslack.html Title: Mental Block Post by: Fred Elliot on Friday, April 13, 2007, 17:16:21 Thnaks lads
Thats a great help :? :wink: Title: Mental Block Post by: flammableBen on Friday, April 13, 2007, 17:24:13 How about the story of a bloke who got mental block and couldn't finish his presentation but He goes on line and asks his internet friends for suggestions. Team work wins again.
http://i32.photobucket.com/albums/d35/flammableben/mrant.jpg Oh finding something else to do instead of actually leaving for work. Bye everybody. Title: Mental Block Post by: ronnie21 on Saturday, April 14, 2007, 11:17:35 Surely Fred could use the analogy with the current board and their failings, then a slide of Bill & Co being successful with a path of petals (orange) and them walking into the County Ground with a huge key to unlock the future success of STFC!
Title: Mental Block Post by: Fred Elliot on Sunday, April 15, 2007, 11:26:47 Oh fuck
Meeting all the big wigs from Euro Tunnell in the morning and doing this presentation with The biggest shiner I have had since I was a school kid :? Title: Mental Block Post by: Bushey Boy on Sunday, April 15, 2007, 11:27:46 ha ha what happened mate?
Title: Mental Block Post by: Fred Elliot on Sunday, April 15, 2007, 11:32:37 Mass bundle with Lucas after he scored, Aaron Brown I think it was came piling in and caught me with a flying elbow. Wasn't too bad last night but I look a right hoolie this morning
Title: Mental Block Post by: Bushey Boy on Sunday, April 15, 2007, 11:41:01 Ace, fred elliot in holigan story!!! Should of hit him back, gutted I didnt go, 85th minute winner would of been brilliant, it was a good atmousphere in the windmill let alone at the game
Hope it goes well tomorrow mate Title: Mental Block Post by: sonic youth on Sunday, April 15, 2007, 12:22:36 Quote from: "Fred Elliot" Mass bundle with Lucas after he scored, Aaron Brown I think it was came piling in and caught me with a flying elbow. Wasn't too bad last night but I look a right hoolie this morning If it was Brown I bet it wasn't an accident. Title: Mental Block Post by: Fred Elliot on Sunday, April 15, 2007, 12:33:02 Cheers mate
It was a complete and utter accident. And BTW, in Browns defence the look of joy on his face when we scored was priceless. He was well up for it Fair play to the lad Title: Mental Block Post by: Samdy Gray on Sunday, April 15, 2007, 13:11:07 I think we need photographic evidence of this shiner Fred :D
Title: Mental Block Post by: Samdy Gray on Sunday, April 15, 2007, 13:12:03 http://www.swindontownfc.premiumtv.co.uk/javaImages/e8/7e/0,,10341~3178216,00.jpg
Are you in here somewhere? Title: Mental Block Post by: Ralphy on Sunday, April 15, 2007, 13:13:21 I can see my jeans 8)
Title: Mental Block Post by: Give us an S on Sunday, April 15, 2007, 14:05:55 Some people really should keep their tops on!!!
Title: Mental Block Post by: Fred Elliot on Sunday, April 15, 2007, 18:43:09 Quote from: "sam_stfc" I think we need photographic evidence of this shiner Fred :D Ask Ultra to ask his dad for confirmation, was with him for a few beers this afternoon. Fucked if Im putting a pic up ! :D Title: Mental Block Post by: Scot Munroe on Sunday, April 15, 2007, 18:46:12 Quote from: "Fred Elliot" Quote from: "sam_stfc" I think we need photographic evidence of this shiner Fred :D Ask Ultra to ask his dad for confirmation, was with him for a few beers this afternoon. Fucked if Im putting a pic up ! :D My dad can confirm he has a shiner. Title: Mental Block Post by: Scot Munroe on Sunday, April 15, 2007, 18:53:05 Good luck with the presentation tomorrow Fred.
Title: Mental Block Post by: neville w on Sunday, April 15, 2007, 19:40:04 Quote from: "Fred Elliot" Oh fuck Meeting all the big wigs from Euro Tunnell in the morning and doing this presentation with The biggest shiner I have had since I was a school kid :? Just a thought - a picture of Lukas being mobbed, then a picture with all the players, then a picture of your shiner. Shows that a team can get the job done, explains the shiner, and a bit of self deprecation to boot ! Either that, or tell them that someone in the pub was dissing the tunnel and you weren't having that Oh, best make sure your presentation says "tunnel" not "tunnell" as well. Title: Mental Block Post by: Give us an S on Sunday, April 15, 2007, 21:25:03 Quote from: "neville w" Quote from: "Fred Elliot" Oh fuck Meeting all the big wigs from Euro Tunnell in the morning and doing this presentation with Oh, best make sure your presentation says "tunnel" not "tunnell" as well. :Ride On Fatbury's Lovestick: Title: Mental Block Post by: Fred Elliot on Sunday, April 15, 2007, 22:10:37 Quote from: "Give_us_an_S" Quote from: "neville w" Quote from: "Fred Elliot" Oh fuck Meeting all the big wigs from Euro Tunnell in the morning and doing this presentation with Oh, best make sure your presentation says "tunnel" not "tunnell" as well. :Ride On Fatbury's Lovestick: Fair shout :Ride On Fatbury's Lovestick: Got my 10 yr old to run spellcheck over my presentation earlier Did a run through in front of her and all she said was ; "That's great Dad but stop scratching your bum all the time" Title: Mental Block Post by: Fred Elliot on Sunday, April 15, 2007, 22:12:40 Quote from: "sam_stfc" http://www.swindontownfc.premiumtv.co.uk/javaImages/e8/7e/0,,10341~3178216,00.jpg Are you in here somewhere? Nah mate Lukas is running back up to our half, Brown has gone Ive staggared back into a seat holding my head ! :Ride On Fatbury's Lovestick: Title: Mental Block Post by: Miss Angry on Monday, April 16, 2007, 17:15:14 I know it's a but gay but if it's that bad you could try some make up!? Pop over to Boots they'll even match your skin clolour! :|
Title: Mental Block Post by: Bogus Dave on Monday, April 16, 2007, 17:19:52 :soapy tit wank: go for it fred. just pop abit of mascarra and eyeliner on the other eye, they'll never notice
Title: Mental Block Post by: Fred Elliot on Monday, April 16, 2007, 17:20:38 I brassed it out and lied
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