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Every fucking advert fucking says no fucking pets/smokers.

Is it at all fucking possible that they might be a bit fucking flexible as I never fucking smoke indoors and neither does my cat?

If its in swindon I take both!

Live under a motorway flyover. Works for me! 8)

Come and live with me :D

Though the cat might not enjoy it to much and my house is non smoking as well.

If the ad says no smokers/pets would they consider a clean pussy?

errr I mean a clean cat. He doesn't smell or anything and has impeccable manners.

Your offer is tempting Yeovil, my cat would get eaten and you'd destroy my clean living ways.

Where are you looking for and is it just a house share or own place?

Oxfordshire, three bedroom for about 12 months, unfurnished.

What's prompting the move, Sonic?

I thought you were off to Brighton?  :?

My parents are selling the house, finally had an offer today (woo asking price) so we need somewhere to live.

I'm not going to Uni, finish college this summer - probably - and find a job

Go on local council website and find an accredited agent, call them do not email them.  Id wait until you had seen a place and then say you smoke and have a small cat, by this point the agent will smell money and go for it.

Also try and find one without charging fees, some charge £150 - £200 just to reference you  :D

I wouldnt mention the smoking at all if you smoke outside anyway.

Id have thought letting agents would bite your hands off to get a nice middle class family into their properties for a year its not as if you are a high risk financially or going to wreck the gaff is it..

only go for a 6 month contrcat else your fucked if the house goes wrong.

Why rent when you can buy!  :wink:

People like you Spud make me sick!  :D

I was gonna say if it was not a whole house but a room then my place would suit you perfectly, my landlady is a indoor smoker with a cat, and only 2 minutes from flammable bens gaff.

Poor bloke would end up turnin into an alaskan looking, chain smoking alkie with a milk festish on the side if he lived near you two  :wink:

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Can't beat a bit of the white stuff

exactly :P

yeah some charge shit loads fucking wannky cunting managemnet agents no offence bushey

None taken.  However you have never rented so like a lot of things in life your talking out of your arse, no offence like

BUY BUY BUY!!!!

 :D

my boyfriends a landlord and he lets tenants have cats

Is he some kind of sicko?  :wink:

Just keep looking sonic you will find soemthing

My brother rents his house out (not in that area). He was advised by the letting agents to put the No smokers , no pets clause in as its fairly standard. In actual fact he's had pets & smoked himself so really wasn't bothered.
My daughter rents a house, & she smokes outside/ by the back door.

ignore the smoking thing, our two houses have both been non-smoking but we all smoke. al stinks out the living room with his marlbro lights. as long as you open the window for a bit and clear away ashtrays/paraphenalia should they come round it'll be fine

just got back to norwich and our house is a shithole, the beauty of renting is that you can mess it up a bit

Bastard! :D