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Title: My Season Ticket
Post by: Fred Elliot on Tuesday, April 10, 2007, 14:41:57
Has just been picked out the bottom of the washing machine

 :evil:  :roll:

Grounds for a divorce ?


Title: My Season Ticket
Post by: The_Plagiarist on Tuesday, April 10, 2007, 14:48:16
Certainly grounds for a spanking! :mrgreen:


Title: My Season Ticket
Post by: pumbaa on Tuesday, April 10, 2007, 14:48:28
:Ride On Fatbury's Lovestick:

Probably.

I washed my wife's cell phone the other week. It didn't survive  :cry:


Title: My Season Ticket
Post by: Bushey Boy on Tuesday, April 10, 2007, 14:50:26
Fred, you sexist wanker, should of done it yourself..............

 :D


Title: My Season Ticket
Post by: mattboyslim on Tuesday, April 10, 2007, 14:51:42
Quote from: "coxernator"
:Ride On Fatbury's Lovestick:

Probably.

I washed my wife's cell phone the other week. It didn't survive  :cry:


Coxy you've lived in the US too long, we call them mobiles over here.


Title: My Season Ticket
Post by: flammableBen on Tuesday, April 10, 2007, 14:53:04
Quote from: "mattboyslim"
Quote from: "coxernator"
:Ride On Fatbury's Lovestick:

Probably.

I washed my wife's cell phone the other week. It didn't survive  :cry:


Coxy you've lived in the US too long, we call them mobiles over here.


I was about to say the same thing.


Title: My Season Ticket
Post by: pumbaa on Tuesday, April 10, 2007, 15:07:33
Quote from: "flammableBen"
Quote from: "mattboyslim"
Quote from: "coxernator"
:Ride On Fatbury's Lovestick:

Probably.

I washed my wife's cell phone the other week. It didn't survive  :cry:


Coxy you've lived in the US too long, we call them mobiles over here.


I was about to say the same thing.


Aren't they things you hang from ceilings?

It wouldn't have happened if I could trust her with an electrical appliance that isn't a cooker/stove/oven * delete as appropriate!

I'm so very sorry, but when in Rome...


Title: My Season Ticket
Post by: Batch on Tuesday, April 10, 2007, 15:15:33
So is it cheaper to get it replaced, or just to buy 2 new tickets?


Title: My Season Ticket
Post by: Fred Elliot on Tuesday, April 10, 2007, 15:18:58
Dont know

Ill e mail Ben Lambert

Its still legible just a bit paper mache-ish

Ill see what he can do


Title: My Season Ticket
Post by: RobertT on Tuesday, April 10, 2007, 15:22:51
huh, Season Ticket Laundering, whatever will the Board think of next.


Title: My Season Ticket
Post by: Fred Elliot on Tuesday, April 10, 2007, 15:24:26
:D  :D


Title: My Season Ticket
Post by: SwindonTartanArmy on Tuesday, April 10, 2007, 15:30:09
Quote from: "coxernator"
Quote from: "flammableBen"
Quote from: "mattboyslim"
Quote from: "coxernator"
:Ride On Fatbury's Lovestick:

Probably.

I washed my wife's cell phone the other week. It didn't survive  :cry:


Coxy you've lived in the US too long, we call them mobiles over here.


I was about to say the same thing.




I'm so very sorry, but when in Rome...
I thought you were in Ohio :shrug:


Title: My Season Ticket
Post by: ron dodgers on Tuesday, April 10, 2007, 15:42:51
£15 for a replacement book - I lost mine last week and someone handed it in - if it was one of you - many thanks


Title: My Season Ticket
Post by: Fred Elliot on Tuesday, April 10, 2007, 15:53:44
15.00 for basically consists of 2 tickets?

Fucking hell !


Title: My Season Ticket
Post by: blinkpip on Tuesday, April 10, 2007, 16:17:50
I am sure they would print you off two tickets, if ask nice. It would be sensible


Title: My Season Ticket
Post by: Batch on Tuesday, April 10, 2007, 16:30:57
If it can be read then it should be OK.

My name/seat number is barely legible thanks to the STFC printer ink*. Never had an issue.

* I think it is the ink they intend to sign the NDA with.


Title: My Season Ticket
Post by: Fred Elliot on Tuesday, April 10, 2007, 16:32:34
:D

Ben has e mailed back saying that they will probably just issue 2 new tickets

Top Lad !!!

Heres keeping my fingers crossed


Title: My Season Ticket
Post by: sonic youth on Tuesday, April 10, 2007, 17:01:39
That'll teach you to check your pockets before putting your clothes in the wash you drunkard.


Title: My Season Ticket
Post by: Fred Elliot on Tuesday, April 10, 2007, 18:28:57
I got married to have someone do that for me

 :wink:


Title: My Season Ticket
Post by: Samdy Gray on Tuesday, April 10, 2007, 21:22:06
For fucks sake Andy you stupid cunt, you can't trust women with something important like that.

You should never, in this order, let your woman get her hands on these:

1. Season ticket
2. Car keys
3. TV remote


Title: My Season Ticket
Post by: ronnie21 on Tuesday, April 10, 2007, 21:24:00
Quote from: "sam_stfc"
For fucks sake Andy you stupid cunt, you can't trust women with something important like that.

You should never, in this order, let your woman get her hands on these:

1. Season ticket
2. Car keys
3. TV remote
Err, can you tell me anything she is allowed to handle?? :roll:


Title: My Season Ticket
Post by: Fred Elliot on Tuesday, April 10, 2007, 21:25:45
She can smoke the big fella !

 :wink:


Title: My Season Ticket
Post by: Bushey Boy on Tuesday, April 10, 2007, 21:26:30
bank accounts, house deeds the list goes on


Title: My Season Ticket
Post by: Samdy Gray on Tuesday, April 10, 2007, 21:27:09
Quote from: "ronnie21"
Quote from: "sam_stfc"
For fucks sake Andy you stupid cunt, you can't trust women with something important like that.

You should never, in this order, let your woman get her hands on these:

1. Season ticket
2. Car keys
3. TV remote
Err, can you tell me anything she is allowed to handle?? :roll:


1. The sink/dishwasher
2. The oven
2. The washing machine
4. The vacuum cleaner


Title: My Season Ticket
Post by: Bushey Boy on Tuesday, April 10, 2007, 21:29:17
sam - married and divorced in 12 months


Title: My Season Ticket
Post by: Fred Elliot on Tuesday, April 10, 2007, 21:30:18
http://i109.photobucket.com/albums/n70/FredElliot_2006/IMGP0161.jpg

Stupid fucking bitch


Title: My Season Ticket
Post by: reeves4england on Tuesday, April 10, 2007, 22:22:27
:D  Poor Fred

Atleast you've got two tickets instead of having to pay again (hopefully!)


Title: My Season Ticket
Post by: glos_robin on Tuesday, April 10, 2007, 22:25:32
Bet you wish we still had those credit card style season tickets  8)


Title: My Season Ticket
Post by: flammableBen on Wednesday, April 11, 2007, 00:03:35
Quote from: "Fred Elliot"
:D

Ben has e mailed back saying that they will probably just issue 2 new tickets

Top Lad !!!

Heres keeping my fingers crossed


I aint emailed you noffin. And everybody knows I'm the Ben who counts. I am a top lad though. In the non-hooli sense anyway.