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Wish they'd stay at home.

Cunts.

Four of them sat behind me today, moaning about the poor quality of lower league football and how they'd spent money to watch crap.

Fuck off back to your sofas then, ya pricks.

I know we all like a bit of a moan, but why turn up if all you're gonna is take the piss out of the players and supporters, they even had a chuckle to each other about how, if they were Swindon till the died, they'd top themselves.

All of them had Wiltshire accents, yet one purported to be a Newcastle fan and another was an Arsenal fan.

Cunty cunting cunts!

I hope you said something.

Yeah, I turned to my lad and said something along the lines of 'That's the trouble with people who only watch football on the telly, they no fuck all!'

I would have liked to have turned round and told them to fuck off and that they were all cunts.

But there was four of them.

And they were bigger than me........................................

I always end up with twats behind me, I must be a cunt magnet.................


And not in a good way!

Were you sat next to me? (Nationwide - I80)

I was sat infront of people of a very similar description.
They kept on moaning, blaming Roberts for everything, and one of them was a Newcastle fan.
A big fat cunt was sat behind me and kept on kicking me.

I know what you mean about annoying people close by.

My trip to the new Wembley was spoiled by the morons behind who didn't know half of the England U-21 squad.

Kudos for saying something that they would have heard though!

Well done for showing restraint Herth. I'd have either moved (if room elsewhere) or said something.

One of the reasons I moved to the middle of the Town End (pretty much all season ticket holders) was to get away from these day trippers.

One reason to sit in row Y. The amount of times i've had to endure some fat twat or kid kicking my seat or kneeing my back, it makes me fume. Kneeing my back for fuck sake - don't people realise what they are doing!? When I sit in my seat my knees are way away from the person in front, the stupid fucking cocks.

I had a twat behind me who sticking his feet through the gap in the back of the chairs into my ass/lower back...

You were lucky, I had a Torquay fan next but one to me in the happy clappy stand (nationwide). To be fair he was fairly restrained, but after he half celebrated our penalty miss I may have suggested he go forth and sit with the other Torquay fans.

I was none too convinced by his "I live in Swindon I'll sit where I want" reply.

He was getting on, but he and his mate/son did have lots of tatoos and a shaved heads so I left it!

comment of the day by far :Ride On Fatbury's Lovestick:

For the sake of their health I hope he didn't. Have you met Hertha Rich? Fucked if I'd say anything to piss him off! :D

I haven't no - point taken  :wink:

Yes! My seat's I81.

Glad to see I wasn't the only one they pissed off.

i had a bloke sat behind me yesterday who insisted on tapping his leg on the back of my seat AND blowing cigar smoke onto my head
Asshole

Was it Andy King?

kingy,s back. :soapy tit wank:

Haha - the guy at the window offered me seats there and I said no, wanted something further back. Lucky escape!!!

might have been...haha no it was three old fat blokes
whinging about the way zaaboub goes down....

 :doobie:  8)

more times than the mrs

Premiership fans complaining about diving?! ATleast we only have ONE player doing it! And to be fair half the TE was pretty annoyed when he did.

There was a bloke 2 rows infront of me smoking a cigar which kept blowing back. One time he turned round and blew out all the smoke on the people infront of me  :roll:

That was probably Alan.

Nah he was over to my right somewhere looking surprisingly orange  :D

I love you herthab, you are like a jewish millom.

Sounds like Jimmy Calderwood :Ride On Fatbury's Lovestick:
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