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I have found the girl of my dreams in the petrol station round the corner from me. She is beauty personified, brown hair and eyes, lovely smile etc etc.

It is usually busy so there is no way I would get a chance to ask her out face to face, but my mate has suggested the next time I pay for petrol I give her a small tip, say a 5 Euro note and write my phone number on it. He claims to have done this 5 times and had 4 girls ring him.

Does this sound like something that would work? Just thinking about it, that may look like I would like to pay for sex!! :Ride On Fatbury's Lovestick:

Ha ha!!! Maybe buy her a curly wurly and write your number on that?

I found the girl of my dreams yesterday, she worked in the 2nd pub we went to, the axe & whatever it was called. I want to marry her! The best chips i have ever had!! :soapy tit wank:

You can't get curly wurly's over here!

Is this some sort of sick joke! I cant imagine a life without curly wurlys!

Unfortunately not. Only have Mars, Snickers and KitKats oh and Lion Bars.

Lion bars 8)

which petrol station? :D

Not telling you! :face:

Surely you just give her YOUR curly wurly!!

I think writing it on a 5 Euro note would seem a bit sleazy.

I'd just hand over a little note when you give her the cash for the petrol. Something like 'Would you like to go to dinner sometime?' and then put your number.

Ask quietly if she wants a fill-up from your nozzle, film the occasion and post it on here  :D

There was a damn nice waitress in the Kings Arms at All Cannings today  :D

Why oh why was I with my parents  :x

ask her if she wants your fuel injection :wink:

That is exactly what I have done. Translated it into French as well as that sounds better!! :wink:

.....ahhh as Lord Tennyson famously wrote....

  In the Spring a fuller crimson comes upon the robin’s breast;
In the Spring the wanton lapwing gets himself another crest;

In the Spring a livelier iris changes on the burnish’d dove;
In the Spring a young man’s fancy lightly turns to thoughts of love.

I hate to say it Bob - and the rest of you deviants, but that's my missus you are salivating over!! :evil:

She loves Curly Wurlys!! :P

If she's going to respond to your number on a five euro-note, couldn't you just get her number from one of those cards in the phone box? :D

Back when I was down in Exeter I used to often frequent the local small co-op. There was a bird there who sometimes I'd have a bit of a laugh with and then the next time I went she'd be really cold and boring. Later on in the year I discovered (when they were working together on the same shift) that the bird I thought was being cold was in fact identical twins. I never learnt how to tell them apart but bit the bullet one day and asked one of them out for a drink when she finished. She said no. I cling to the fact that I probably asked the wrong one. After that though they were both pretty quiet towards me.

   Ahhh a sad story....are your thoughts turning to love FB....its the time of year.   There are a couple of twins on the checkouts in the Old Town Co-Op...maybe you should check them out for old times sake.

Good old Reg, a solution to every problem!

Having seen the staff at the old town co-op, I think I'll approach this with a bit of caution. I'll definitely look out for them though.

  Look at what's on the inside FB.

I guess you'd get thrown out of the shop for trying that!

Or in 21st Century terminology....

"I would"

I wouldnt bother mate ... had her already!!  :mrgreen:

(and yes i do know shes in Luxembourg!)

I feel sick.

Mexs Sister used to work in Old Town Co Op.

£5 would buy you untold amounts of booze 8) with change.

Hmmm I may be getting my memories confused here...