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Title: Joke
Post by: Stef Troll on Saturday, April 7, 2007, 13:52:59
A mans wife dies in Isreal whilst on holiday.  The officials say 'we can bury your wife here for £150 or we can prepare and fly the body home for £15,000'.

The husband says 'I want her flown home please'.  The official replies  'why pay all that money when you can have a good funeral here in Isreal for £150'.  The husband replies, '2000 years ago a man died in this country and 3 days later he rose from the dead.  I just cant take the fucking chance'  

 :D


Title: Joke
Post by: tans on Saturday, April 7, 2007, 15:14:46
:Ride On Fatbury's Lovestick: