Title: Song by spurs fan Post by: red macca on Friday, April 6, 2007, 11:39:36 To the tune of I will survive.......
At first i was afraid, i was petrified Seeing Carlos Tevez face to face, i almost died His face looks like a wreck And he's got no fucking neck & although he scored against us, he was on the losing side... Cos we came back From 2-0 down We turned the cheers from the inbreds right back into frowns They thought that they had won, they were laughing in their seats But up popped Paul Stalteri & revenge was fucking sweet Cos we came back Oh yes we did It's moments like these that make you proud to be a yid They may have beaten us last year & we may have shed a tear But they'll soon be playing Barnsley, QPR & Hull, oh dear.... Cos they are shite They're fucking shite They lack passion, they lack spirit and they're really lacking fight & they owe eachother money & they're no longer mates They pretend their nan is ill and then fuck off to the States YOU UGLY MUG Sorry to shout But what the fuck is Marlon Harewood all about? & yossi Benayoun, will have a good game soon & when he does, make the most of it, cos he's fucking off in June & Then there's Chav! Bowyer you chav! Have you ever dreamt of twatting him, i know i fuckin have You just know he's wearing burberry when he's out on the piss And he wears 3 gold medallions whilst marrying his sis... & Etherington Our old pal Matty Running oh so fast with your side parting, looking slightly batty When you joined the Hammers, you said they were a bigger club Well enjoy your time in the championship you fucking cunting mug.... West Ham are dead They're in the red The only one to come out with any credit is our Ted & Maybe Dean Ashton cos he's been a fucking flid How will the Spammers feel next year when he becomes a yid You wonder why? You lot get mocked When Curbishley spends millions on wasters that are crocked You have Upson & Neill, who basically signed a 3 month deal Cos he'll soon fuck you lot right off, oh yes he fucking will... And then there's Nige The 'Wonder' Quashie Is it really any 'wonder' that you're going down the kazi he's been relegated before, with 4 different teams He epitomises West Ham and all their shattered dreams.... And now that's it I'm nearly done I'm gonna bash one now thinking about the game we won But one more thing about the fans who think they're fucking great You ain't, you've only got one song & you look a fucking state You bunch of No fucking class You can stick those fucking bubbles right up your fuckiing arse You've got 'love' tattood on one hand, and 'hate' on the other & you're slightly mong with 7 fingers cos you're sister is your mother So i bid farewell Take fuckiing care & remember Tevez & Ashton, we'll give you a fiver for the pair You thought you were a big club, but it turns out you're not Now we'll never play you again and i hope you fuckiing rot. Title: Song by spurs fan Post by: Rich Pullen on Friday, April 6, 2007, 11:49:40 Lovely stuff.
"They pretend their nan is ill and then fuck off to the States" :D I also liked the Bowyer verse. Title: Song by spurs fan Post by: red macca on Friday, April 6, 2007, 11:51:15 Which leads me to this one about our board- To the hokey dokey
We put our money in,you take it out Just sell the club and get the fuck out you sold rory fallon and it took us down thats what we love to shout! oh wanky diamindis oh wanky diamindis oh wanky diamindis PLS FUCK OFF YOU FUCKING CUNT Title: Song by spurs fan Post by: pumbaa on Friday, April 6, 2007, 12:57:21 :Ride On Fatbury's Lovestick:
Absolute class. I just need to find a West Ham fan to send it to :mrgreen: Where have they all gone? Title: Song by spurs fan Post by: hansgruber on Friday, April 6, 2007, 13:15:16 Quote from: "red macca" Which leads me to this one about our board- To the hokey dokey We put our money in,you take it out Just sell the club and get the fuck out you sold rory fallon and it took us down thats what we love to shout! oh wanky diamindis oh wanky diamindis oh wanky diamindis PLS FUCK OFF YOU FUCKING CUNT Awesome Title: Song by spurs fan Post by: Fred Elliot on Friday, April 6, 2007, 13:26:44 I like that an awful lot
8) 8) 8) Title: Song by spurs fan Post by: PHIL!!!! on Friday, April 6, 2007, 15:38:39 Quote from: "red macca" Which leads me to this one about our board- To the hokey dokey We put our money in,you take it out Just sell the club and get the fuck out you sold rory fallon and it took us down thats what we love to shout! oh wanky diamindis oh wanky diamindis oh wanky diamindis PLS FUCK OFF YOU FUCKING CUNT Hahaha |