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Title: Top 5 Chocolate - The '07 Remix
Post by: Mark Hanrahan on Wednesday, April 4, 2007, 19:55:46
My friends at Nestle, Masterfoods and Cadburys have been excelling themselves of late in their attempts to give me a heart attack and send me packing to an early grave. I thought it about time I dug up this old chesnut...

1) Aero Bites - far superior to the bar version. This year's best newcomer.
2) Whole Nut - Ultimate chocolate. A good 'session bar' and seasoned veteran.
3) Cadbury's Creme Egg - I can do 15 of these on the bounce. Far to easy on the tastebuds. Even better now they stop doing them outside of the Easter period... well, sort of.
4) Ferrero Roche - Nutella covered in more nuts and chocolate... genius!!
5) Paines Chocolate Brazils - Once ate three boxes of these puppies in one sitting. Christ only knows what that did to my guts!


Title: Top 5 Chocolate - The '07 Remix
Post by: yeo on Wednesday, April 4, 2007, 19:57:02
A classic Hanrahan top 5 8)


Title: Top 5 Chocolate - The '07 Remix
Post by: spacey on Wednesday, April 4, 2007, 19:58:50
Ye Gods!

I can't wait to find out what everyone's favourite chocolate bar is.


Title: Top 5 Chocolate - The '07 Remix
Post by: Mark Hanrahan on Wednesday, April 4, 2007, 20:02:59
Mock if you will, but I will argue with anyone that Chocolate is better than beer. FACT


Title: Top 5 Chocolate - The '07 Remix
Post by: spacey on Wednesday, April 4, 2007, 20:09:41
How about we do Top 5 punch destinations?

1. Throat
2. Kidneys
3. Stomach
4. Rib cage
5. Your parents

Chocolate better than beer?! I've never heard anything so womanly.


Title: Top 5 Chocolate - The '07 Remix
Post by: Mark Hanrahan on Wednesday, April 4, 2007, 20:10:29
I'll have a bit of that banter...


Title: Re: Top 5 Chocolate - The '07 Remix
Post by: Reg Smeeton on Wednesday, April 4, 2007, 20:44:29
Quote from: "Mark Hanrahan"

5) Paines Chocolate Brazils - Once ate three boxes of these puppies in one sitting. Christ only knows what that did to my guts!


 The chocolate brazil nut is a tasty morsel......so much easier to eat than when you'e got to crack them open yourself....fuck knows how parrots do it.


Title: Top 5 Chocolate - The '07 Remix
Post by: sonic youth on Wednesday, April 4, 2007, 20:45:57
Lion
Crunchie
Fruit & Nut
Chunky Kit-Kat
Mars


Title: Top 5 Chocolate - The '07 Remix
Post by: Amir on Wednesday, April 4, 2007, 21:10:36
1. Nose
2. Cheekbone
3. Chin
4. Spleen
5. Kidneys


I only like drifters.  Maybe a raisen and nut yorkie.


Title: Top 5 Chocolate - The '07 Remix
Post by: lebowski on Wednesday, April 4, 2007, 21:40:24
a punch to the chuff is surely everyone's number one?


Title: Top 5 Chocolate - The '07 Remix
Post by: Batch on Wednesday, April 4, 2007, 21:44:50
Quote from: "Mark Hanrahan"
Mock if you will, but I will argue with anyone that Chocolate is better than beer. FACT


That's what my Mrs says too ;)

Anywho:

1. Lindt Lindor red ones
2. Lindt 85% coco
3. Mon Cheri
4. Mint Aero
5. Fruit n Nut/Yorkie/Galaxy/...


Title: Top 5 Chocolate - The '07 Remix
Post by: Dazzza on Wednesday, April 4, 2007, 21:59:36
Gullet
Nose
Kidneys
Gut
Mouth

I've gone right off chocolate the past year in fact anything sweet at all doesn't appeal except a nice slice of carrot cake.


Title: Top 5 Chocolate - The '07 Remix
Post by: Barry Scott on Wednesday, April 4, 2007, 22:04:13
Quote from: "lebowski"
a punch to the chuff is surely everyone's number one?


I like to punch people in the cunt.


Title: Top 5 Chocolate - The '07 Remix
Post by: STFCBird on Wednesday, April 4, 2007, 23:05:39
Quote from: "Barry Scott"
Quote from: "lebowski"
a punch to the chuff is surely everyone's number one?


I like to punch people in the cunt.


Me too


Title: Top 5 Chocolate - The '07 Remix
Post by: Foggy on Thursday, April 5, 2007, 09:52:11
Its called fisting,ive got some nice videos if any one is interested