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Whoever he is is meant to be signing for you Monday.

http://boards.rivals.net/default.asp?sid=894&p=16&style=2&forumId=3367&action=1&replytoid=2119142665

He's never scored a fucking goal in his career  :|

Great...a drinking buddy for Nicholas then?

He's got three fit sisters, not too keen on Jim though  :|

Yeah, just what we need at Swindon.  :roll:

Just what we need, a striker who doesnt score goals.....yay \ :D /

Is bringing this guy in on loan going to be any better than playing Luke Hopper? At least if Hopper does alright we can sell him and make some money :roll:

he's tall
he's slow
he's got a big afro
Luke Hopper
Luke Hopper

If this is the striker that Sturrock has promised us then he can fuck right off!

Career record:-

Starts: 10
Sub: 12
Goals: 0 yes a big fat zero

A non goal scoring striker, how useful

how fucking bizarre, i had a dream last night that there was a new action figure out called barry corr, he was big and fat and dressed like a pirate and he had a button you pressed to make his peg leg do a kick  8)

this is a true story.

He will fit in nicely then with the other lot  :shock:

 :soapy tit wank: i think you should go and take that idea to the Dragons Den....although i do think you could change the name of it.

A big gamble considering he hasn't actually ever scored a career goal, but Sturrock will have presumably seen him in the past so we can't judge until we've seen him.

Seems a bit bizarre though

Corr is shite. City fans say he's worse than Bas Savage  :|

Interesting read:

http://www.yorkshiretoday.co.uk/ViewArticle.aspx?SectionID=117&ArticleID=1321860

 :shock: Crikey O'Reilly.

Oh dear our season just gets better and better :x

the new Crouchy!! well he came good .. so heres hoping we are saying Corr Blimey for all the right reasons

 Good work.

  Looks like Corr will be a new target for the moaners and groaners then, there's some on here on his back already and they've never seen him play.

 Who knows, encourage the boy and he may turn out decent.

My mate evans reply to signing someone who hasnt scorted:-

'thats like a prostitute who is still a virgin'

Brilliant!

Great, jamie slabber mark 2  :groan1:

Cant see Roberts scoring any time soon, and the board wont buy anyone decent, so we havnt got much to loose to be honest. Just got to trust Sturrock.

Reg in positive comment shocker.

Exactly Reg!

Can't believe people are shootin him down already!

Sam Parkin wasn't exactly prolific before he came here and look what he did! Rory Fallon wasn't known for his goal scoring ability, but look what he did for us last season!

Give him a chance!

Which was what exactly ?

I think he unblocked the townend pissers once.

I'll give the guy a chance before I make my judgement on him (if he joins). Although Bristol City fans didn't rate him earlier in the season when he was there - where he scored in the JPT.

Well he scored a fair amount of goals wouldn't you say? Even though he hadn't been prolific before hand.

That's the point im making.

 Got a dozen goals, which gave a chance of staying up,  had he stayed we may well have done (ask DV).

 The 300K transfer fee, allowed the Board to hang about for a bit longer.

It happens with almost every player we sign. People slate them before they've kicked a ball. It's pathetic :?

Corr hasn't played at League Two level, but he has played in the Championship.  Peacock has back trouble, what's the problem in signing a target man.  A physical presence in the forward line is exactly what is needed against teams like Stockport or Peterborough.

How are we supposed to get a proven goalscorer?  We are only going to get on loan someone who might be a goalscorer, a proven goalscorer is not going to be available, unless of course the individual  has escaped from a lunatic asylum with the strange desire of wanting to play against Rochdale.

Quite agree.

Plus I get to shout "Coooorrrrrr!" at a bloke at football :fag:  :kisskiss:

Yeovil Red, Coo-eee :fag:

If he is signing I fucking hope he hasn't read this board.

No wonder we don't sign anyone, they're slagged off before they arrive!

I agree Tails  8)

If he signs he automatically will be my favourite player and I will send him a welcome boquet.

I love you Corrsy if you are reading this.

more likely our current player read this and most of them got slagged off last season and still signed new contracts

Didnt you Pook you talentless waste of space with a rectangle head! :D

Just spat my wine out of my nose Redbullzeye style

class DV

I think his head is more square than rectangle DV!!

Corr, huh, yeah... what is he good for?

Absolutely nothing  :wink:

Say it again 8)

Corr, huh, yeah... what is he good for?  :D

Who was our last player called Barry?

it was Barry.

just signed till the end of the season

Source?

yay - let's have another one!

Brown.

on the bbc radio so thisis site says

YESSSS!!!!

WE ARE GOING UP!! etc, etc...

I'm nicknaming him goal machine until he horribly lets us down. That's providing that the thisis people are right.

confirmed via official text

Text says: "Swindon Town manager Paul Sturrock has signed Sheffield Wednesday striker Barry Corr on loan until the end of the campaign."

That official text service must have been the quietest service in the football league.

I reckon I'm the only one left that bothers with it ...

Look on the brightside, it only costs you £1 a season.

http://www.swfc.premiumtv.co.uk/javaImages/8/19/0,,10304~2955528,00.jpg

He's dreamy.

6'3 aswell. Crosses into the box then...

http://www.otib.co.uk/index.php?showtopic=68537&hl=barry,AND,orr

quite an interesting read on city's initial thoughts on corr when he played for city earlier in the season

Corr is only 21, I thought he was older for some reason.

Hardly an answer to our goalscoring issues is it

To be fair to Corr, he does have to play to score goals for us.

Well we don't know yet Bartbury. You see, he has not played a game for us as yet so it is really too early to say one way or the other.

Can you see where I'm coming from? :roll:

How do you know?

 Agree with you bart but wait to the second striker arrives he could be a finisher as corrs a hold up the ball kind of player.

Err.......from who exactly?

Belts into a rendition of Stayin' Alive?

It certainly won't be from Shakes, not unless Corr will be standing on the Stratton Bank Clock.

Brown.. he'll put at least another 4 half decent crosses in. I dreamt it.

Or behind the Town End.

Bugger. Why didn't you tell Sturrock this before he signed him?

Being psychic is a gift not a curse!

Big Bazza Corr may play in tonights reserve game according to BBC RS (v Brizzle City 7pm)

he looks like the singer from ash.

top 5 ash tracks:

5 - girl from mars
4 - jack names the planets
3 - burn baby burn
2 - goldfinger

and at number 1: kung fu

bit harsh to slag him off before he plays .... I like the idea of a tall striker .. anything but Peacock and Roberts up front right now

I'm all for this signing if he drops his sisters off at the CGH while he goes to play football

 http://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/en/thumb/5/55/The_Corrs.jpg/250px-The_Corrs.jpg

  He doesn't lookm 6 foot 3 in this pic.

Bit like Lucas then.

well i think within this thread we've managed to squeeze every single drop of humour out of the barry corr signing.

any bets on which one ritson uses?

Corr blimey Guv'nor

you heard it here 1st :wink:

Reg, you've forgot that the Corr's sisters are all comfortably over 6 foot!

I can see the return of the hoof ball.... :evil:

Scored for the reserves last night...

When did it go away?

I'm all for a bit of hoofball if:

A we start scoring from open play again
B We get promoted

So close, yet so far.

The Answer was:

"Corr, what a good start"
 
:roll:

If I could be bothered I would start a thread for an all time Town XI who would be a headline writer's dream. You could have for example:

Danny Invincibile - limitless scope really.
Steve White - White Hot, All White On The Night.
Jimmy Quinn - Mighty Quinn
Michael Reddy - At the Reddy, Reddy for anything etc etc
Shaun Taylor, Craig Taylor - Taylor Made
Anyone called Evans - Evan Sent
Jerl Ifil - Jerel cops an 'Ifil' (I don't know what situation that last one would actually apply to :shrug: )

.....and so on and so forth.

Shaun Close - not close to being any good
Fjortoft - jan the man etc

Jerel is absolutely Ifil
An Ifil performance from Jerel.
Ifil ill after that performance

Shearer - Shear class etc,
Cowe, Bullock and Hay - All manner of headlines there
Bobby Howe - Howe the hell is he a footballer? Howe-itzer!

Ifil Towers...

More adver headlines

West-on country  (for his england call up)
Go West-on :fag:   (for when he signs for plymouth)
Do the bart (gremink) man
Westwood drops the bomb
Arron Brown is a cunt

Ash wont be pleased.

http://tinyurl.com/2e3gje


I hope that helps.

HAHAHAHA! Thats the funniest thing Ive EVER read!  :Ride On Fatbury's Lovestick:

 :toppost: Absolulutely splendid - It certainly works in that situation 8)

I like what it says when you click on 'story continues'......."This is a prank script written for the sole purpose of confusing, embarrassing, and angering your friends or enemies." I am afraid this failed on all three counts. I will admit to slight confusion but that is my regular condition which is controlled by presrciption drugs and was not made any worse by this item. I am certainly neither embarassed nor angry :?

yessssss 3 syllable striker... a million of options for songs...

my two favourites

-tune of daddy cool- barry, barry corrrr barry, barry corr

or even better

-tune of spandau ballet's gold- barry corr GOAL! always believe he will score  8)

The most commonly heard headline I feel

Barry Corr, Barry Corr, Baaarry Barry Corr... he gets the ball he's bound to score, Baaaaarry Barry Corr.

If thats to the tune of Robin Hood DB thats very fucking gay

To the original Rocky theme - Barry Corr, Barry Corr, Barry Corr, Barry Corr

du du du du, barry corr

very poor, very poor, very poor , very  pooooooor :wink:

:soapy tit wank:

Barry, Barry Corr, Barry, Barry Cooooooorr
Daddy cool :)

To Blue Moon

Bar-ry Corr,
I've never heard o' you before,
Ya sister's music's a bore,
Your average strike rate's quite poor

 :Ride On Fatbury's Lovestick:  :Ride On Fatbury's Lovestick:

  I'm going for Barry Lowes, a winger who was unutterably shit, had 2 appearances in 67/68. competed for a spot with Don Heath.

  Bazza did have a song however, which went ba ba ba ba ba Barry Lowes.....to the tune of the Troggs I can't control myself.

  He only made the one appearance at the CG in a losing game v Bury, was subbed off for Peter Noble....who showee dthings to come by bagging a brace.

  So altogether now....altogether now.....ba ba ba ba ba Barry Corr.  You know you want to.

 BTW sure there must be someone since, but can't be arsed to look.

Here's the  Troggs lyrics if someone wants to work on a chorus...

     OH NO!

(ba ba ba ba ba ba ba ba ba
ba ba ba ba ba ba ba ba ba)

i cant stand still coz youve got me goin
(ba ba ba ba ba ba ba ba ba)
ur slacks are low and your hips are showin
(ba ba ba ba ba ba ba ba ba)

i thank you girl as ur standing there
your low-cut slacks and your long black hair
i want you going, i want noone else
coz when im with you i cant control myself

defence is down and you got me shakin
(ba ba ba ba ba ba ba ba ba)
you got me so that my nerves are breakin
(ba ba ba ba ba ba ba ba ba)

if u knew me like i know u girl
ur knees would bend and ur hair would curl
you make me move, yeh, like noone else
and when im with you i cant control myself

ive got this feeling thats inside of me
it makes me think of how things used to be
it makes me feel alright
when im with you at night
and we love
and we love

(ba ba ba ba ba ba ba ba ba
ba ba ba ba ba ba ba ba ba)

you fill me so with this big temptation
(ba ba ba ba ba ba ba ba ba)
this kind of feeling could move a nation
(ba ba ba ba ba ba ba ba ba)

but im ok when im here with you
i do the things that you want me to
i do these things for noone else
but when im with you i cant control myself

(ba ba ba ba ba ba ba ba ba)
i cant control myself
(ba ba ba ba ba ba ba ba ba)
i cant control myself
(ba ba ba ba ba ba ba ba ba)
i cant control myself baby
(ba ba ba ba ba ba ba ba ba

Thanks to www.swindon-town-fc.co.uk, the only barry that has ever played for us is Barry Lowes.

FACT

I'd just like to throw in that the Zaaboub song works better with Barry Corr

  Well done swindon town dave..... :thumbs:

I don't recall the Oh No at the start of the Troggs song.....lets hope it doesn't apply to Bazza.

Will he"talk on corners" or just"run away?"

i fucking knew you'd say that!


i really dont know what you've got against that chant, its ace! :P

Jobi McAnuff - Works
Barry Corr - Works
Even Michael Pook works.

Sofienne Zaaboub is poorly rammed into it. It's an embarrassment.

I'm going to get Corr put on the back of my shirt 8)

Have "Corr" put on the top and "blimey" at the bottom!!

Or maybe not.

Anybody else think...

Barry Corr
http://newsimg.bbc.co.uk/media/images/40677000/jpg/_40677302_craigbrother2body203.jpg

Craig the gay from Big Brother
http://images.sportinglife.com/07/03/330/Corr1_208795.jpg

Grrrrrrrrrrr.......Barry out of Big Brother - I'd forgotten how much I hate that twat. He really brings out the murderous phsycopath in me :evil:

I can't believe we signed him :?

I hope you are all sorry about the anti-corr stance.

corr corr corr, how dya like it how dya like it corr corr corrrrr

 Yep bunch of cunts.....think PHIL!! and I retain our credibility though.

 Everybody's doing the Len Ganley stance.

:Ride On Fatbury's Lovestick:  That would be ace in the TE

keep your arms are rigid as a juggernaut
clench your fists point your knuckles straight ahead
do your best to look like a teddy bear
then try and pretend to look vertically dead

Indeed we do  8)

 :soapy tit wank: thats ace.