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Are going to make me late for work again. I was having so much fun that I didn't realise what the time was.. argh!!

Ben work? :Ride On Fatbury's Lovestick:  :wink:

It's alright. The only problem is that I wanted to go and buy some wine from the shop so that I'd have something to drink when I finished.

Think a quick blitz up and down the stairs has left me with a few spare seconds.

run forest

That was a fun evening at work. Pretty dead tonight.

Now I can settle down to my 2 bottles of wine and 4 cans of white ace. Yey.

Yay

 :beers:  :beers:

many people in tonight Ben ?

ooooh

I just found 3/4 bottle of whiskey left over from Christmas

I can feel some Scottish roots emerging as we speak

Quiet for a saturday, although not so quiet it was boring. Quite nice really. Means I get to do more of a range of stuff instead of being stuck by the sink killing and gutting squid (although I do enjoy that).

Are they still alive when they get to you then ?

How do you kill them ?

How were the eastern European waitresses tonight ?

Did you have any famous people in ?

Just curious like....................

They are fresh from Coate Water and so are still alive. I have to cut across where it getting substantially  fleshy and then hollow out all the guts. Then cut it into rings for Calamares.

No Eastern European waitresses tonight (there's only one anyway). Spanish waiter and Brazilian Waitress tonight. When Ash came in battered last night he kept pointing at one of the Spanish waitresses through the window and doing thumbs up signs at me. He was a bit battered and she thought he was a bit strange.

It's a bit difficult to know which Swindon players have been in because my dad wouldn't recognise them if they were wearing their Football Shirts with names on the back. I tend to hide in the kitchen when I'm working but I think I've seen Blair Sturrock and someone's told me his Dad's been in, some of the waitresses couldn't understand his accent and thought he was Polish.

Andy Partridge is in quite a lot and always orders salads. I think Melinda Messenger might have been in a few times.

Got a full page review thingy in the Western Daily Press recently (not sure what day it was but my dad had the paper.) They were quite kind about the place which impressed me.

Want to know anything else?

Guess which bit I made up?  8)

I suppose you gut them by telling them things like "We haven't scored in open play for 670 minutes and apparently we can't summon up the gumption to beat the likes of Grimsby which if we have many more like that will consign us to the play-offs where you need a bit of gumption and the abilty to score goals". It worked on me anyway

Are you ruining my chillax after work with some bottles of cheap but not to bad red wine thead with references to certain a certain football team's poor form? If so I'd kindly ask you to refrain from doing so.

You can catch Squid at Coate Water, I thought I caught one when I was about 10, but alas it was a gudgeon !


I like Brazilian waitresses, I have seen them on BANGBROS !


Ash is very very strange


No Swindon players have been in your place. Their dietary constraints are now deep fried farmhouse pizzas followed by tiramasu  ( a Scottish delicacy)    FACT


I used to shag a bird that lived next to the great Andy (we're only making plans for Nigel) Partridge up in Old Town


Paul Sturrock IS Polish on his mothers, aunties, boyfriends side...........FACT


Melinda Messengers got big tits...............that's why Rich's band playing there in two weeks


The WDP were only kind to you because your Dad said that you supported the Town


That is all really

Used to live across the road from me when I lived in Avenue Road as a nipper. Bought me a harmonica for one of my birthdays (i think). I've still got it somewhere.

YAY

As you came in from Bath Road his was about the 3rd house in on L/H side

4th house on the L/H side I lost my virginity to a right dirty scrubber......................it was ace

She is a right mong now though   :?

ace. I used to live in the 3rd house on the R/H side until I was started secondary school when I became posh and lived in a big house on Bath Road.

Happy days.

Also my mum's away all weekend which means I can smoke downstairs. Which is ace. Although I'm hungry and there is fuck all food in the house and I now wish that I'd purchased a kebab on the way home.

Thought I'd just type what was in my head there.

I just had a schmoke and now I got the munchies big time

Lisa has bought a giant size bag of the new McCoys for the kids lunches next week

Think I might attack them

What are you going to do for Mothers day then mate ?

I get to delay it until Monday, which is good because I ain't got her a present yet. I think I might buy her a Nintendo Wii, although there's the risk that she'll really like it and play it all the time. Which would be a disaster.

Think I'll have to go with the classic flowers or something. I'll probably cook something nice too. I'll see what's on special offer in Sainsbury's.

We got Lamb

Cant beat Lamb

unless you are a lamb of course

I was just thinking some lamb. I'll probably get a couple of nice neck fillets or something, poke rosemary in it and have some rich red wine gravy like sauce. With new Potatoes and something green.

Or maybe Duck breast with a redcurrant gravy.

I'll see what's about tomorrow.

Lamb with Rosemary mate, new potatoes and steamed veg

Aceness

use a splash of port insted of red wine mate

You can borrow mine for a small fee of £250.

Always like an excuse to buy port. Good call.

Daylight robery.

 :nod: and?

and err.. I've been reading about Sexy prime triplets on Wikipedia. Fascinating stuff.

Right

Im off to the sack

Got the grandchildren round tomorrow so need to be sharp eyed and alert

Dont break anything when I am gone !

Night Babe.

I'm getting Deja Vu.

You lot are weird! Ben we only came in for a beer but you wouldnt serve us, the waitress smiled! That is all