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But how come last season Jamie Cureton couldn't fucking hit a cows arse with a banjo, to coin a phrase, but this season he's putting all kinds of half chances away - what a plastic fucking gas head cunt.

I truely hate that little fucking wanker.

Actually in answer to my own question he did alright for Colchester last year I suppose.

I think it's feasable to say he played shit to get us relegated because he knew he had the relegation release clause in his contract.

Contraversial Sam, contraversial.

So what was Iffy's excuse for managing us like a knobjockey?

hey, thats my crazy theory!

...but....missing penalties and open goals...then leaving on a free to go to Colchester....fishy!

Not any more, it's mine  8)

shit players who didnt give a fuck with no talent mainly...who were more worried about getting drunk and their leg over than football

Well I suppose if you're going go down, it may as well be on a women.

Yeah, what DV said.

Plus he didn't have the respect of the players - and was regularly seen out drinking with them.

fucking theory stealing bopard!!

:fishing:

My mate saw Iffy out with the players after one particuler fucking shit display in the spot.  So my mate goes up to him and says fucking hell Iffy what was today all about mate?  So Iffy just looks at the players and says "useless fucking cunts, with half a smile on his face"  he actually didn't say the with a half smile on his face bit, just the useless fucking cunts bit.  You just couldn't imagine many other managers saying that kinda thing or even being there out with them to be fair.  Last season was the worst in my football supporting life.

Cureton scored quite a lot of goals for us last season - FACT!

Why are you chosing to ignore that minor detail?

Oh, I've just remembered - You're a bit pissed.

OK, well, errrrrrrrrrr.......whatever :shrug:

Seven goals is quite a lot?

In that case Roberts is bloody prolific!

That is true OST, I was thinking how come I didn't hate him earlier in the season but tonight when he scored two I developed a hatred for the bloke.

I actually was a JC sympathiser last season.  Nuff said.

Shaun Taylor has had more prolific seasons that Cureton did last season!

Well in a word, yes. Put it this way you fucking angst ridden bum bandit, seven goals is considerably better than not being able to hit the rear end of a cow with a banjo which McSporran, if your memory span goes back all that way (I personally doubt it) was suggesting that that was all Cureton was capable of.

Get a grip boys :?

That is such a flawed statement :?

Last season, Jamie Cureton scored 14 goals in 30 starts.
A goal every other game.

Or for Swindon
7 goals in 22 starts
1 goal every 3 games.
If we had a striker doing that for us now we would be raving about him IMO.

Agreed! :thumbs:

Christian Roberts
11 goals in 32 starts

Lee Peacock
9 goals in 30 starts

Lukas Jutkiewicz
3 goals in 8 starts

Blair Sturrock
2 goals in 2 starts

All very nearly 1 in 3  :roll:

Agreed, last season was the first season ive turned up knowing that we we're going to get beat, but for some strange reason i still showed up supporting that dross we had on the pitch.

I think that as wel as Curo playing in a shit team he was not getting the service that he needed to score, he likes ball to feet but we was just lumping it up most of the time and of course at his height he is not going to win it in the air

Hated him last season and still hate him now.

Wish he'd never played for us.

let stop looking back at relegation...its depressing enough that we lost yesterday n dropped out of automatic!

but the theory that he played poor to get a release, never worked for eric sabin for about 3 seasons so whats the difference?  :D

I expect he feels the same :?

Il always judge Swindon players by what they do for Swindon. And in that respect Jamie Cureton missed easy chances, his heart was never in it, he took no responsibility for our league position. He was shit for all but the month of february 2006.

Midget wanker.