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Title: Classic Adver Journolism
Post by: Fred Elliot on Wednesday, March 14, 2007, 11:00:10
Reporting on Blair's injury problems ;


"The problem is with the player's core'.
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The core of your body is your centre of gravity.

It is vital for strong core muscles - abdominal, back and pelvis - to support the spine.

If any are out of sink it affects everything from walking to sitting."



Fucking ace !


Title: Classic Adver Journolism
Post by: fatbury on Wednesday, March 14, 2007, 11:06:55
so basically Blair needs to be sitting in a kitchen sink to get over his injury problems .. that explains why he looks like a fish out of water!


Title: Classic Adver Journolism
Post by: Foggy on Wednesday, March 14, 2007, 11:11:14
And that would explain why you wear pants on your head....because you are a cock


Title: Classic Adver Journolism
Post by: STFCBird on Wednesday, March 14, 2007, 11:11:20
that was quite good for you fatbury  :wink:


Title: Classic Adver Journolism
Post by: McLovin on Wednesday, March 14, 2007, 11:22:43
*Fatbury compliment alert*

That was quite amusing


Title: Classic Adver Journolism
Post by: mattboyslim on Wednesday, March 14, 2007, 11:28:15
I really hope the Journolism was deliberate Fred? :wink:


Title: Classic Adver Journolism
Post by: Fred Elliot on Wednesday, March 14, 2007, 13:15:49
Quote from: "mattboyslim"
I really hope the Journolism was deliberate Fred? :wink:


Its called irony Matty

 :wink:


Title: Classic Adver Journolism
Post by: mattboyslim on Wednesday, March 14, 2007, 13:22:03
irony - is that when something is a bit like iron? a bit like tinny? :wink:


Title: Classic Adver Journolism
Post by: flammableBen on Wednesday, March 14, 2007, 13:24:47
Or Mercuryey?


Title: Classic Adver Journolism
Post by: Fred Elliot on Wednesday, March 14, 2007, 13:25:31
:D  :D

No

that's eye-ronny


Title: Classic Adver Journolism
Post by: Jamiesfuturewife on Wednesday, March 14, 2007, 13:27:17
I had a bad dream involving Blair Sturrock last night  :cry:


Title: Classic Adver Journolism
Post by: Fred Elliot on Wednesday, March 14, 2007, 13:30:33
oh no mate !

what happened ?


Title: Classic Adver Journolism
Post by: flammableBen on Wednesday, March 14, 2007, 13:33:25
peh, I had a bad dream involving DV, some sort of anal crucifixes and Fred in a Gimp mask with one of those conducting sticks. Don't see me moaning about it on an internet. Oh.


Title: Classic Adver Journolism
Post by: Jamiesfuturewife on Wednesday, March 14, 2007, 13:34:52
It sounds silly and non scary written down but in my dream he came into my old house and made my mum and my friends be horrible to me

his face was all pointy  :cry:

P.S sorry for not hugging you Saturday


Title: Classic Adver Journolism
Post by: Fred Elliot on Wednesday, March 14, 2007, 13:55:48
Quote from: "Jamiesfuturewife"
It sounds silly and non scary written down but in my dream he came into my old house and made my mum and my friends be horrible to me

his face was all pointy  :cry:

P.S sorry for not hugging you Saturday


Nasty !!!!

Thats ok hun .................... one you owe me

 :wink:


Title: Classic Adver Journolism
Post by: Fred Elliot on Wednesday, March 14, 2007, 13:57:13
On the subject of dreams, just met Bushey for a coffee.

The dream he had last night is bizarre, but ill let him tell you that one



 :wink:


Title: Classic Adver Journolism
Post by: Fred Elliot on Wednesday, March 14, 2007, 14:00:11
Quote from: "Jamiesfuturewife"


his face was all pointy  :cry:




Blair Sturrock ?????

http://i109.photobucket.com/albums/n70/FredElliot_2006/childcatcher.jpg


Title: Classic Adver Journolism
Post by: fatbury on Wednesday, March 14, 2007, 14:05:35
Quote from: "Jamiesfuturewife"
I had a bad dream involving Blair Sturrock last night  :cry:


JFW as a dream reader I believe this was caused due to a deep seated and irrational fear of crap strikers .. have you had any about Christian Roberts yet?


Title: Classic Adver Journolism
Post by: Jamiesfuturewife on Wednesday, March 14, 2007, 15:10:22
No Fred it was more pointed than that

more like Ren from Ren and Stimpy


- If you mixed Blair with Ren - that was my dream  :cry:


Title: Classic Adver Journolism
Post by: fatbury on Wednesday, March 14, 2007, 15:12:36
and no Christian Roberts?


Title: Classic Adver Journolism
Post by: Jamiesfuturewife on Wednesday, March 14, 2007, 15:17:41
Nope no Christian Roberts - thank god


Title: Classic Adver Journolism
Post by: Bushey Boy on Wednesday, March 14, 2007, 15:19:41
mine involved fred me and talk talk going around sorting out muggers etc in swindon wearing oange, bloody bizarre however had just watched a film about this so that must be why!

Ive also dreamnt about jamies future wife a fair few times, but thats a whole new story!


Title: Classic Adver Journolism
Post by: stfctownenda on Wednesday, March 14, 2007, 15:25:14
Quote from: "fatbury"
Quote from: "Jamiesfuturewife"
I had a bad dream involving Blair Sturrock last night  :cry:


JFW as a dream reader I believe this was caused due to a deep seated and irrational fear of crap strikers .. have you had any about Christian Roberts yet?


Did you have a wet dream over Pook? :shock:


Title: Classic Adver Journolism
Post by: ronnie21 on Wednesday, March 14, 2007, 15:41:37
Quote from: "STFCBird"
that was quite good for you fatbury  :wink:
As relayed to Fatters by one of his sources! :mrgreen:


Title: Classic Adver Journolism
Post by: stfc11 on Wednesday, March 14, 2007, 16:07:30
Quote from: "Fred Elliot"
On the subject of dreams, just met Bushey for a coffee.

The dream he had last night is bizarre, but ill let him tell you that one



 :wink:


i saw you and him in starbucks  :P
I secretly stalk you, you see!! Nah seen your pictures on here and recgonised you! you both looked very smart!!


Title: Classic Adver Journolism
Post by: Bushey Boy on Wednesday, March 14, 2007, 16:12:41
Proper scary stuff! Who were you in there, hope you werent listening to anything you shouldnt have been!


Title: Classic Adver Journolism
Post by: Fred Elliot on Wednesday, March 14, 2007, 17:25:08
Quote from: "stfc11"
Quote from: "Fred Elliot"
On the subject of dreams, just met Bushey for a coffee.

The dream he had last night is bizarre, but ill let him tell you that one



 :wink:


i saw you and him in starbucks  :P
I secretly stalk you, you see!! Nah seen your pictures on here and recgonised you! you both looked very smart!!
:shock:  :shock:


Title: Classic Adver Journolism
Post by: DV on Wednesday, March 14, 2007, 19:10:00
I didnt have a dream last night.....that is all.....


Title: Classic Adver Journolism
Post by: sonic youth on Wednesday, March 14, 2007, 19:47:29
Yes you did, you just don't remember it.

Humans always dream in R.E.M. sleep, why people dream is another kettle of fish.