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Title: Fat Ben Post by: Anonymous on Monday, December 13, 2004, 19:21:29 There was this mate of mine at school and his name was Ben he was big lad but didn't mind the old name. Anyway i started my journey from college to home on my bike, push, and i got near this big figure who looked exactly like this mate from school as i got nearer i shouted "alrite Ben ya fat cunt" as i got even closer i saw a big angry bloke who looked nowt like fat Ben i pedalled like fuck!
Anyone else had any mistaken identity's? Title: Fat Ben Post by: blinkpip on Monday, December 13, 2004, 19:25:29 I don't call my mates fat cunts.
Title: Fat Ben Post by: Simon Pieman on Monday, December 13, 2004, 19:27:43 Quote from: "blinkpip" I don't call my mates fat cunts. I have a housemate who I call a fat cunt...but he calls me a skinny bastard so thats ok. He does look (and act) exactly like Ed from Sean Of The Dead much to his anoyance! :D Title: Fat Ben Post by: DMR on Monday, December 13, 2004, 19:40:00 The male youth of today with their ridiculous long hair. I invarible clout someone round the back of the head assuming it's my girly brother. Invaribly it's not.
Title: Fat Ben Post by: Anonymous on Monday, December 13, 2004, 19:51:21 Quote from: "blinkpip" I don't call my mates fat cunts. Good, you shouldn't talk to yourself people say Title: Fat Ben Post by: blinkpip on Monday, December 13, 2004, 20:00:02 Quote from: "Reeves4manager" Quote from: "blinkpip" I don't call my mates fat cunts. Good, you shouldn't talk to yourself people say Very funny, I fell off my stool. :roll: |