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Title: England Girlies V Holland Girlies
Post by: Fred Elliot on Friday, March 9, 2007, 13:54:33
This wednesday coming at the CG

Any of you pervs going ?


Title: England Girlies V Holland Girlies
Post by: Sippo on Friday, March 9, 2007, 14:01:19
Fattbart will be there with his binoculars....


Title: England Girlies V Holland Girlies
Post by: Fred Elliot on Friday, March 9, 2007, 14:01:40
:D


Title: England Girlies V Holland Girlies
Post by: fatbury on Friday, March 9, 2007, 14:12:07
yes i will be there - checking out Miss Unitt in particular


Title: England Girlies V Holland Girlies
Post by: The_Plagiarist on Friday, March 9, 2007, 14:25:15
show me pictures of fitties before I decide please


Title: England Girlies V Holland Girlies
Post by: Bushey Boy on Friday, March 9, 2007, 14:26:48
yeap we have 15 tickets! Im bringing tissues


Title: England Girlies V Holland Girlies
Post by: Sippo on Friday, March 9, 2007, 14:34:00
Picture from the germany iran game

http://www.lastkick.com/wp-content/P_Women_Football_Iran_Germany.jpg

 :shock:


Title: England Girlies V Holland Girlies
Post by: flammableBen on Friday, March 9, 2007, 14:37:10
Quote from: "wikipedia"
The Dutch women's team once reportedly posed in the nude for a calendar, however it was taken off the market by the KNVB as it was deemed to be a disadvantage to the team when in competition due to sexual harassment.


Title: England Girlies V Holland Girlies
Post by: Fred Elliot on Friday, March 9, 2007, 14:40:15
http://www.thefa.com/Womens/EnglandSenior/NewsAndFeatures/Postings/2006/10/WomensWallpapers.htm

England Ladies homepage


Title: England Girlies V Holland Girlies
Post by: Bushey Boy on Friday, March 9, 2007, 15:13:12
Hello rachel brown!


Title: England Girlies V Holland Girlies
Post by: Sharky on Friday, March 9, 2007, 15:17:17
I hate to agree with Fatbury.....but if I was going to watch any of them dribble my preference would be the Unitt.


Title: England Girlies V Holland Girlies
Post by: Fred Elliot on Friday, March 9, 2007, 15:27:14
The Unitt would definitely be fair game

cant seem to find any of the Dutch team

bet they are all blonde and big tits


Title: England Girlies V Holland Girlies
Post by: fatbury on Friday, March 9, 2007, 15:27:57
We had the Arsenal v Fulham League Cup Final at the CG a few years back and I showered the first few rows in cock snot. When they swapped shirts at full time I went off like a fountain!


Title: England Girlies V Holland Girlies
Post by: Fred Elliot on Friday, March 9, 2007, 15:33:23
Quote from: "fatbury"
Im just intrigued as to the quality of the game as well


 :Ride On Fatbury's Lovestick:  :Ride On Fatbury's Lovestick:  :Ride On Fatbury's Lovestick:

Yeah right !


Title: England Girlies V Holland Girlies
Post by: fatbury on Friday, March 9, 2007, 15:38:51
No seriously !! I AM!!


Title: England Girlies V Holland Girlies
Post by: Scot Munroe on Friday, March 9, 2007, 15:40:09
Quote from: "Bushey Boy"
Hello rachel brown!


Indeed.


Title: England Girlies V Holland Girlies
Post by: Sharky on Friday, March 9, 2007, 15:40:57
Quote from: "fatbury"
Im just intrigued as to the quality of the girls as well - We had Arsenal v Fulham League Cup Final at the CG a few years back and it was one hell of a orgy. Just wondering if an international would be more of a higher level of booty.


Fair game.


Title: England Girlies V Holland Girlies
Post by: SwindonTartanArmy on Friday, March 9, 2007, 16:23:47
Nope, Wummins fitba is pish!!!


Title: England Girlies V Holland Girlies
Post by: jayohaitchenn on Friday, March 9, 2007, 16:32:13
Quote from: "SwindonTartanArmy"
Nope, Wummins fitba is pish!!!


what?


Title: England Girlies V Holland Girlies
Post by: Fred Elliot on Friday, March 9, 2007, 16:34:48
Its Scottish for

womens football is piss

fucking foreigners


Title: England Girlies V Holland Girlies
Post by: jayohaitchenn on Friday, March 9, 2007, 16:48:01
I see.


Title: England Girlies V Holland Girlies
Post by: millom red on Friday, March 9, 2007, 19:19:01
Quote from: "Sippo"
Picture from the germany iran game

http://www.lastkick.com/wp-content/P_Women_Football_Iran_Germany.jpg

 :shock:


You sure thats germany sippo? I didnt realise that Germany was a muslim nation waht with the headscarves on both sets of players you loon!!!
I'd have loved to have been at that match giving it the large one singing "does your husband know your ere" :P

:groan1:
 
 :face:


Title: England Girlies V Holland Girlies
Post by: TalkTalk on Friday, March 9, 2007, 22:46:56
I might go.

Do you think I could pull?


Title: England Girlies V Holland Girlies
Post by: Fred Elliot on Friday, March 9, 2007, 22:52:56
You could pull anywhere mate !


Title: England Girlies V Holland Girlies
Post by: millom red on Friday, March 9, 2007, 23:05:06
Ticket prices anyone? and is the whole ground going to be open?


Title: England Girlies V Holland Girlies
Post by: Fred Elliot on Friday, March 9, 2007, 23:06:19
Just Arkells I think mate

CGH for aperitifs ?


Title: England Girlies V Holland Girlies
Post by: TalkTalk on Friday, March 9, 2007, 23:07:05
Quote from: "Fred Elliot"
CGH for aperitifs ?

Oh go on then.

* sigh *


Title: England Girlies V Holland Girlies
Post by: Fred Elliot on Friday, March 9, 2007, 23:11:13
Quote from: "TalkTalk"
Quote from: "Fred Elliot"
CGH for aperitifs ?

Oh go on then.

* sigh *


Cool

Im taking Jen to her first ever night match and she has been banging on about meeting all my mates so that will be ace


Title: England Girlies V Holland Girlies
Post by: TalkTalk on Friday, March 9, 2007, 23:19:14
Quote from: "Fred Elliot"
Quote from: "TalkTalk"
Quote from: "Fred Elliot"
CGH for aperitifs ?

Oh go on then.

* sigh *


Cool

Im taking Jen to her first ever night match and she has been banging on about meeting all my mates so that will be ace

 8)

Shall I bring Laura then?


Title: England Girlies V Holland Girlies
Post by: Fred Elliot on Friday, March 9, 2007, 23:20:52
Ace

that would be so cool


Title: England Girlies V Holland Girlies
Post by: TalkTalk on Friday, March 9, 2007, 23:22:57
Quote from: "Fred Elliot"
Ace

that would be so cool

She might be working but it would be a laugh.

I'll ask her tomorrow.


Title: England Girlies V Holland Girlies
Post by: Fred Elliot on Friday, March 9, 2007, 23:28:20
Jen would love that mate

all the same she is going to be indoctrinated into the ways of the CGH

My dad did it to me and never did me any harm


Title: England Girlies V Holland Girlies
Post by: TalkTalk on Friday, March 9, 2007, 23:30:54
Quote from: "Fred Elliot"
My dad did it to me and never did me any harm

 :?

Ah well. It made you the man you are today I guess.  :P

Forward and on!!!!!


Title: England Girlies V Holland Girlies
Post by: millom red on Friday, March 9, 2007, 23:34:18
Quote from: "Fred Elliot"
Jen would love that mate

all the same she is going to be indoctrinated into the ways of the CGH

My dad did it to me and never did me any harm
[/b]

Thats debatable baldy

 :twisted:


Title: England Girlies V Holland Girlies
Post by: Fred Elliot on Friday, March 9, 2007, 23:36:22
:D

True






very true


Title: England Girlies V Holland Girlies
Post by: millom red on Friday, March 9, 2007, 23:45:38
:soapy tit wank:


Title: England Girlies V Holland Girlies
Post by: Fred Elliot on Monday, March 12, 2007, 18:35:44
OK whos meeting in the CGH for pre match beerage ?


Title: England Girlies V Holland Girlies
Post by: Samdy Gray on Monday, March 12, 2007, 18:39:41
Oooooh, the missus is out on Wednesday.

I'll be there then.  :mrgreen:


Title: England Girlies V Holland Girlies
Post by: Fred Elliot on Monday, March 12, 2007, 18:40:15
Ace

CGH about 6.30 mate !!!!!!!


Title: England Girlies V Holland Girlies
Post by: Samdy Gray on Monday, March 12, 2007, 18:41:26
See you there Frederico.

What time's kick-off and how much are tickets?


Title: England Girlies V Holland Girlies
Post by: Scot Munroe on Monday, March 12, 2007, 18:41:46
I think i might go now.


Title: England Girlies V Holland Girlies
Post by: Fred Elliot on Monday, March 12, 2007, 18:45:44
Quote from: "sam_stfc"
See you there Frederico.

What time's kick-off and how much are tickets?


7.45

dont know about ticket prices, shouldnt be much though


Title: England Girlies V Holland Girlies
Post by: Fred Elliot on Monday, March 12, 2007, 18:46:20
Quote from: "SwindonUltra"
I think i might go now.


CGH

If your'e brave enough :D


Title: England Girlies V Holland Girlies
Post by: Scot Munroe on Monday, March 12, 2007, 18:51:47
Quote from: "Fred Elliot"
Quote from: "SwindonUltra"
I think i might go now.


CGH

If your'e brave enough :D


Alright then.


Title: England Girlies V Holland Girlies
Post by: flammableBen on Monday, March 12, 2007, 19:06:05
I might go to the CGH. Not sure about the game.


Title: England Girlies V Holland Girlies
Post by: Fred Elliot on Monday, March 12, 2007, 19:06:48
see you in there you bopard


Title: England Girlies V Holland Girlies
Post by: millom red on Monday, March 12, 2007, 21:39:43
Im tempted. Is it going to get messy again?
Saturday part 2?
 :soapy tit wank:
 :beers:


Title: England Girlies V Holland Girlies
Post by: Fred Elliot on Monday, March 12, 2007, 21:43:17
Quote from: "millom red"
Im tempted. Is it going to get messy again?
Saturday part 2?
 :soapy tit wank:
 :beers:


No

I am taking Jen, so will probably only have 7 or 8

 :wink:


Title: England Girlies V Holland Girlies
Post by: millom red on Monday, March 12, 2007, 22:03:09
:soapy tit wank:
Might see you in the cgh then fella.


Title: England Girlies V Holland Girlies
Post by: Fred Elliot on Monday, March 12, 2007, 22:04:31
Coolio


Title: England Girlies V Holland Girlies
Post by: Scot Munroe on Tuesday, March 13, 2007, 10:01:25
Quote from: "Fred Elliot"
Quote from: "millom red"
Im tempted. Is it going to get messy again?
Saturday part 2?
 :soapy tit wank:
 :beers:


No

I am taking Jen, so will probably only have 17 or 18

 :wink:


Title: England Girlies V Holland Girlies
Post by: Scot Munroe on Tuesday, March 13, 2007, 15:50:49
looks like i won't be going. I might be working.


Title: England Girlies V Holland Girlies
Post by: reeves4england on Tuesday, March 13, 2007, 17:00:19
Might be going. Nothing better to do!

It says on the OS that they often get more than 8,000. Not saying that will happen but you'd think they would maybe consider oepening up more than one stand for the game...

We'll see!


Title: England Girlies V Holland Girlies
Post by: adje on Wednesday, March 14, 2007, 17:44:29
I'll be well fucking annoyed if there's more at this game than we normally get.


Title: England Girlies V Holland Girlies
Post by: Barry Scott on Wednesday, March 14, 2007, 18:07:54
Quote from: "adje"
I'll be well fucking annoyed if there's more at this game than we normally get.


I wouldn't be, i'm thinking there will be loads of tourists from Los Lesbos and a load of feminist/girl power types.


Title: England Girlies V Holland Girlies
Post by: blinkpip on Wednesday, March 14, 2007, 21:31:07
Anyone know how they are getting on and the attendance?


Title: England Girlies V Holland Girlies
Post by: spacey on Wednesday, March 14, 2007, 21:46:55
The attendance is fatbury. One of our lot took a blow to the head but was revived with an apricot face scrub and a handful of maltesers. Their goalie was stretchered off with a hair strain and was rushed to Toni and Guy's for further treatment.....and some maltesers etc etc etc..


Title: England Girlies V Holland Girlies
Post by: Sussex on Wednesday, March 14, 2007, 21:50:56
We lost 0-1.


Title: England Girlies V Holland Girlies
Post by: Bogus Dave on Wednesday, March 14, 2007, 22:06:23
what a shit game


Title: England Girlies V Holland Girlies
Post by: Samdy Gray on Wednesday, March 14, 2007, 22:39:14
Attendance was 5,900.

It looked just as full as the youth game that got 2,700.

Someone's telling porkies somewhere, this club's a fucking joke.


Title: England Girlies V Holland Girlies
Post by: Bushey Boy on Wednesday, March 14, 2007, 22:40:15
left at half time, poor standard of football


Title: England Girlies V Holland Girlies
Post by: BB12 on Wednesday, March 14, 2007, 23:17:38
I've waited five pages of posts for someone to say, "My pub team could beat that lot 5-0."

Very disappointing.


Title: England Girlies V Holland Girlies
Post by: CliffP on Wednesday, March 14, 2007, 23:34:18
Agreed - poor game , but look on the bright side given the number of kids buying chips/burgers/coke at half time they must have made enough money on the catering to put a dent in the CVA payment !


Title: England Girlies V Holland Girlies
Post by: Simon Pieman on Wednesday, March 14, 2007, 23:37:25
Pub and live music was much better


Title: England Girlies V Holland Girlies
Post by: flammableBen on Wednesday, March 14, 2007, 23:46:11
Quote from: "simon pieman"
Pub and live music was much better


You would have had all that when I burst into song in the CGH


Title: England Girlies V Holland Girlies
Post by: Simon Pieman on Wednesday, March 14, 2007, 23:46:54
I didn't get a lift to and from that pub though


Title: England Girlies V Holland Girlies
Post by: flammableBen on Wednesday, March 14, 2007, 23:51:05
I got a lift from the savoy to the pub. I walked all the way home. Luckily there was some sort of path laid out in front of me.


Title: England Girlies V Holland Girlies
Post by: Simon Pieman on Wednesday, March 14, 2007, 23:52:10
That'ts always bestest. I had a chat with superhands from loud n proud. Nice person


Title: England Girlies V Holland Girlies
Post by: flammableBen on Wednesday, March 14, 2007, 23:56:11
I had a chat to derbyred (I think) from here, he bought me a pint and is ace.


Title: England Girlies V Holland Girlies
Post by: RobertT on Wednesday, March 14, 2007, 23:58:38
I can't believe people actually went to see this.  Have none of you witnessed the trash that is womens football on the BBC whenever their is a World Cup or something equally deserving of sudden interest in a minority sport (witness the current trend of showing Badminton)?


Title: England Girlies V Holland Girlies
Post by: RobertT on Wednesday, March 14, 2007, 23:59:28
Quote from: "simon pieman"
That'ts always bestest. I had a chat with superhands from loud n proud. Nice person


 :?


Title: England Girlies V Holland Girlies
Post by: Simon Pieman on Thursday, March 15, 2007, 00:03:26
What's wrong with superhands rob?


Title: England Girlies V Holland Girlies
Post by: flammableBen on Thursday, March 15, 2007, 00:05:03
Quote from: "RobertT"
I can't believe people actually went to see this.  Have none of you witnessed the trash that is womens football on the BBC whenever their is a World Cup or something equally deserving of sudden interest in a minority sport (witness the current trend of showing Badminton)?


have you never heard of the excuse to go to the pub on the way there and then leave at half time? (to go back to the pub)


Title: England Girlies V Holland Girlies
Post by: RobertT on Thursday, March 15, 2007, 00:08:44
Quote from: "flammableBen"
Quote from: "RobertT"
I can't believe people actually went to see this.  Have none of you witnessed the trash that is womens football on the BBC whenever their is a World Cup or something equally deserving of sudden interest in a minority sport (witness the current trend of showing Badminton)?


have you never heard of the excuse to go to the pub on the way there and then leave at half time? (to go back to the pub)


No, just fucking go the pub.  The only valid excuse required is it's a place that serves alcohol.


Title: England Girlies V Holland Girlies
Post by: Simon Pieman on Thursday, March 15, 2007, 00:17:17
Apostrophe-ing a t and then putting t after it is way cooler than the pub and you know it


Title: England Girlies V Holland Girlies
Post by: flammableBen on Thursday, March 15, 2007, 00:26:33
I'm going to apostrophy my penis. Good night


Title: England Girlies V Holland Girlies
Post by: fatbury on Thursday, March 15, 2007, 08:19:02
awful game .. and to cap it all Rachel Unitt never even got on!


Title: England Girlies V Holland Girlies
Post by: Scot Munroe on Thursday, March 15, 2007, 09:57:04
Quote from: "fatbury"
awful game .. and to cap it all Rachel Unitt never even got on!


Shame Fatters.


Title: England Girlies V Holland Girlies
Post by: SwindonTartanArmy on Thursday, March 15, 2007, 11:43:58
Quote from: "SwindonTartanArmy"
Nope, Wummins fitba is pish!!!


As i said before. :beers:


Title: England Girlies V Holland Girlies
Post by: DMR on Friday, March 16, 2007, 20:50:39
I went with 2 mates, the dreadfulness of the organisation was trumped only by the "football"


Title: England Girlies V Holland Girlies
Post by: janaage on Friday, March 16, 2007, 21:14:23
I hate female goalkeepers, worst "sportspeople" in existance.  you'd be better off sticking a female Andy Fordham in goal rather than the concrete footed dogs they currently stick between the sticks in the female version of the game we call fitba.


Title: England Girlies V Holland Girlies
Post by: DMR on Friday, March 16, 2007, 21:58:32
The inability to kick the ball off the floor further than 20 yards was hilarious


Title: England Girlies V Holland Girlies
Post by: Samdy Gray on Friday, March 16, 2007, 22:01:50
I thought the Holland left back bore a striking resemblance to Jerel Ifil :D


Title: England Girlies V Holland Girlies
Post by: DMR on Friday, March 16, 2007, 22:03:55
It was blatantly Clarence Seedorf