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Title: WTF?????????? Post by: STFCBird on Friday, March 9, 2007, 13:25:17 http://www.thesun.co.uk/article/1,,2007110349,00.html
Title: WTF?????????? Post by: Fred Elliot on Friday, March 9, 2007, 13:26:27 One word
RALPHY ! :wink: Title: WTF?????????? Post by: STFCBird on Friday, March 9, 2007, 13:27:02 :Ride On Fatbury's Lovestick:
Title: Re: WTF?????????? Post by: land_of_bo on Friday, March 9, 2007, 13:30:53 Quote from: "Fucking Weirdo" I did have the exhausts custom made for one car because they were too small. I had them widened and rounded. The firm never asked why — but I loved the view while she was up on the ramp and they were working on her. I love all aspects of cars. Some people even like to taste mechanical fluids, but that’s going too far.” Quote from: "Fucking Weirdo" Chris believes one spark for his fetish was 1980s cult TV series Knight Rider, starring David Hasselhoff and featuring a talking car. :nuts: Title: WTF?????????? Post by: herthab on Friday, March 9, 2007, 13:33:30 Phroarrr! Kitt with the hood up..........
I'm getting hard just thinking about it............................ Title: WTF?????????? Post by: Scot Munroe on Friday, March 9, 2007, 13:35:05 Very Wrong.
Title: WTF?????????? Post by: land_of_bo on Friday, March 9, 2007, 13:36:16 I can just imagine getting my tongue into the general lees radiator grill :oxford:
Title: WTF?????????? Post by: herthab on Friday, March 9, 2007, 13:37:24 Brings a whole new meaning to 'Herbie Rides Again' doesn't it?
Title: Re: WTF?????????? Post by: STFCBird on Friday, March 9, 2007, 13:37:29 Quote from: "Fucking Weirdo" Chris believes one spark for his fetish was 1980s cult TV series Knight Rider, starring David Hasselhoff and featuring a talking car. I loved that programme and Dukes of Hazzard. I don't fuck cars :? Title: WTF?????????? Post by: Sippo on Friday, March 9, 2007, 13:38:07 :oops:
Damn my secrets out. Mind you the jetski was out of this world!! :D Title: WTF?????????? Post by: land_of_bo on Friday, March 9, 2007, 13:41:45 Quote from: "thesun.co.uk" His weird obsession mirrors that of electrician Karl Watkins, who The Sun revealed was jailed for having sex with pavements in Redditch, Worcs, in 1993. Found on google... KARL WATKINS, 20, appeared at Hereford Crown Court in February 1993 on five counts of outraging public decency: in particular, making love to pavements. Watkins claimed it was a case of mistaken identity, but he was fingered many times as the man found face down on the paving stones with his pants round his ankles. One boy told of seeing Watkins's bare backside moving up and down, while a mother said she was shocked to see a group of children gathered round him. He also attempted to mount an underpass. How he passed the time during his 18 month jail sentence is far from clear. Watkins was back in court in April 1995, on charges of simulating sex with black plastic dustbin bags in front of teenage schoolgirls. He revealed a nine-year fetish with the plastic sacks, centred on the "feel and touch of the bin liners". He went out at night to spend his time in rubbish piles, and had been found in wheelie bins, and even in the back of dust-carts. His ultimate sexual fantasy was to be in a dust-cart when the bin bags were crushed. Convicted of outraging public decency, he was put on three years' probation and ordered to seek psychiatric help. Title: WTF?????????? Post by: Danjackson10 on Friday, March 9, 2007, 13:42:06 Id be well up for giving herbie a shafting! :wink: :soapy tit wank:
Title: WTF?????????? Post by: Sade on Friday, March 9, 2007, 13:48:55 :D Thats ace. If I could shag a car it would be a ferrari.
Title: WTF?????????? Post by: Danjackson10 on Friday, March 9, 2007, 13:56:24 Quote from: "Sade" :D Thats ace. If I could shag a car it would be a ferrari. whats stopping you :wink: Title: WTF?????????? Post by: Fred Elliot on Friday, March 9, 2007, 13:56:34 Quote from: "Sade" :D Thats ace. If I could shag a car it would be a ferrari. And me (does that make me bi-sexual ?) :? Title: WTF?????????? Post by: Sade on Friday, March 9, 2007, 13:58:02 8) Car-a-sexual.
Title: WTF?????????? Post by: Sippo on Friday, March 9, 2007, 13:59:04 Mine would be a convertible then it would be topless........
Sorry, I'll get my coat. Title: WTF?????????? Post by: sonic youth on Friday, March 9, 2007, 14:02:13 One of the cars is called Sade too.
Title: WTF?????????? Post by: SwindonTartanArmy on Friday, March 9, 2007, 14:16:39 brings a new meaning to the words auto-erotica :shock:
Title: WTF?????????? Post by: red macca on Friday, March 9, 2007, 15:11:34 I dont see what the problem is tbh.Some cars are more appealing than some girls i have been with in the past :D
Title: WTF?????????? Post by: Give us an S on Friday, March 9, 2007, 16:41:16 Ha ha!!! Superb!
Title: WTF?????????? Post by: millom red on Friday, March 9, 2007, 20:45:13 Women are complicated enough for me and they only have 3 orifices unless you count ears and nostrils. :oops:
Where the fuck do you start with a car :shock: It's wrong...plain wrong i say :mrgreen: |