Title: Some cunts tried to mug me last nite Post by: millom red on Thursday, March 8, 2007, 20:12:53 Was walking home from a mates last nite just after midnight. Walking up the hill from Asda west swindon heading towards Middleleaxe drive when i was approached by two chavs who threatened me with violence unless i handed over my wallet and mobi.( i larfed at them, coz i had neither with me :roll: )
Both had hoodies on, and one of them had an STFC scarf covering his face. After much arguing, the onein front came at me fists and feet a flaying(the one with the scarf), while the other one tried grabbing me from behind. I raked my boot down his shin and stamped very hard down on his foot with my walking boots. I managed to get 2 in on the first cunt and he went down like a sack of shite, so i turned on the second one and gave him a bit of a jap-slapping before giving the first one a bit of a shoeing. they both ran away.....Fuckers I got a good look at the one with the scarf, and if he is a town fan, and goes to games, if i see the cunt again, he will get some more :box: Apparantly this has become a regular occurance in and around the link centre area recently, and apparantly knives have been used but thankfully not on this occassion, so if any of you lot are out and about in the area, keep your eyes open and be carefull :wink: Millom Title: Some cunts tried to mug me last nite Post by: DMR on Thursday, March 8, 2007, 20:22:05 You should tell Richard Madeley, he'll fight your corner on public television!
Title: Some cunts tried to mug me last nite Post by: flammableBen on Thursday, March 8, 2007, 20:22:52 You should patrol around the Link Centre looking for the wrong doers. You could even have your own super hero suit.
Title: Some cunts tried to mug me last nite Post by: DMR on Thursday, March 8, 2007, 20:26:55 Go for the Wonder Woman look
http://www.addicted.gr/fun/fun/fat_wonder_woman.jpg Title: Some cunts tried to mug me last nite Post by: janaage on Thursday, March 8, 2007, 20:27:18 Fuck me Millom, that's a cracking post!
Title: Some cunts tried to mug me last nite Post by: millom red on Thursday, March 8, 2007, 20:45:38 Cheers Jan
Not sure about the wonder women look though dave :P Im sure Ben will come up with sommat more suitable though :soapy tit wank: Just want people to be wary if they are in and around that area late at nite. If you can avoid it, dont walk alone late at nite, especially if you have had a few sherberts(which i had'nt cos im still on the dvt tabs untill the weekend) Millom Title: Some cunts tried to mug me last nite Post by: Bushey Boy on Thursday, March 8, 2007, 20:51:58 How tall was teh scarf wearing bloke?
Title: Some cunts tried to mug me last nite Post by: janaage on Thursday, March 8, 2007, 20:55:23 8 ft 6 and there was 5 of them!! Built like female russian shot putters.
It wasn't you was it Bushey? :wink: Title: Some cunts tried to mug me last nite Post by: Danjackson10 on Thursday, March 8, 2007, 20:58:58 could we get an artist impression?
Title: Some cunts tried to mug me last nite Post by: millom red on Thursday, March 8, 2007, 21:02:16 Quote from: "Bushey Boy" How tall was teh scarf wearing bloke? About 5'10 bushey, the other one had a grey hoodie on and he was about my height, 5'ft 7. Title: Some cunts tried to mug me last nite Post by: Fred Elliot on Thursday, March 8, 2007, 21:38:06 Quote from: "millom red" If you can avoid it, dont walk alone late at nite, Thanks Dad ! We will keep a look out for them next home game they didnt smell of olives and feta cheese by any chance ? Anyway fair play to you mate Title: Some cunts tried to mug me last nite Post by: millom red on Thursday, March 8, 2007, 22:10:43 No worries son....no smell of olives or feta!
Title: Some cunts tried to mug me last nite Post by: pauld on Thursday, March 8, 2007, 22:59:42 Lesson for hoodies everywhere - don't fuck with millom, he's rock 'ard and if he don't finish you off himself, he's got access to Daleks! Nice one millom, nice to read about someone standing up to the scrotes.
Title: Some cunts tried to mug me last nite Post by: yeo on Friday, March 9, 2007, 04:30:44 Fair play Millomski
Title: Some cunts tried to mug me last nite Post by: Sippo on Friday, March 9, 2007, 08:27:57 Shit!!
What time was that? I live near there-ish... Title: Some cunts tried to mug me last nite Post by: STFCBird on Friday, March 9, 2007, 08:58:52 They'd take one look at your mullet and run like fuck. :wink:
Title: Some cunts tried to mug me last nite Post by: Sippo on Friday, March 9, 2007, 08:59:31 Quote from: "STFCBird" They'd take one look at your mullet and run like fuck. :wink: :| Title: Some cunts tried to mug me last nite Post by: STFCBird on Friday, March 9, 2007, 09:10:29 :mrgreen:
Title: Some cunts tried to mug me last nite Post by: Sippo on Friday, March 9, 2007, 09:12:44 :x
Title: Some cunts tried to mug me last nite Post by: STFCBird on Friday, March 9, 2007, 09:14:31 :P
Title: Some cunts tried to mug me last nite Post by: Sippo on Friday, March 9, 2007, 09:37:59 I'll get you back... :face:
Title: Some cunts tried to mug me last nite Post by: Arriba on Friday, March 9, 2007, 11:05:13 millom did you phone the police?
if not you must as you recognise one of them. they will do it again, and the victim might not be able to fight back like you did. anyway fucking good on you. reminds me of when my little brother had the same thing done to him in town.he had his wallet snatched out of his hand but grabbed the cunt and started giving him a good shoeing on the corner by next,but he was grabbed by a security guard and passers by who helped the mugger to his feet,he then legged it and was never caught! :x Title: Some cunts tried to mug me last nite Post by: millom red on Friday, March 9, 2007, 18:51:37 About 12.10am sippo...A mate suggested that perhaps they came from the fair thats at the link...but i cant see it somehow as one of them had his face covered with a town scarf. Either way, chavs..pikeys..they are all fuckin scum.
Still waiting on old bill to get back to me arriba Title: Some cunts tried to mug me last nite Post by: Iffy's Onion Bhaji on Friday, March 9, 2007, 18:54:55 i dont live too far away from there either. to be honest i try not to venture round that area at night if im on my own
Title: Some cunts tried to mug me last nite Post by: Fred Elliot on Friday, March 9, 2007, 18:55:20 Quote from: "millom red" Still waiting on old bill to get back to me arriba You'll have a fucking long wait mate Ill have a Tia Maria in your honour tomorrow mate Title: Some cunts tried to mug me last nite Post by: millom red on Friday, March 9, 2007, 20:28:55 Cheers Freddo....Hope you enjoy your day and make a few people very uncomfortable.
:wink: Title: Some cunts tried to mug me last nite Post by: Fred Elliot on Friday, March 9, 2007, 21:17:17 rest assured that will happen
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