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Can I just remind FRED, BENNETT and VILLAGE,

I need £17.50 deposit off you on Saturday.  Ta.

No problem

See you in the Merlin or the CGH

http://www.thet-spot.com/modules/Shop/layout/store/tuxedo%20t%20newest.jpg

 8)

I think its actual size aswell!  :oops:

:Ride On Fatbury's Lovestick:

penfold

 :?  :?

Shouldn't that be an Orange Carnation  :soapy tit wank:

im having trouble finding tuxedo shorts, i will find them and i will wear them

just remember Birdy - me and you - the end of the night - ball gowns hitched up round ours waists doing "oops up side your head" in the middle of the dance floor with Paul Bodin and Shaun Taylor!  :soapy tit wank:  :wink:

wow and little bushey boy!!!!! (I will elbow bodin and set larwo on taylor)

Sounds entertaining!  :D

I'll be at the bar  :D

I will actually be asleep under the table, more likely than not

 :D   I'm worried about doing the hokey cokey

I think Sussex will be doing the Y M C A all night  :wink:

I'm going to request Wham! all night!  :D

club tropicana and wake me up before you go go only please.

Will there be a raffle?

yes, a bottle tombola and an auction so make sure you have loads of money on you honey  :mrgreen:

Whats a bottle tombola???  :?

I'm your Man!!

Good lord - Have you never been to a féte??  :shock:

No. Can you see why?!

http://www.bradleystoke.gov.uk/images/festival2005/postcards/Young-at-Heart's-Tombola.jpg

 :hide:

I don't think he gets out much JFW  :mrgreen:

 :fu:

 :wink:

u recon if i bring some cd's the dj will play em, hehe

Please don't bring bob the builder or that goth shit you into. :-))(

Chubbs likes Goth :o He doesn't look like he does.

 :Ride On Fatbury's Lovestick:

Great piccy that!!

Looks like the womens instutute accept he-shes now with that blokey in the picture. Either that or he is an elderly gigolo who's slipping em all a length :shock:
~sings~ Jerusalem
 :soapy tit wank:

Ace. I like raffles.

Lambert & butler for me

Pikey  :P

Speaking of pikeys, hope you have all thought about what you are wearing!!

Ive got a lah di dah suit anyway so Im sorted Mistress

More like have you decided!!

I'm not your mother Christopher, I am not in charge of dressing you!

bow tie?

of course

he he, I want you all looking like james bond  :oops:

No you dumbass! Have you decided what you wearing... :groan1:

Doh, yes I have my dress all ready!!

Think I may get a red bow tie!  8)

Make sure its a spinning one!!  :beers:

You'll look like the nutty professor!!

What I'm big black and fat?!!  :o

Disclaimer: Thats not being racist in anyway.

She'll say it has to match her dress anyhow... :x

 :Ride On Fatbury's Lovestick: I didn't actually mean Sherman Klump  :Ride On Fatbury's Lovestick:

You will obey the Missus, it's the law  :nod:

Does Paul know that then?!

He's learning slowly  :wink:

this dinner will be (1) messy and (2) very funny!

Ace!

I can see myself getting very very drunk.  :|

I'll end up making a complete drunken idiot of myself as usual.  Must remember not to call Super Sam, Super Sam to his face, or ask Frasier Digby the time  :oops:

why the time??  :?

5 past digby  :|

i cant wait.

By all accounts he likes being called just 'Super'.

Tell us all the story about the Tesco Jumper!!

I know Birdy's in Cheltenham watching some sort of event going on, but does anyone thats going know when she requires the rest of the money?

Whenever, but Shrewsbury game at the latest as she's going to NZ.

Whens that? Thats in like 2 weekends right? Hmm i'll have to pass the money onto someone as i dont think i can go to that.

Lucy will be transferring all the cash into my bank account as she'll be on hols when payment is due, so I'll be sorting it. Shall I pm you my address and you then send me a cheque?

Ill cough up at the Shrews game mate

Cool. Then off to see Rich's band at The Messenger after the game?!?!  :beers:

Without a doubt mate

Whats The Messenger?

Pub in Covingham. I think?

Ahhhh I see.

Sounds rough(no idea what im basing that on)

 Used to be The Piccadilly....stuff of legends.

and more recently the covingham hen.

proper rough house!

Scrap that. Just remembered I'm moving house on Thursday. Probably best to send her a cheque.

Really should start thinking about packing.

nothing rough about Convingham, nicest area in Swindon!

People can send me a cheque anytime before the Shrewsbury game or give me the cash at the Shrewsbury game at the very latest. Pm me if you need my address or phone number (for 125th dinner purposes only - I do no sexual favours anymore)

I wouldnt trust you with my 50quid anyway, you'll be straight down the pub with it.   :beers:

I think you're confusing me with my alcoholic identical twin brother  :D

oh sorry i do apologise, in that case i would gladly give you the money.

Could you introduce us? maybe he doesn't drink quite as much and might make it through a whole football game  :wink:

Birdie I brought my dress today!!!

Its soooooooooooooooooooo pretty!!

TX maxx was full of magical dresses and bargainous prices

How comes you didn't get the one you pm'd me about? What's it like?

Sonic sometimes PM's me when hes bought some new Action Slacks or Loafers.

The one on Ebay ended up going for about £70  :cry:

My new dress is black knee length - it kind of kicks out with netty stuff underneath - then it has like a white thing round the waste with diamonds on it??

Its not as hidieous as Ive just made it sound  :?

I love it - it makes me look thin and tall!! plus it will go with my dads tux soooooo well!

pic !

OMG, we're so going to clash!

OMG your so gay!  :wink:

No pic - Im only going to do my reveal on the night!!

PLUS need to now get shoes,handbag, earrings etc etc to go with it!

Cant wait for that !

 :wink:

Sounds nice JFW.  Gave up on a full length one then?  

I bought a dress to match shoes I've already got, I bloody hate shopping  :(

a girl after my own heart, right there

marry me?  :wink:

ah, you've gone and ruined it now

Sorry  :D

I really wanted a full length dress - they had an amazing one but not in my size  :x

Thats the only trouble with TX Mazz its luck of the draw! (serves me right for being a gippo I guess!  :soapy tit wank: )

I kind of fell in love with the dress I got when I tried it on.

Only problem I have now is my hairdressers away on holiday that weekend so she cant put my hair up for me  :(

My sister could do it for half your usual price?

Daves sister does lots of things for half price

ooooh would she be able to do it on the Sunday too? I want a fancy up do!!

Would see be able to do something with my ugly Betty fringe??

P.S My best friends mum does my hair so I never pay much anyway!!

erm, i have no idea what she can do, but she's made a career out of it, so i guess she'd be able to do something?

Ash - not for you she wouldn't...

WORTH A TRY

It's a Lily Allen fringe :x

You havent seen me since I got my hair cut Saturday - Its now an ugly Betty wonky fringe!  :cry:

I have my glasses on too today - all I need is some braces and Im right there

Wow :?

Back on topic, if anyone wants to pay me the final installment please do!

Can I pay you at Shrewsbury bird?!

Yes you can, is that for both you and your mate or is he paying me seperately?

Nah I will pay both and charge his mrs the rest

Oh dear, his poor mrs!

Ok.

I really need to sort what I'm wearing yet.... :roll:

Don't start that again

:mrgreen:

not like that, shes paying for him to go....

i need to get a suit/tux,
wheres the best place to buy one, i might aswell rather than rent one as i have this, and a good few weddings comming up in the next year, tho if my last suit is anything to go by i will have gotten to big for in  a few years.
not my fault im still a growing lad, be it outwards rather than upwards.

Moss Bros or Suits you in the outlet is pretty good - ex hire are dirt cheap, and brand new isn't pricey, a tux is a tux so I'd guess there is as good/cheap an option as anywhere.

For all those too lazy to type 'Tuxedo Hire' into google  :wink:

http://www.menswear-hire.co.uk/search.asp?countryID=210&county=Wiltshire&town=Swindon&search.x=0&search.y=0

I better check mine still fits, then again I havent grown since I was 8

Wish i was going now  :( you lot are going to look ravishing  8)

I got my suit in next for a tenner. Reduced from £200. 8)

Pikey

 :wink:

It's better than your suit  8)  :mrgreen:

007 all the way for me mate

 :wink:

You could tell as well

 :D

Im not actually nice, it's his birthday i feel the effort was needed... I'll sort you out Saturday young man if thats cool?

Fuck off you midget.

Not got to be paid till a week sat, im in no rush, will pay it and sort it out later

I need to sort a tux for this. Normally only need a suit for funerals and court appearances.

Hang outside one of those places they have funerals or a court and steal one.

Hatches, Matches and Dispatches  :D

I think I get your point  :|

Looking forward to the raffle. Woohoo!

The outlet do a suite for £110 and get a free shirt and bow tie if anyones intrested.

So you all look the same in your matching suits and bow ties? Ace  :fag: You know how much I love teh gays

I'm not going to look the same as other people!  I didn't buy it going to rent a suit.

I recommend that anyone hiring a Tux does it very soon because the weekend we have this thing is the same weekend of many May Balls at the colleges and stuff.  So you need to get it booked ASAP!!!!!!!!  LISTEN TO BIRDY!!!

right now my budget it more like £1.10

Tesco Value?

Tesco jumpers are immense, so the suits might be just as good 8)

If Whits is going, can someone tell him its smart casual  :wink:  :mrgreen:

Whits wouldn't come  :(  I begged and pleaded and told him smart casual but he still said no  :boohoo:

:cry:
I'm disappointed