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Interesting conversation in the pub last night on this subject.

After an hour or so of discussion (I won't bore you with the details), it was decided that single mum's would be an ideal target.

The challenge was set. 5 guys, 1 mission.

Fast forward to 1.30am and indeed 1 single mum, 31yo, tidy frame, good looker, naked in my bed  :D

All it took was the initial awkward bit of starting a conversation - as it always is, a bit of chat, a few compliments, 2 vodka and cokes, sympathising with her situation (balancing a full time job and bringing up a little'un) and all of a sudden I'm 'so different to all the other guys she's met' and 'I don't normally do this kind of thing', yeah, whatever love!

They don't get out too often, are glad of the attention and so put in an appreciative performance. Everyone's a winner!

And yes, of course I'll give you a call in the week  :D  :roll:

The result was 3 out of 5 of us got lucky. I feel a bit of a cunt to be honest, as she was really nice and didn't realise she'd won me £20 in the process as we were betting on it.

Feel free to add you're own wise words of wisdom...

The bugger comes when the kid wanders in, puts you right off your stroke.

Good point Reg, but I took her back to mine so no problem there.

I appreciate that....but by the sound of it you'll be back for more.

Oh dear Sussex.

She knows where you live,i'll give evens that she comes knocking on your door if she doesn't get a phone call.Did you give her your number? If you did expect endless texts until you spell out that it was all very nice but youd rather just be friends.I reckon you've opened a can of worms here mate.

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Need I say more

I'm more than happy to be a £20 a go whore  :wink:

I think Yeovil may have a point unfortunatly.

The very fact that she's a single mum increases the chances for her being a fucked up man hating psyco.

She will no doubt feel hard done by in some regard about the farther (s!) of her children and may well take it out on you should you spur her advances or just plain ignore her.

On the other hand she might not really give a shit and will just be happy with the pounding you gave her :D

Yes, she's got my number :?

Yes, she knows where I live :?

Looks like this plan is seriously flawed :?

It seemed such a good idea at the time 8)

I really don't want to be a surrogate dad to little 'Connor'. How bad is that, I can remember her kids name but not her surname! Oh well, thanks Michelle you were, um, easy!

The recent STD topic on here could well be resurected soon :?

No text's so far, although she did have to cook a roast for the family today for Mothers Day. I'm turning my phone off now just in case.

On a more positive note, I moved house last weekend, from my old flat to a two bed house. So, 1 week in - 1 shag. I'm hoping for some consistency in that department !

Women shouldn't be treated like that. That was pure fucking mean.
Give a littie respect.

I reckon you've got it bad Sussex, (had a mate called Sussex once named after the Hell's Angels chapter he was in).......only a matter of time before Michelle takes an interest in STFC and little Connor gets an STFC shirt.

More than likely Reg  :oops:

I thought the word 'Misogynist' would have appeared in this thread at some point! Oh well, I'm sure Bird will give me a good telling off in the morning!

You dont get much friction from someones that had a sprog out of it, bet you didnt even touch the sides?  :soapy tit wank:

I thought that was really harsh and sexist. Until I laughed.

i thought this but it wasn't true (with this particular bird anyway) everything seemed pretty normal down there :wink:

also, ALWAYS go back to theres. then there is no way she can stalk you for not phoning her.
you should of given her the flirt divert number from Radio 1. that would of been funny.

She may have just thought you were a crap shag with a tiny cock and has laughed about you to all her friends down the playgroup  :Ride On Fatbury's Lovestick

 :Ride On Fatbury's Lovestick

:D

She text me this morning and wants to meet up again  8)

I haven't replied though.

may aswell, an easy lay is an easy lay!  I used to specialize in pulling older women, so god damn easy!!

you can prentend to ignore her but pretty soon everyone woman you see will be pointing and laughing at you in the street.   :D

why don't you just shag her again?

i came up with the brilliant idea of giving birds my old mobile number (i still have my old mobile) just in case the beer goggles wear off, or if they get a bit clingy. The problem i have found with this is that i:
a) am too drunk to remember my old mobile number so just use my current one instead.
b) am too drunk so if i do remember to give my old number, i sometimes get mixed up with my current number, and therefore combine the two.

the simple answer to this is to drink less

She will probably get pregnant on purpose,sabotage the condom, then you will have to play step dad and dad. :D

They all say that :soapy tit wank:

I normally only do that kind of thing when I'm about to leave the country/area.  I find that helps, as I don't like blanking people.

I'm not ignoring her, I'll just leave it a day or so before I reply  8)



I probably will  :wink:

there you go everyones happy  :D

just don't catch crabs  :Ride On Fatbury's Lovestick

she sounds like she was grateful for it.

This is your passport to do whatever you want to her Sussex :D  :face

Take her to watch Swindon. Then you won't see her again.

hehe

Sussex Red....

for the love of god, I hope she stumbles across this forum  :D

.....and for the love of my testicles that cannot happen!

I didn't know this when I met her but she only lives a few streets away  :shock:

in a bizarre twist, sussex red finds out that she's actually been lining him up for quite a while  :twisted:

It does seem a bit strange that me and my mates all know her friends, but in the 11 years I've lived down here I've never come across her before.

You lot are making me nervous. One night stands used to be so simple  :roll:

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If she starts calling you "Chicken" run like the wind sussex

BIG TIP ON GETTING LAID!!!!!!!!!!!

Move to Thailand  :twisted:  :D  :twisted:

More chance of cathing something in Thailand.

I'm really bored so searching through the old posts.

And I would like to know Stoney if anything else did happen here or was that it?

This was a classic thread.

I moved on from single mums to rich divorcees. That went tits up aswell.

Shut up Spacey or I'll nick the mirrors off your Vespa  8)

Who stole my post :shock:

where did it go?

Spaceys (very offensive) post has gone  :shock:

I was going to sue him too, as it seems a bit of a trend at the moment.

Could be the Aliens :shock:

Or Fatbury  :shock:

my mate pulled a single mum once! She shoved her kids power ranger toy up his ass! :disapprove:

I killed Fatbury in self defence.

It was me or him.

Thanks for the lift Fatters sorry if I gabbled on a bit I was hammered.Its Spaceys fault and his flippin Brandy :D

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That's just wrong  :disapprove:

which power ranger was it?

I prefer the green one its the best fit.

Zordon I believe has more power.

the pink one, or was it brown?  :wink:

It turns brown after mate.  :wink: