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.....For anyone that missed it. Was a bit rushed and very pants really.

* Joss stone making a tit of herself. Coming out to present an award speaking in an american accent and walking like a bimbo with the whole american girl attitude thing. She used to live in Devon, and spent a while in america. Big deal. Don't become a diva joss, it does not suit you.

*Russell brand presenting the show and saying funny stuff ( he's growing on me, my first impression was who's this dick).... I liked it when he introduced keith allen and said 'please welcome keith allen, the man that produced lilly allen with his willy'  :D

*Before Oasis coming on, russell brand ripping the piss into them a bit....and then as they came out on stage you heard liam say something along the lines of 'if he fucking starts I'm going to....'and then you did'nt hear the rest......then he snatched the award off him. Russell Brand looking a bit scared at this point.

* Best perfomance had to be either snow patrol or bailey Rae or amy winehouse.

*take that also making tits of themselve, the small weird one really over doing the expressions and arm gestures whilst singing....and then the whole cringey 'I'd like to say happy birthday to my daughter' 'hello to my dad who I havent seen in however long' when they accepted their award.

bring back chumbawumba!

I heard that Johny Depp was gonna give Oasis their award, did that not happen?

I hope Russell Brand dies soon.

hope he gets the bad aids

Jarvis Cocker v Micheal Jackson

The Fratellis drummer was ace, he was ruined.

Amy Winehouse is borderline retarded - FACT!

I'd love an hour with Winehouse...

Shes rough! Needs a new hair stylist thats for sure.

he was a bit as well carrying up a bottle of Irn Bru which is quality.

amy winehouse has a major facial hair problem :chunder:

Russell Brand's funny as fuck.  The bit where he tore into the Sun journalists (Oxfors graduates) and the story about the careers of Robbie Williams and the potential shoe bombers of take that were works of genius.

Audience didn't really appreciate him though, think a lot of it went over their heads.

The British music industry is full of boring nobodies, that's my conclusion from last night.

Anyone know if this is being repeated as i missed it?

It's not really worth watching mate to be honest.

Russell Brand is definitely growing on me.


Not literally, like some bizarre fungal growth, you understand 8)

I must admit when I first heard him open his mouth I thought he was a tosser.  But if you do listen to what he says he comes out with some great lines.

His John McCrirrick (sp) interview last year was excellent, RB basically told him that if he didn't let the other guests speak he'd bugger him senseless until he had a heart attack and died.

He's a funny bloke when he talks about current affairs and in interviews, but his stand-up is a bit dire.

I hear yours is a bit lacking in new material these days as well :?

I don't get that...

did anyone see the Arctic Monkeys dress as characters from the Wizard Of Oz and Village people (basically taking the piss) in their acceptance videos? thats the only bit i want to see really. the Brits are usually pretty shit!

think liam gallagher said something about 'we dont get nomited for this shit anymore so this will have to do' even noel had trouble understanding him.

i was expecting him and amy winehouse to be absolutely battered but they were surprisingly sober.

Expect Winehouse is on good behaviour after her performance on Buzzcocks...

Didn't see the shits, but  must admit, I did want to see how RB presented as I do think he's a pretty funny geezer.

What did she do on buzzcocks?

I think she got battered and got her penis out.

Yeh it would'nt suprise me if she actually had a sausage.Her voice says it all.

Grrr, leave her alone.

and the side burns :shock:

Hmmmmmmmm (In a Marge Simpson voice)

It didn't really work did it?  :shrug: It happens. Let's move on  :run:

Never be afraid to throw things out there. That's my motto 8)

no comedy to see here, move along

She was battered, was spitting on the floor etc

She was genius on Buzzcocks. Observe:

"I'd rather have cat AIDS than do a duet with Katie Melua"

"Tim Westwood calls his wife when he's nearly home so she can put on the tunes and he walks in and goes WESTWOOD!! HO! - I don't know if it's true thats just what i heard..."

The whole episode is on youtube.

Amy Winehouse looked like a crack whore, tatoos all down your arms? No thanks love I would rather shag a small 12 year old boy called Terence.

Anyone think Liam sounded terrible when Oasis did their set? Sounded like he was singing through his nose a lot more than in the past.

I thought Liam sounded awful; and so did everybody at work.

What did your workmates sing?

Ha ha, I have just worked out what you were on about!!

Liam was shit, when he used to sing "sunshiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiine" he was class, he couldn't hold a note for more than a second or two.  Music still sounded like the Oasis of old though.

He was okay singing Morning Glory but the rest was poor. Noel Gallagher is by far the better of the two  :)

I thought the performances were all good but Orson and Nelly Furtado really annoyed me with the way they accepted their awards!

Also thought Russell Brand was funny