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Why is this cunt alive I ahte him I don't know why just when ever i see him intervied I wanna kill the wannker he really gets on my tits!

He strikes me as being one of these really arraogant wannky footballers who think there gods when they are not they are just cunts! I ask see him sitting in the VIP bit of club thinks he the mustard with loads of young ladies dripping off him while he slimes all over them cunt cunt cunt!

Is it just me?

Are you so annoyed it needed to be said 3 times?

jealousy

hes right though, lita is a cunt

What an ace thread, i agree Lita is a Grade 'A' Cunt!

id say grade A* myself

He's done alright for me in the Fantasy Football

And me  8)

And you like Pook, enough said.

I'd never put a Reading player in my FF team.

I think Lita's a good player. I don't tend to take much notice of Reading and particularly Reading players' interviews though.

I did have Doyle in my team until he got injured and i then transferred him out.

I would like to apologise now if i have offended any Town fan in doing so, the greed of winning the works FF competition got to me and i put a Reading player in my team......Sorry  :(

Well you'd be right then. When I used to see him out in Bristol he was always with his 'posse' giving it LARGE.

Did he have any glowsticks on him?

If he had glowsticks that makes it ok

Agreed, you can't possibly give it LARGE without glowsticks.

Grade A post. Leroy Lita is 1 of quite a few players in the Premiership who I hate with a passion.

Such a wanker. Just wish he'd get out of football. FUCK OFF LITA YOU CUNT!

 :soap:

Says the man who uses as his online persona the obese freeloading mate of a mentally unstable, wifebeating, drug snorting alcoholic.

I read the papers and I've not seen a damn thing that suggests that Lita has that sort of lifestyle. "He strikes me.." very much sounds like this is all going on in your imagination.

I can understand that you might not like him because he scores goals regularly for a club that are sort of local rivals, and that we're used to being better than, who are now lording it over us packing in 25,0000 plus in the premiership.

However, your line of attacks sounds, if I'm being generous, like lazy fucking stereotyping, and if I'm being realistic like plain old racism.

I think you're more likely to be the cunt frankly. And you're fucking semi-illiterate. I can tolerate typos and bad spelling but you can't even manage to put together a sentence. We're you drunk when you posted this or are you just thick?

1/ Excessive swearing is a sign of poor vocabulary

2/ There is no such word as "semi-illiterate"

3/ Should read "were"

So all in all your point may stand, however, you yourself seem to be "semi-illiterate."

I don't think two uses of the word "fucking" in the entire post, responding to a post that was largely made up of swear words and inarticulate grunting is at all excessive.

"Fuck that shit. He's a cunt!" This one of yours is fully 1/3 fuck and cunt. I'm nowhere near that.

Clearly there is no such "word" as semi-illiterate, it's the word illiterate with the prefix semi (meaning half or partly). I guess semi-literate would have been more correct, but the meaning is fairly clear isn't it?

Oh and perhaps I should have included the odd mis-use of the apostrophe in my list of tolerable grammatical mistakes, as there are usually about 20 in any thread over more than 2 pages. Sorry about that, I thought what I'd written had made it clear enough that [i]I[/i] was not one of those pedantic pricks that go through someones posts pointing out all their spelling mistakes and grammatical slips. All I have problems with is reading stuff like:

"I ask see him sitting in the VIP bit of club thinks he the mustard with loads of young ladies dripping off him while he slimes all over them cunt cunt cunt!"

Which I'll admit has enough English words in it to form a sentence, but hasn't actually managed to find an order that could constitute one. But that, more importantly, is just a hateful jealous rant, with hints of racism, that doesn't even have the redeeming feature of being funny.

I can see how my misuse of an apostrophe undermines my argument though. OOH I hate that!

My farts stink tonight.

Mine too Sonic, I farted at work today and for a split second I actually thought I'd shit myself it stunk so bad, it bloody lingered for ages too, the kind of fart that smell stains anything it comes into contact with.