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Title: No valentine cards for ben.
Post by: flammableBen on Wednesday, February 14, 2007, 11:32:37
nobody loves me.


Title: No valentine cards for ben.
Post by: Bushey Boy on Wednesday, February 14, 2007, 11:41:40
:D   I am blaming my lack of cards on the post hadnt arrived when I left, I will when I get home have words with my cat, mr bojangles, as he clearly would have eat them all


Title: No valentine cards for ben.
Post by: fatbury on Wednesday, February 14, 2007, 11:45:49
got 2 YAY!! - one of them arrived at work .. covered in lipstick and I havent a bloody clue who it was from!


Title: No valentine cards for ben.
Post by: Fred Elliot on Wednesday, February 14, 2007, 11:47:39
Quote from: "fatbury"
got 2 YAY!! - one of them arrived at work .. covered in lipstick and I havent a bloody clue who it was from!


 :shock:

Fucking hell !


Title: No valentine cards for ben.
Post by: Bushey Boy on Wednesday, February 14, 2007, 11:50:34
I didnt give a flying hoot about valentines but fuck me if fatbury can get 2 im fucked!!!!

Fatters do you have a mum and a sister by any chance?


Title: No valentine cards for ben.
Post by: STFCBird on Wednesday, February 14, 2007, 12:03:39
I got beautiful roses delivered to work  :D

p.s Ben I love you, I just didn't know your address  :(  :wink:


Title: No valentine cards for ben.
Post by: flammableBen on Wednesday, February 14, 2007, 12:13:02
Thanks birdy that's cheered me up a bit.


Title: No valentine cards for ben.
Post by: STFC_Gazza on Wednesday, February 14, 2007, 12:33:00
I'm an ugly fucker and hence received nothin except a kick in the bollocks when I asked someone if they would be my valentine!


Title: No valentine cards for ben.
Post by: STFCBird on Wednesday, February 14, 2007, 12:35:21
Quote from: "flammableBen"
Thanks birdy that's cheered me up a bit.


How about I buy you a pint and shout you a fag next time I see you  :D


Title: No valentine cards for ben.
Post by: flammableBen on Wednesday, February 14, 2007, 12:46:34
Quote from: "STFCBird"
Quote from: "flammableBen"
Thanks birdy that's cheered me up a bit.


How about I buy you a pint and shout you a fag next time I see you  :D


I think I love you.


Title: No valentine cards for ben.
Post by: DV on Wednesday, February 14, 2007, 12:55:23
if there was ever anything to send a man into an instant state of sucidial depression this quote would be it


Quote from: "fatbury"
got 2 YAY!! - one of them arrived at work .. covered in lipstick and I havent a bloody clue who it was from!


Title: No valentine cards for ben.
Post by: jayohaitchenn on Wednesday, February 14, 2007, 12:56:09
Quote from: "STFC_Gazza"
I'm an ugly fucker and hence received nothin except a kick in the bollocks when I asked someone if they would be my valentine!


why don't you ask Mike Bowden?


Title: No valentine cards for ben.
Post by: red macca on Wednesday, February 14, 2007, 12:59:12
I got 3


Title: No valentine cards for ben.
Post by: Chubbs on Wednesday, February 14, 2007, 13:02:42
do Texts count? if so im on par with fatters, wohoo


Title: No valentine cards for ben.
Post by: flammableBen on Wednesday, February 14, 2007, 13:04:10
I'm gonna cook myself breakfast to cheer me up.


Title: No valentine cards for ben.
Post by: STFCBird on Wednesday, February 14, 2007, 13:19:48
Quote from: "Chubbs"
do Texts count? if so im on par with fatters, wohoo


were they all from Larwood?


Title: No valentine cards for ben.
Post by: fatbury on Wednesday, February 14, 2007, 13:20:21
Quote from: "Bushey Boy"
I didnt give a flying hoot about valentines but fuck me if fatbury can get 2 im fucked!!!!

Fatters do you have a mum and a sister by any chance?


Yes I have a mum but no I dont have a sister - and no my mum couldnt even be arsed to send my dad a valentine let alone me!


Title: No valentine cards for ben.
Post by: Bushey Boy on Wednesday, February 14, 2007, 13:26:20
come on mate, if you got two I have an 8" cock and lets face it its always cold

 :D


Title: No valentine cards for ben.
Post by: Chubbs on Wednesday, February 14, 2007, 13:27:31
Quote from: "STFCBird"
Quote from: "Chubbs"
do Texts count? if so im on par with fatters, wohoo


were they all from Larwood?


i wish :boohoo:


Title: No valentine cards for ben.
Post by: STFCBird on Wednesday, February 14, 2007, 13:30:44
Quote from: "Bushey Boy"
come on mate, if you got two I have an 8" cock and lets face it its always cold

 :D


 :Ride On Fatbury's Lovestick:   :wink:


Title: No valentine cards for ben.
Post by: Bushey Boy on Wednesday, February 14, 2007, 13:39:56
lucy it is true, as soon as I flop it out the temparature drops and it becomes insignificant


Title: No valentine cards for ben.
Post by: STFCBird on Wednesday, February 14, 2007, 13:43:21
Quote from: "Bushey Boy"
lucy it is true, as soon as I flop it out the temparature drops and it becomes insignificant


Have you ever thought of doing it in front of the fire, or maybe with the right woman?  :wink:


Title: No valentine cards for ben.
Post by: Sade on Wednesday, February 14, 2007, 13:52:14
:D I got one. Yey. And my grandad bought me a little valentine teddy bear bless him.


Title: No valentine cards for ben.
Post by: Bushey Boy on Wednesday, February 14, 2007, 13:52:42
ha ha ha ha ha, these thoughts have crossed my mind however since the infamous twix incident things just have not been the same#

talking of twixs some lad come up to me at dorcan and said ha ha ha ash (I was like whos are you!) I got shown some funny photos of you and a twix bar on someones phone, I was liek GREAT


Title: No valentine cards for ben.
Post by: STFCBird on Wednesday, February 14, 2007, 13:55:00
Quote from: "Bushey Boy"
ha ha ha ha ha, these thoughts have crossed my mind however since the infamous twix incident things just have not been the same#

talking of twixs some lad come up to me at dorcan and said ha ha ha ash (I was like whos are you!) I got shown some funny photos of you and a twix bar on someones phone, I was liek GREAT


Ash you are ace,  :Ride On Fatbury's Lovestick:


Title: No valentine cards for ben.
Post by: Chubbs on Wednesday, February 14, 2007, 14:12:41
i wanna see


Title: No valentine cards for ben.
Post by: STFCBird on Wednesday, February 14, 2007, 14:13:10
I bet it's bigger than your avatar chubbs


Title: No valentine cards for ben.
Post by: Mexicano Rojo on Wednesday, February 14, 2007, 14:15:47
sadie does tails know youve been get a face load from your grandad?


Title: No valentine cards for ben.
Post by: sonic youth on Wednesday, February 14, 2007, 16:14:40
Quote from: "fatbury"
got 2 YAY!! - one of them arrived at work .. covered in lipstick and I havent a bloody clue who it was from!


Where's the razorblades?  :?

I haven't had any valentines cards for a long long time.


Title: No valentine cards for ben.
Post by: Chubbs on Wednesday, February 14, 2007, 16:35:34
Quote from: "STFCBird"
I bet it's bigger than your avatar chubbs


ye i had a bit of trouble with it haha, i thought it was time the xmas avatar went.


Title: No valentine cards for ben.
Post by: Simon Pieman on Wednesday, February 14, 2007, 17:39:46
Fatbury's were from Pook and Rhys Evans


Title: No valentine cards for ben.
Post by: Leggett on Wednesday, February 14, 2007, 17:44:36
what the fuck. if fatbury got 2 cards from proper actual women, who he does not pay for sex or cuddles or anything like that, i will eat my own face.


Title: No valentine cards for ben.
Post by: Danjackson10 on Wednesday, February 14, 2007, 18:02:35
I FUCKING HATE VALENTINES DAY! Arghhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh!


Title: No valentine cards for ben.
Post by: Spud on Wednesday, February 14, 2007, 18:03:26
Quote from: "simon pieman"
Fatbury's were from Pook and Rhys Evans


Don't forget his mate Paul Trollope.  :roll:


Title: No valentine cards for ben.
Post by: DV on Wednesday, February 14, 2007, 18:05:31
.....and one from his source


Title: No valentine cards for ben.
Post by: Spud on Wednesday, February 14, 2007, 18:05:55
Quote from: "DV85"
.....and one from his source


 :soapy tit wank:


Title: No valentine cards for ben.
Post by: Simon Pieman on Wednesday, February 14, 2007, 18:08:21
Maybe his source is Paul Trollope  :|


Title: No valentine cards for ben.
Post by: Sade on Wednesday, February 14, 2007, 18:10:57
Quote from: "mexico red"
sadie does tails know youve been get a face load from your grandad?


He was there.


Title: No valentine cards for ben.
Post by: Samdy Gray on Wednesday, February 14, 2007, 18:17:23
Quote from: "Sade"
Quote from: "mexico red"
sadie does tails know youve been get a face load from your grandad?


He was there.


 :shock:

I think that went straight over your head little Sade.


Title: No valentine cards for ben.
Post by: Samdy Gray on Wednesday, February 14, 2007, 18:19:33
I got one valentines card. It was from the missus though.


Title: No valentine cards for ben.
Post by: Simon Pieman on Wednesday, February 14, 2007, 18:21:44
Quote from: "sam_stfc"
Quote from: "Sade"
Quote from: "mexico red"
sadie does tails know youve been get a face load from your grandad?


He was there.


 :shock:

I think that went straight over your head little Sade.


I think you'll find it went straight on her head


Title: No valentine cards for ben.
Post by: flammableBen on Wednesday, February 14, 2007, 18:30:17
Quote from: "Danjackson10"
I FUCKING HATE VALENTINES DAY! Arghhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh!


I've decided that Rasta Jews don't celebrate valentines day because we don't believe jesus was that son of god.


Title: No valentine cards for ben.
Post by: Sade on Wednesday, February 14, 2007, 18:31:15
Quote from: "simon pieman"
Quote from: "sam_stfc"
Quote from: "Sade"
Quote from: "mexico red"
sadie does tails know youve been get a face load from your grandad?


He was there.


 :shock:

I think that went straight over your head little Sade.


I think you'll find it went straight on her head


In the eyes.


Title: No valentine cards for ben.
Post by: hansgruber on Wednesday, February 14, 2007, 18:45:20
No cards for Gruber this year again. Pffffffff


Title: No valentine cards for ben.
Post by: Sussex on Wednesday, February 14, 2007, 18:54:35
Quote from: "fatbury"
got 2 YAY!! - one of them arrived at work .. covered in lipstick and I havent a bloody clue who it was from!


Fatters, the card from your mum doesn't count and the one you sent to yourself at work to look cool in front of the rest of the office is cheating. Nice try though.

I did get two though.


Title: No valentine cards for ben.
Post by: Simon Pieman on Wednesday, February 14, 2007, 18:59:10
Sussex, the card from your mum doesn't count and the one you sent to yourself at work to look cool in front of the rest of the office is cheating. Nice try though.


Title: No valentine cards for ben.
Post by: Sussex on Wednesday, February 14, 2007, 19:01:56
Rumbled. Bugger.


Title: No valentine cards for ben.
Post by: sonic youth on Wednesday, February 14, 2007, 19:03:01
I got a valentines message from The Hoff.


Title: No valentine cards for ben.
Post by: Danjackson10 on Wednesday, February 14, 2007, 19:16:19
Quote from: "flammableBen"
Quote from: "Danjackson10"
I FUCKING HATE VALENTINES DAY! Arghhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh!


I've decided that Rasta Jews don't celebrate valentines day because we don't believe jesus was that son of god.



I forgot about the way of the rasta jew! For it would be a mega-sin to get a valentines card!


Title: No valentine cards for ben.
Post by: flammableBen on Wednesday, February 14, 2007, 19:21:43
Quote from: "Danjackson10"
Quote from: "flammableBen"
Quote from: "Danjackson10"
I FUCKING HATE VALENTINES DAY! Arghhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh!


I've decided that Rasta Jews don't celebrate valentines day because we don't believe jesus was that son of god.



I forgot about the way of the rasta jew! For it would be a mega-sin to get a valentines card!


Indeed, you would have been tag teamed by Bob Marley and Moses.


Title: No valentine cards for ben.
Post by: Danjackson10 on Wednesday, February 14, 2007, 19:30:16
Quote from: "flammableBen"
Quote from: "Danjackson10"
Quote from: "flammableBen"
Quote from: "Danjackson10"
I FUCKING HATE VALENTINES DAY! Arghhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh!


I've decided that Rasta Jews don't celebrate valentines day because we don't believe jesus was that son of god.



I forgot about the way of the rasta jew! For it would be a mega-sin to get a valentines card!


Indeed, you would have been tag teamed by Bob Marley and Moses.


 8) sweet :soapy tit wank:


Title: No valentine cards for ben.
Post by: Fred Elliot on Wednesday, February 14, 2007, 19:48:36
Quote from: "sam_stfc"
I got one valentines card. It was from the missus though.


I got fuck all

I dont think Lisa is a very happy bunny with me at the moment


Title: No valentine cards for ben.
Post by: sonic youth on Wednesday, February 14, 2007, 19:55:03
What's your email, Fred?


Title: No valentine cards for ben.
Post by: Fred Elliot on Wednesday, February 14, 2007, 19:59:13
[email protected]

 :D


Title: No valentine cards for ben.
Post by: Fred Elliot on Wednesday, February 14, 2007, 20:05:20
Ah


Thanks Sonic !


Title: No valentine cards for ben.
Post by: Bushey Boy on Wednesday, February 14, 2007, 21:17:51
sonic son can I have one (a card not a woohoo like sussex would give me)