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Title: fuckity fuckity cunt cunt. Post by: flammableBen on Tuesday, February 13, 2007, 20:18:33 If you cut up some chilli's don't scratch your arse without washing your hands. Even if it is a few hours afterwards.
FFS it's not as if I stuck a finger up my bum hole whilst having a wank, it was just the top bit where your butt crack ends and your back starts. I hope others can learn from my experiences. Title: fuckity fuckity cunt cunt. Post by: land_of_bo on Tuesday, February 13, 2007, 20:26:44 The other day I cut up chillis and was then off out to play snooker. I wear contacts when I play snooker, and only when I play snooker, forgetting to wash hands equalled fucking stingy eyes.
FB, you have my deepest sympathy. Just don't scratch your balls. The skin there is quite thin and that also + a couple of hours of stinging discomfort. Title: fuckity fuckity cunt cunt. Post by: flammableBen on Tuesday, February 13, 2007, 20:28:47 Quote from: "land_of_bo" The other day I cut up chillis and was then off out to play snooker. I wear contacts when I play snooker, and only when I play snooker, forgetting to wash hands equalled fucking stingy eyes. FB, you have my deepest sympathy. Just don't scratc your balls. The skin there is quite thin and that also + a couple of hours of stinging discomfort. I did the balls thing once as well . You thought I would have learnt. This burning has subsided now. Hallelujah! Title: fuckity fuckity cunt cunt. Post by: Barry Scott on Tuesday, February 13, 2007, 20:31:32 I pick my nose all the time. I also cook with Chilli all the time.
Picking your nose after touching chilli leaves a pretty annoying sensation. Title: fuckity fuckity cunt cunt. Post by: blinkpip on Tuesday, February 13, 2007, 20:32:22 fuck me, it's like the young ones on here. :Ride On Fatbury's Lovestick:
Title: fuckity fuckity cunt cunt. Post by: pumbaa on Tuesday, February 13, 2007, 22:44:08 Quote from: "Barry Scott" I pick my nose all the time. I also cook with Chilli all the time. Picking your nose after touching chilli leaves a pretty annoying sensation. I'll wager you never suffer from a cold though... Title: fuckity fuckity cunt cunt. Post by: Fred Elliot on Tuesday, February 13, 2007, 23:04:54 A classic TEF thread
It should be preserved for ever Well done Benjamin ! :toppost: Title: fuckity fuckity cunt cunt. Post by: Sade on Tuesday, February 13, 2007, 23:06:14 :Ride On Fatbury's Lovestick: Slightly grosse, very random and very odd.....an ordinary post for FB.ace.
Title: fuckity fuckity cunt cunt. Post by: pauld on Tuesday, February 13, 2007, 23:18:38 :Ride On Fatbury's Lovestick: Fucking class.
Title: fuckity fuckity cunt cunt. Post by: Whits on Tuesday, February 13, 2007, 23:23:41 ben your my hero 8) :Ride On Fatbury's Lovestick:
Title: fuckity fuckity cunt cunt. Post by: BB12 on Tuesday, February 13, 2007, 23:35:34 I once rubbed 'Deep Heat' on my lower back and then shortly afterwards scratched my spuds...
Just once mind....... Title: fuckity fuckity cunt cunt. Post by: Simon Pieman on Tuesday, February 13, 2007, 23:58:30 Quote from: "BB12" I once rubbed 'Deep Heat' on my lower back and then shortly afterwards scratched my spuds... Just once mind....... I know someone who took a piss shortly after warming up before a cricket match. Needless to say we could hear his screaming in the bog from outside Title: fuckity fuckity cunt cunt. Post by: flammableBen on Wednesday, February 14, 2007, 00:01:03 Is deep heat really that bad? I think I've only used it once, the rest of the time I've been to ace to bother. Maybe they should invent some sort of "deep tight moist" gel instead.
Title: Re: fuckity fuckity cunt cunt. Post by: Fred Elliot on Wednesday, February 14, 2007, 00:03:59 Quote from: "flammableBen" FFS it's not as if I stuck a finger up my bum hole whilst having a wank, it was just the top bit where your butt crack ends and your back starts. Sorry, but had to highlight this. This part made me cry tears of pure joy Title: fuckity fuckity cunt cunt. Post by: Simon Pieman on Wednesday, February 14, 2007, 00:05:41 Ben's bum does that to people
Title: fuckity fuckity cunt cunt. Post by: pumbaa on Saturday, February 17, 2007, 17:30:28 Ben - I've sent you some Scotch Bonnets in your new capacity as TEF Professional scratch your arse after chopping chilli's tester.
Beware - these are hotter than regular chilli's, so none of you amateur arse scratchers try this until Ben has confirmed its safe to do so. I can send you a Test Instruction sheet with pass/fail criteria if you like, to make it more official...your call. Good luck fella. Title: fuckity fuckity cunt cunt. Post by: flammableBen on Saturday, February 17, 2007, 17:36:10 Quote from: "coxernator" Ben - I've sent you some Scotch Bonnets in your new capacity as TEF Professional scratch your arse after chopping chilli's tester. Beware - these are hotter than regular chilli's, so none of you amateur arse scratchers try this until Ben has confirmed its safe to do so. I can send you a Test Instruction sheet with pass/fail criteria if you like, to make it more official...your call. Good luck fella. Aceness. :D Title: fuckity fuckity cunt cunt. Post by: millom red on Sunday, February 18, 2007, 04:09:24 Quote from: "blinkpip" fuck me, it's like the young ones on here. :Ride On Fatbury's Lovestick: So who's viv, who's neil etc etc then Blinkpip?. Flammable could be Neil....Bushey could be Mike.....Fred,Sonic or indeed Sam could pass as the ultra militant rick? Anymore? :P |