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Lisa just returned from taking our dog over the fields with the dog trailing a stream of blood behind her.

Being a Springer and loopy to fuck she bounds everywhere, straight on a broken cider bottle concealed by the snow.

She has sliced through an artery that runs up the back of her leg by her dew claw.

Been to the vets and it is a night in doggie hospital for Bonnie and a 400.00 bill for Fred !

Thanks cunts

At least when I get pissed up on a park bench I dispose of my empty's responsibly

the solution is to always take your empty bottles of Tia Maria to bed with you  :wink:

fucking cunts. I'm always responsible enough to buy plastic bottles.

exactly Rich

Take them home kids !

litter,glass and dog shit really fucks me off.

I hate it when polar bears are hiding in the snow and then eat your pet penguin.

Dog shit is the worse! there seems to be loads of that around West Swindon at the moment! everywhere you walk you have to watch your step! what is the world coming to eh?

Im going to let Bonnie shit all over their lawns when she is better  8)

http://www.petplan.co.uk/

Obviously too late on this occasion but well worth it anyway, especially if your dog is a mentalist :nod:

Christ yeah, fucking proper annoying that. Nothing worse than losing your pet penguin.

someone made the mistake of letting their dog shit outside my house a few years back.
they ended up wearing it!

Only kids leave broken cider bottles lying around, obviously...

Already got it OST

However, it is one of those..................you pay the vet then claim it back jobbies

Stop fucking moaning then 8)

I blame the parents............................

Just bracing myself for the inevitable arguments that will ensue with the fucking insurance company OST

I know them Blackcurrant, they are always hanging around that area of the park pissed out of their skulls on Cider and 20-20

get some vigilante action on the go then!

I am going to pick up all the dogshit in the park, put it in a carrier bag and post it through their letter boxes

Oh right... i just thought you'd just slipped into old folk mode... :D

No..............not this time :old:

In all honesty they ruin the place.

Jenna said that they broke into her school today and started lobbing snowballs at the classroom windows

good honest british lads! they make Britain GREAT! :soapy tit wank:

I have a springer to  :D

not that, that helps you at all here

Fair bloody play I say!  I never understood why some inconsiderate fuckwits do that, I mean, if they really think "oh, it's only a bit of dog turd", why don't they have the decency to keep it on their own property?  

Grrr.

Seriouisly - do they still sell that  :o

what flavour would you like madame ?

fair play i fucking hate dogs, good job he didnt jump on the dog land mine ive left out.

cunt  8)

Awwww poor Pup ive found the insurance companys to be suprisingly ok when ive had to claim in the past.

Cheers YR

Its our first claim in 7 years surprisingly

Just had a call that she can come home tonight, as long as we administer the tablets ourselves

Well, not unless you're offering it for spares...

Not a happy baby !!!

http://i109.photobucket.com/albums/n70/FredElliot_2006/IMGP0055.jpg

she is still trying to jump over the furniture, run up the stairs, play out in the snow........

FFS you have just had an operation to sew up an artery ! ..... I am supposed to be keeping you quiet

Fucking mental dog !!!

Ace tho

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http://www.cat-urine.net/images/wallpapers/cat_wallpaper2_1024x768.jpg

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ace

I am trying to keep her quiet


but the foxes are about !

Your dog looks stoned.

shes has just been under anesthetic and I have given her some tablets to try and keep her still.





































Oh yeah...........................and she ate my stash

Stoned dogs tend to lie around on the floor drooling a lot. Me and a few mates have accidentally hotboxed a room with the dog in there before, honest.

bit like me then

I blame the council!

went to a park the other day, carier bag of empty glass bottles the kids spotted had been tied up but later ripped open. Was meeting my parents who went on a rant about kids etc etc. I looked around and there was no bin within 200m. If you go through the trouble of baging up your waste you would put it in the bin if there was one, yes you should take it home if there isn't a bin but you can't do that if you are a 13 year old who's just drank 2 gallonhjs of white lightning!

ps love to the dog fred, does she have to wear one of those cone things on her head?!!