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Title: Marino Keith
Post by: Iffy's Onion Bhaji on Wednesday, March 2, 2005, 11:18:51
he has moved to colchester. how many strickers have they got? about 5?


Title: Marino Keith
Post by: STFCBird on Wednesday, March 2, 2005, 11:23:42
what are strickers??  :Ride On Fatbury's Lovestick


Title: Marino Keith
Post by: Iffy's Onion Bhaji on Wednesday, March 2, 2005, 11:25:58
yeah ok well it was miss typed thanx for pointing that out  :D


Title: Marino Keith
Post by: le god cuervo on Wednesday, March 2, 2005, 11:26:15
colchester have just sold craig fagan to hull, so they probably got keith to replace him


Title: Marino Keith
Post by: STFC_Chris on Wednesday, March 2, 2005, 11:27:53
http://www.autogallery.org.ru/k/s/37stricker3PS_mobilede.jpg

That is a stricker. Apparently it is a soviet motorcycle....now you know. :D


Title: Marino Keith
Post by: Iffy's Onion Bhaji on Wednesday, March 2, 2005, 11:32:49
well that looks like what people in colchester use to get about


Title: Marino Keith
Post by: walrus on Wednesday, March 2, 2005, 11:40:28
He's the cunt who scored the 90th minute winner against us at the CG last season  :cry:  What a game that was.

What's this player King is on the trail of - anyone got any idea with the clues he has given?  Vinny Samways?!   8)


Title: Marino Keith
Post by: janaage on Wednesday, March 2, 2005, 11:44:05
ooooooooooooooh Vinnie Samways, he's doing well in Spain at the minute isn't he?


Title: Marino Keith
Post by: Iffy's Onion Bhaji on Wednesday, March 2, 2005, 11:46:16
who the hell is Vinny Samways?


Title: Marino Keith
Post by: Titch on Wednesday, March 2, 2005, 11:50:55
played for Spurs, very good player!


Title: Marino Keith
Post by: Iffy's Onion Bhaji on Wednesday, March 2, 2005, 11:52:10
you reckon king can persuade him to come to us? hahaha you must be joking!


Title: Marino Keith
Post by: walrus on Wednesday, March 2, 2005, 11:53:55
It was a joke, but he fits the description!!!   8)

Anyone have any other ideas - read his interview on the official site.  More players?  I'd like to see Howard and Nicholas get a fucking game first off...!


Title: Marino Keith
Post by: Iffy's Onion Bhaji on Wednesday, March 2, 2005, 11:57:40
Nicholas deserves a game but not Howard because he is a fat pile of shit!


Title: Marino Keith
Post by: Reg Smeeton on Wednesday, March 2, 2005, 11:58:14
Quote from: "janaage77"
ooooooooooooooh Vinnie Samways, he's doing well in Spain at the minute isn't he?


 Samways came back from Spain.....where he held the distinction of being the dirtiest player in the Primera Liga, and turned out for Walsall in the 2 seasons previous to this.

 Don't think he's still there, and not sure where he is now.......when he was turning out for Real Mallorca, he was also running a bar, so he might have gone back to that.


Title: Marino Keith
Post by: Iffy's Onion Bhaji on Wednesday, March 2, 2005, 12:12:32
that might be why he may come to us (not) can we really afford another striker anyway?


Title: Marino Keith
Post by: janaage on Wednesday, March 2, 2005, 12:17:36
He's not a striker, he's a midfielder.


Title: Marino Keith
Post by: Iffy's Onion Bhaji on Wednesday, March 2, 2005, 12:19:07
oh ok thanks for that (i didnt know who he was) can we afford another player?


Title: Marino Keith
Post by: janaage on Wednesday, March 2, 2005, 12:21:21
It be honest with you Richard, I haven't got a fucking clue.


Title: Marino Keith
Post by: walrus on Wednesday, March 2, 2005, 12:21:24
apparently so according to King.  Can't see who he would replace though, as there aren't really any weak links.  Hell even Ifil is on the bench.  Perhaps he's looking for a proper orthodox right winger having seen the benefits Holmes has brought down the left (though still not as good as Howard!)  :x


Title: Marino Keith
Post by: Iffy's Onion Bhaji on Wednesday, March 2, 2005, 12:23:48
Quote from: "Walrus"
apparently so according to King.  Can't see who he would replace though, as there aren't really any weak links.  Hell even Ifil is on the bench.  Perhaps he's looking for a proper orthodox right winger having seen the benefits Holmes has brought down the left (though still not as good as Howard!)  :x
steve robinson perhaps?


Title: Marino Keith
Post by: walrus on Wednesday, March 2, 2005, 12:31:42
Steve Robinson isn't in the first team (I meant in terms for First XI).  The funds may be coming though from a player being released - my money being on Robinson, who does deserves to be involved more, but like Nicholas has been frozen out, possibly for shagging King's wife.

Is it wrong I had a dream about having sex with King's wife last night and I'm 18, and have no idea what she looks like?  It's the first dream I've had in ages as well....  I'm not right upstairs.  She was a headmistress in my secondary school....  despite me now being at college.  Yeah....

I'll get my coat  :arrow:


Title: Marino Keith
Post by: Iffy's Onion Bhaji on Wednesday, March 2, 2005, 12:33:32
Taxi for Walrus!


Title: Marino Keith
Post by: walrus on Wednesday, March 2, 2005, 12:35:30
What can I say?  I have odd dreams!  :--


Title: Marino Keith
Post by: Iffy's Onion Bhaji on Wednesday, March 2, 2005, 12:37:43
what bought that on?  :soapy tit wank:


Title: Marino Keith
Post by: Simon Pieman on Wednesday, March 2, 2005, 12:37:53
The player that is coming back from abroad but has played in the premiership is Michael Owen. You heard it here first


Title: Marino Keith
Post by: Iffy's Onion Bhaji on Wednesday, March 2, 2005, 12:41:45
:beers


Title: Marino Keith
Post by: Iffy's Onion Bhaji on Wednesday, March 2, 2005, 12:42:21
do i hear my sarcasm detector going off si?


Title: Marino Keith
Post by: Simon Pieman on Wednesday, March 2, 2005, 12:43:23
no, you just did a really loud, squeeky fart


Title: Marino Keith
Post by: le god cuervo on Wednesday, March 2, 2005, 12:56:24
it could be one of the english players souness took to benfica ages ago? i cant remember who they were off the top of my head, but phil babb comes to mind, and steve harkness???


Title: Marino Keith
Post by: walrus on Wednesday, March 2, 2005, 12:59:16
Babb came back to Sunderland, plus we really don't need another defender.


Title: Marino Keith
Post by: janaage on Wednesday, March 2, 2005, 13:02:09
Mike marsh was another, he'd be about as old as Reg by now!!  No offence just that we need someone slightly younger than Reg tearing around our midfield!


Title: Marino Keith
Post by: Iffy's Onion Bhaji on Wednesday, March 2, 2005, 13:02:41
Quote from: "Walrus"
Babb came back to Sunderland, plus we really don't need another defender.
very true. we need a midfielder me thinks


Title: Marino Keith
Post by: walrus on Wednesday, March 2, 2005, 13:07:56
Quote from: "Rich"
Quote from: "Walrus"
Babb came back to Sunderland, plus we really don't need another defender.
very true. we need a midfielder me thinks


To replace who?  The on-fire Smith, King's lovechild Hewlett, the sexy Lee Holmes or the inconsistent Igoe?  Probably Igoe, though if it's another signing to push Howard down the order I'll murder....  :evil:


Title: Marino Keith
Post by: Iffy's Onion Bhaji on Wednesday, March 2, 2005, 13:11:07
Howard! he sucks! or robinson or hewlett (why king keeps playing him i will never know)


Title: Marino Keith
Post by: le god cuervo on Wednesday, March 2, 2005, 13:24:06
Quote from: "Rich"
Quote from: "Walrus"
Babb came back to Sunderland, plus we really don't need another defender.
very true. we need a midfielder me thinks


they are the only players i could think of apart from owen, beckham & harte that are abroad & have played in the prem. i wasn't suggesting he would be a good player for us... same reason someone said vinny samways, there aren't many that spring to mind


Title: Marino Keith
Post by: walrus on Wednesday, March 2, 2005, 13:38:30
Harte would be ideal, we need a left back.  Possible loan deal, he is getting on?  Very good free kick taker also.  Would combine excellently with Howard  :D


Title: Marino Keith
Post by: Simon Pieman on Wednesday, March 2, 2005, 13:42:11
walrus wants :mooney  sex with Howard


Title: Marino Keith
Post by: Zurich Red on Wednesday, March 2, 2005, 13:43:15
Doesn't have to be a British player. Could be Veron, Crespo...or some unheard of Ukranian who once played a couple of games for Barnsley.


Title: Marino Keith
Post by: Iffy's Onion Bhaji on Wednesday, March 2, 2005, 13:49:11
Quote from: "Zurich Red"
Doesn't have to be a British player. Could be Veron, Crespo...or some unheard of Ukranian who once played a couple of games for Barnsley.
dream on!


Title: Marino Keith
Post by: le god cuervo on Wednesday, March 2, 2005, 13:55:51
Quote from: "Zurich Red"
Doesn't have to be a British player. Could be Veron, Crespo...or some unheard of Ukranian who once played a couple of games for Barnsley.


jan aage fjortoft !!!


Title: Marino Keith
Post by: Reg Smeeton on Wednesday, March 2, 2005, 14:06:53
Quote
Is it wrong I had a dream about having sex with King's wife last night and I'm 18, and have no idea what she looks like? It's the first dream I've had in ages as well.... I'm not right upstairs. She was a headmistress in my secondary school.... despite me now being at college. Yeah....


  King's missus is or was a teacher......


Title: Marino Keith
Post by: walrus on Wednesday, March 2, 2005, 14:09:18
Quote from: "Zurich Red"
Doesn't have to be a British player. Could be Veron, Crespo...or some unheard of Ukranian who once played a couple of games for Barnsley.


Yeh but Gareth Edds (or Ruster if you count him) was the last non-British player we had and King froze him out - King doesn't like foreigners.  My money's on Harte  :D


Title: Marino Keith
Post by: walrus on Wednesday, March 2, 2005, 14:09:47
Quote from: "Reg Smeeton"
Quote
Is it wrong I had a dream about having sex with King's wife last night and I'm 18, and have no idea what she looks like? It's the first dream I've had in ages as well.... I'm not right upstairs. She was a headmistress in my secondary school.... despite me now being at college. Yeah....


  King's missus is or was a teacher......


Really?  consciously I didn't know that, slightly worrying....  She was really good as well....


Title: Marino Keith
Post by: Reg Smeeton on Wednesday, March 2, 2005, 14:16:47
Mike Marsh......WTF he made a career out of getting Conference teams to the league and then leaving because his insurance payout for injury said he couldn't play league football......

    2 possibles for players abroad......neither has played in the Prem, but James Quinn ex of Wilhelm III, has just returned to Sheff Wed,  King may be thiking he played for WBA in the Prem on their last visit, but he didn't.

   Steven McPhee, went to Beira Mar in the summer turning down the Shitty, doesn't fit the billl but would be a good Parkin replacement.


Title: Marino Keith
Post by: Boeta on Wednesday, March 2, 2005, 16:27:05
Quote from: "Reg Smeeton"
Quote from: "janaage77"
ooooooooooooooh Vinnie Samways, he's doing well in Spain at the minute isn't he?


 Samways came back from Spain.....where he held the distinction of being the dirtiest player in the Primera Liga, and turned out for Walsall in the 2 seasons previous to this.

 Don't think he's still there, and not sure where he is now.......when he was turning out for Real Mallorca, he was also running a bar, so he might have gone back to that.

Wasn't it Las Palmas?


Title: Marino Keith
Post by: OOH! SHAUN TAYLOR on Wednesday, March 2, 2005, 16:59:58
Quote from: "Boeta"
Quote from: "Reg Smeeton"
Quote from: "janaage77"
ooooooooooooooh Vinnie Samways, he's doing well in Spain at the minute isn't he?


 Samways came back from Spain.....where he held the distinction of being the dirtiest player in the Primera Liga, and turned out for Walsall in the 2 seasons previous to this.

 Don't think he's still there, and not sure where he is now.......when he was turning out for Real Mallorca, he was also running a bar, so he might have gone back to that.

Wasn't it Las Palmas?

Could it be Reg got something WRONG??????? :jaw1


Title: Marino Keith
Post by: Reg Smeeton on Wednesday, March 2, 2005, 17:50:58
Yep should be Las Palmas......I'm not infallible, unlike the Pope.


Title: Marino Keith
Post by: strooood on Wednesday, March 2, 2005, 17:57:13
Quote from: "Walrus"
Quote from: "Zurich Red"
Doesn't have to be a British player. Could be Veron, Crespo...or some unheard of Ukranian who once played a couple of games for Barnsley.


Yeh but Gareth Edds (or Ruster if you count him) was the last non-British player we had and King froze him out - King doesn't like foreigners.  My money's on Harte  :D


yea walrus you are so correct on that one, i mean everyone knows miglioranzi and fallon are both illusions thus not counting as non brits  :roll:


Title: Marino Keith
Post by: Simon Pieman on Wednesday, March 2, 2005, 18:03:00
not to mention duke....he's scottish  :wink:


Title: Marino Keith
Post by: STFCDude on Wednesday, March 2, 2005, 18:41:15
We are gonna get the crock of shite that is Jonathan Woodgate........ :shock:


Title: Marino Keith
Post by: Johno on Wednesday, March 2, 2005, 21:12:39
so, no one actually knows anything. read thorugh all that for no reason at all!  :(


Title: Marino Keith
Post by: Reg Smeeton on Wednesday, March 2, 2005, 21:53:29
Johno, you never know when information may be useful........in years to come you may meet a bird, who'll be mightily impressed that you knew Vinnie Samways played for Las Palmas and not Real Mallorca.


Title: Marino Keith
Post by: Panda Paws on Wednesday, March 2, 2005, 23:45:05
And scored one fuckin' bizarre goal in the 1995 Charity Shield for Everton. I was there.


Title: Marino Keith
Post by: walrus on Thursday, March 3, 2005, 00:00:27
Quote from: "decks-e-tow"
Quote from: "Walrus"
Quote from: "Zurich Red"
Doesn't have to be a British player. Could be Veron, Crespo...or some unheard of Ukranian who once played a couple of games for Barnsley.


Yeh but Gareth Edds (or Ruster if you count him) was the last non-British player we had and King froze him out - King doesn't like foreigners.  My money's on Harte  :D


yea walrus you are so correct on that one, i mean everyone knows miglioranzi and fallon are both illusions thus not counting as non brits  :roll:


Fucking hell can't believe I forgot them  :?

Though Migs has been injured, and Fallon doesn't count.....  :roll:


Title: Marino Keith
Post by: Johno on Thursday, March 3, 2005, 21:59:14
yeh, thanks reg, wise words as usual.  :beers