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Title: I have never.... Post by: Danjackson10 on Tuesday, January 23, 2007, 21:39:41 ....needed a shit so bad! Im bunged up to the eyeballs! I know im a nurse but any suggestion on how to clear the crap would be welcome :) thankyou muchly
Title: Re: I have never.... Post by: Reg Smeeton on Tuesday, January 23, 2007, 21:40:57 Quote from: "Danjackson10" ....needed a shit so bad! Im bunged up to the eyeballs! I know im a nurse but any suggestion on how to clear the crap would be welcome :) thankyou muchly Top thread....not something I've ever suffered from....how about an enema? Title: I have never.... Post by: Simon Pieman on Tuesday, January 23, 2007, 21:41:53 Drink lots of beer.
Title: I have never.... Post by: Whits on Tuesday, January 23, 2007, 21:42:11 maybe a kebab?
Title: I have never.... Post by: Luci on Tuesday, January 23, 2007, 21:42:42 laxatives
Title: I have never.... Post by: Bushey Boy on Tuesday, January 23, 2007, 21:43:50 go for a run it will help it along
Title: I have never.... Post by: DMR on Tuesday, January 23, 2007, 21:44:49 gouge it out chunk by chuck with a sharp implement
Title: I have never.... Post by: flammableBen on Tuesday, January 23, 2007, 21:46:56 chain smoking a few cigarettes always does it for me. Dunno how.
Title: I have never.... Post by: RobertT on Tuesday, January 23, 2007, 21:48:22 prunes, or so I'm told.
I find copious amount of wine does the trick in clearing out the bowels. Title: I have never.... Post by: Fred Elliot on Tuesday, January 23, 2007, 21:48:58 Quote from: "flammableBen" chain smoking a few cigarettes always does it for me. Dunno how. Random to say the least Title: I have never.... Post by: Samdy Gray on Tuesday, January 23, 2007, 21:50:02 Quote from: "dave_m_russell" gouge it out chunk by chuck with a sharp implement I just spat coffee all over my screen :D Title: I have never.... Post by: Fred Elliot on Tuesday, January 23, 2007, 21:50:07 Quote from: "RobertT" I find copious amount of wine does the trick in clearing out the bowels. True I always end up with "black pants" Title: I have never.... Post by: Simon Pieman on Tuesday, January 23, 2007, 21:51:41 Quote from: "flammableBen" chain smoking a few cigarettes always does it for me. Dunno how. It's random but every time I used to go outside for a ciggy at uni I always needed to go for a shit when I got back in? I'm sure you were just taking the Diamandis though Ben Title: I have never.... Post by: flammableBen on Tuesday, January 23, 2007, 21:54:52 Quote from: "simon pieman" Quote from: "flammableBen" chain smoking a few cigarettes always does it for me. Dunno how. It's random but every time I used to go outside for a ciggy at uni I always needed to go for a shit when I got back in? I'm sure you were just taking the Diamandis though Ben Nah I get the same thing. I think it's probably more standing up and going out in the cold than anything else. Might be the same thing which makes you realise you need a slash as soon as you walk out of a pub. Title: I have never.... Post by: Simon Pieman on Tuesday, January 23, 2007, 21:57:33 Quote from: "flammableBen" Quote from: "simon pieman" Quote from: "flammableBen" chain smoking a few cigarettes always does it for me. Dunno how. It's random but every time I used to go outside for a ciggy at uni I always needed to go for a shit when I got back in? I'm sure you were just taking the Diamandis though Ben Nah I get the same thing. I think it's probably more standing up and going out in the cold than anything else. Might be the same thing which makes you realise you need a slash as soon as you walk out of a pub. Yeah that's probably it Ben. I think we have scientifically proven it. Title: I have never.... Post by: RobertT on Tuesday, January 23, 2007, 21:59:43 the desire for needing a slash increases exponentially the closer to your locked front door you get.
Title: I have never.... Post by: Simon Pieman on Tuesday, January 23, 2007, 22:01:41 Quote from: "RobertT" the desire for needing a slash increases exponentially the closer to your locked front door you get. Don't you mean expedentially? Title: I have never.... Post by: Fred Elliot on Tuesday, January 23, 2007, 22:06:23 Piss Takers :soapy tit wank:
Title: I have never.... Post by: Fred Elliot on Tuesday, January 23, 2007, 22:07:43 This forum needs a Thesaurus (extinct dinosaur) and spellcheck capability
Title: I have never.... Post by: Bushey Boy on Tuesday, January 23, 2007, 22:13:33 i would love spell check, i type too quick and am dislexcic, not even taking the piss
Title: I have never.... Post by: Fred Elliot on Tuesday, January 23, 2007, 22:16:13 Im blindish
Title: I have never.... Post by: flammableBen on Tuesday, January 23, 2007, 22:16:25 If there's something I don't know how to spell then I open up a tab in firefox and search for it in google which gives you a definition if it's a word. Doesn't the new internet explorer have tabs aswell (if you don't want to change)
Title: I have never.... Post by: Simon Pieman on Tuesday, January 23, 2007, 22:17:47 *too quickly
Perhaps a grammar check as well. Yeovil will be made up. If you're really fussed Firefox has them incorporated into the toolbar. Gosh, darn it - Ben beat me to it! Title: I have never.... Post by: Fred Elliot on Tuesday, January 23, 2007, 22:17:53 yes it does FB
I might type out my longer ramblings in Word and then cut and paste Ive got a complex now The walls are closing in :? Title: I have never.... Post by: RobertT on Tuesday, January 23, 2007, 22:19:13 Quote from: "Bushey Boy" i would love spell check, i type too quick and am dislexcic, not even taking the piss Always confuses me why the condition got such a word for it. Shocking case of Diamandis (I'm liking this use and will copy) taking if ever there was one. My mates a teacher now and he's the same. Title: I have never.... Post by: flammableBen on Tuesday, January 23, 2007, 22:27:35 http://i32.photobucket.com/albums/d35/flammableben/dunce.png
The lot of you! Title: I have never.... Post by: Danjackson10 on Tuesday, January 23, 2007, 22:28:51 Right taken some laxatives and had some prunes (fucking sick) i think the turtles head is nearly popping out the shell, the little bastard just wont come! :cry:
Title: I have never.... Post by: Simon Pieman on Tuesday, January 23, 2007, 22:29:56 Mate sriously get on the booze. I must average at least 2 shits the day after a heavy session. The stats speak for themselves.
Title: I have never.... Post by: Bushey Boy on Tuesday, January 23, 2007, 22:31:39 Quote from: "simon pieman" *too quickly Perhaps a grammar check as well. Yeovil will be made up. If you're really fussed Firefox has them incorporated into the toolbar. Gosh, darn it - Ben beat me to it! Little cunt, its amazing teh difference my work letters are to this forum. Not doing bad for someone who is rubbish at english so screw you, geek :D Title: I have never.... Post by: flammableBen on Tuesday, January 23, 2007, 22:31:44 Quote from: "Danjackson10" Right taken some laxatives and had some prunes (fucking sick) i think the turtles head is nearly popping out the shell, the little bastard just wont come! :cry: Be ready for the explosion. Then take a picture and put it on here (http://www.ratemypoo.com/) Title: I have never.... Post by: RobertT on Tuesday, January 23, 2007, 22:31:50 Quote from: "simon pieman" Mate sriously get on the booze. I must average at least 2 shits the day after a heavy session. The stats speak for themselves. same as, and mine slip out as if some sort of lubricant is involved. Ghost shits are order of the day following a night on the vino Title: I have never.... Post by: Danjackson10 on Tuesday, January 23, 2007, 22:36:01 Quote from: "flammableBen" Quote from: "Danjackson10" Right taken some laxatives and had some prunes (fucking sick) i think the turtles head is nearly popping out the shell, the little bastard just wont come! :cry: Be ready for the explosion. Then take a picture and put it on here (http://www.ratemypoo.com/) ben ts gonna be huge when it comes and i aint gonna put it up for everyone to rate out of 10! i have no doubt when it comes it will come out with a "howdie ho!" http://static2.instructables.com/pub/FSR/ZINU/FSRZINUEN5EP27YU9P.small.jpg Title: I have never.... Post by: Danjackson10 on Tuesday, January 23, 2007, 22:37:35 Quote from: "simon pieman" Mate sriously get on the booze. I must average at least 2 shits the day after a heavy session. The stats speak for themselves. Im trying to cut down on thae sauce! thats your answer to everything si! :D Title: I have never.... Post by: pumbaa on Wednesday, January 24, 2007, 00:48:10 Cup of tea & orange juice (not together) seems to work for me.
A vindaloo might do the trick though. Keep us posted :wink: |