Title: Cheating diving gits! Post by: fatbury on Wednesday, January 17, 2007, 20:43:03 Wondered if we could compile a list of those players we consider to be the biggest cheats in football .. the diving cheaty divers
Ill start us off with Cristiano Ronaldo - you all have to pick different ones from the ones that are suggested and to make it interesting you also have to name the most cheaty diving town player?? I dont think its obvious for us .. but Lukas likes a tumble Title: Cheating diving gits! Post by: Chubbs on Wednesday, January 17, 2007, 20:47:44 Arjen Roben
Title: Cheating diving gits! Post by: fatbury on Wednesday, January 17, 2007, 20:48:36 dont forget you have to name our worst offender too
Title: Cheating diving gits! Post by: Bogus Dave on Wednesday, January 17, 2007, 20:49:08 Michael owen goes down a fair bit
Sofienne zaabouuub for us by a mile Title: Cheating diving gits! Post by: Simon Pieman on Wednesday, January 17, 2007, 20:49:52 Michael Pook. He throws himself to ground when he is nowhere near a ball or a player. Although I can't decide if he's actually diving or trying to do an impression of ----> :Ride On Fatbury's Lovestick:
Title: Cheating diving gits! Post by: Simon Pieman on Wednesday, January 17, 2007, 20:50:35 He's probably trying to rub his name of the back of his shirt thinking about it
Title: Cheating diving gits! Post by: swindon-chap on Wednesday, January 17, 2007, 20:54:36 Francis Jeffers used to when he was good
For us i'd say Zaaboub Title: Cheating diving gits! Post by: Bob's Orange on Wednesday, January 17, 2007, 21:00:06 Andy Johnson
For the diver I'll go for Peacock. Title: Cheating diving gits! Post by: Fred Elliot on Wednesday, January 17, 2007, 21:06:36 Izale Mcleod :twisted:
Lee Peacock (stay on your feet) Title: Cheating diving gits! Post by: mattboyslim on Wednesday, January 17, 2007, 21:09:13 Leon Knight?
For us in the absence of fallon and Howard I'd vote the 'cock just because of the number of free kicks he 'wins'. Title: Cheating diving gits! Post by: manc red on Wednesday, January 17, 2007, 21:31:23 Mr Pires was good at it although dont know if hes still as bad. Sabin used to go down pretty easy in the area.
Title: Cheating diving gits! Post by: SwindonTartanArmy on Wednesday, January 17, 2007, 21:43:04 Michael Owen and for us... Chalky White :mrgreen:
Title: Cheating diving gits! Post by: Rich Pullen on Wednesday, January 17, 2007, 21:47:26 Quote from: "SwindonTartanArmy" Chalky White :mrgreen: Got us into the Premiership. It was harmless back then :wink: If you watch the highlights of the Bodin pen it's funny to see the bold headed Steve Agnew of Leicester direct some choice words towards Chalky :D Title: Cheating diving gits! Post by: Samdy Gray on Wednesday, January 17, 2007, 21:47:37 Didier 'drama' Drogba.
Title: Cheating diving gits! Post by: Samdy Gray on Wednesday, January 17, 2007, 21:48:07 Jens 'I should have been a ballerina' Lehman
Title: Cheating diving gits! Post by: Barry Scott on Wednesday, January 17, 2007, 21:59:42 Pipo Inzaghi, for me by a fucking mile.
I wish all our players could dive like Inzaghi Title: Cheating diving gits! Post by: STFC Village on Wednesday, January 17, 2007, 23:10:41 El Hadji Diouf
Title: Cheating diving gits! Post by: Rich Pullen on Thursday, January 18, 2007, 00:02:53 There's someone at every club really isn't there....
That Barcelona vs. Chelsea match at the Nou Camp was the ridiculous for diving by both parties - mainly Chelsea. That incident between Lehmann and Drogba was cringe-worthy too. I still hate Leon Knight's ability to fall over though Title: Cheating diving gits! Post by: Rich Pullen on Thursday, January 18, 2007, 00:02:54 Double Post :roll:
Oh and Jurgen Klinsmann was the king of the dive. I remember the tabloid papers publishing a step by step guide to the Klinsmann dive (when he joined Spurs in 94). So it's the tabloids fault! Title: Cheating diving gits! Post by: ricardo123 on Sunday, January 21, 2007, 12:44:02 shev-i need to dive even against macclesfield-chenko
then again all the chelsea players do for us its gotta be zabooooooub- but that doesnt matter! Title: Cheating diving gits! Post by: ronnie21 on Sunday, January 21, 2007, 12:52:03 The whole of Franchise squad! :-))( :-))(
Title: Cheating diving gits! Post by: reeves4england on Sunday, January 21, 2007, 13:19:05 Henry was terrible for it in the World Cup...I think he's realised you don't get away with it in the Premiership so much, but out in Germany he was constantly going down
Title: Cheating diving gits! Post by: cowshed lady on Sunday, January 21, 2007, 14:29:49 Quote from: "ronnie21" The whole of Franchise squad! :-))( :-))( Bit Extreme.. but Mcleod 100% total twat Title: Cheating diving gits! Post by: DMR on Sunday, January 21, 2007, 14:44:01 Pedro Mendes- partly given his reputation of a well-liked and honest pro, he cheats alot and is fundamentally a cunt.
Title: Cheating diving gits! Post by: Summerof69 on Monday, January 22, 2007, 12:41:59 Old school - Don Goodman
Current - Premiership : Ronaldo League 2 : McLoed and the whole Dons team Current Town player : Roberts.....goes down like he's been shot. Title: Cheating diving gits! Post by: Rich Pullen on Monday, January 22, 2007, 12:45:19 Did any one see Lehmann go down "injured" after Henry scored yesterday? I think he got up once he realised that the ref was going to blow the whistle as soon as he kicked it.
Not a dive but still hilariously pathetic! Title: Cheating diving gits! Post by: fatbury on Monday, January 22, 2007, 12:48:56 I think he did it because Man Utd players were doing it constantly for most of the second half .. he has a good sense of humour for a German!
Title: Cheating diving gits! Post by: Bushey Boy on Monday, January 22, 2007, 12:53:31 yeah 100% correct fatters, he was laughing whiel doing it, bit of humour
Title: Cheating diving gits! Post by: Rich Pullen on Monday, January 22, 2007, 12:54:14 Quote from: "fatbury" I think he did it because Man Utd players were doing it constantly for most of the second half .. he has a good sense of humour for a German! Yeah this is true - I tolerate him but for this thread I highlighted his blatant cheating tendancies! Title: Cheating diving gits! Post by: Scot Munroe on Monday, January 22, 2007, 13:21:28 when he was here Brian Howard used to go down a lot. Arjen robben in y opinon is one of the worst divers in the prem. Gudjohnson has reputation now in spain for diving.
Title: Cheating diving gits! Post by: reeves4england on Monday, January 22, 2007, 16:43:21 Quote from: "SwindonUltra" when he was here Brian Howard used to go down a lot. Arjen robben in y opinon is one of the worst divers in the prem. Gudjohnson has reputation now in spain for diving. Along with every other player in Spain surely? They are all at it over there - I can barely stand to watch Spanish football because they cheat so muchTitle: Cheating diving gits! Post by: Barry Scott on Monday, January 22, 2007, 17:12:25 Quote from: "SwindonUltra" when he was here Brian Howard used to go down a lot. Arjen robben in y opinon is one of the worst divers in the prem. Gudjohnson has reputation now in spain for diving. To have a reputation for diving in Spain, implies he's not very good at it and they are therefore laughing at him. Afterall, cheating in second nature to the large euro leagues. Title: Cheating diving gits! Post by: The_Plagiarist on Tuesday, January 23, 2007, 13:26:28 The Chelsea squad.
Leroy Chita turf-kisser extraordinaire, and Leon Shite Shite Shite of course. Robin Van Persie* likes a ridiculous feigned injury, as does Shay Given the Newcastle goalkeeper. For us it has to be Ady Williams *a work colleague of mine just commented that Arsenals top scorer has been "given 3 months rape leave" Title: Cheating diving gits! Post by: mastapeaka on Tuesday, January 23, 2007, 13:28:54 Quote from: "RichPullen" Quote from: "SwindonTartanArmy" Chalky White :mrgreen: Got us into the Premiership. It was harmless back then :wink: If you watch the highlights of the Bodin pen it's funny to see the bold headed Steve Agnew of Leicester direct some choice words towards Chalky :D I have never noticed that gonna check that out tonight... Title: Cheating diving gits! Post by: Simon Pieman on Tuesday, January 23, 2007, 13:30:20 Yes, he's fractured his 5th metatarsal (sp?)
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