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No one's posted for fucking ages. I've had to defect to the happy clappy forum.

HELLO SAM.

everyone has lives i guess. curse them.

Fuck the lot of 'em.

How are we James?

It's friday! Anyone under the age of 30 should be out injecting drugs into their eyeballs or bodypopping at the local youth club.

I'm buying a house, therefore saving money. Cheap night in with a cheap bottle of vino.

Pfft! Drink some Windolene and watch Breakdance-The movie. Teehee, I used to share a house with a chap that drank some Windolene, he reckoned it made his poo go pink.

i have the mental age of a 50 year old so am i exempt?

p.s. i was advised to check out a band called 'you say party! we say die!' recently, you may like them spacey.

What sort of thing is it? I'm liking folk metal and death jazz at the moment.

it's sort of post-punk new-wave type stuff, it's very catchy and guran-damn-teed to get your foot tapping.

Linkage? Yousendit?

Or are we not allowed to do that now? Is Whits in trouble with the 5-O?

http://www.myspace.com/yousaypartywesaydie

In my best Andy from Little Britain impression: 'I don't like it'

I am 53 this year sonic .. you can talk to me!!! ... mind you my kids still keep telling me to stop being an idiot

harps are where the music scene is at these days.

seriously.

why do i always have shite friday nights! What made you decide to join the bebo revolution sonic?  :)

I joined, I had an invite from Lucinda  :D

been on bebo for time, i was forced to join at gunpoint by college people

Im here! very slightly pissed on port and 18year old malt.

and why have you not added me mr sam?

someone give me something decent to listen to! Im trying to find stuff on napster!

coz i luuuurrrrrve you samuel  :D

You facking knows it bitch  :wink:

Hello Birdy,how the devil are you ?

Drunk foggy drunk! How are you?

Same as ,Its fecking ace posting when you are drunk . I think that i might try and wind Arriba up.

Posting drunnk is ace  8) I can hardly fucking typr ptopwerly!

well don't try and hang washing up to dry, you might fall over and twist your ankle.  I just did  :(

I strwuggle to spaek pwoperly let alone tipe

You really do live life on the edge,What are you drinking?

Tell me about it. I have no life  :( I'm all boring and miserable.

I am drinking White cloud - NZ white wine.  What are you drinking? A stiff brandy?

Im not drinking its shit im so fucking bored im gonna go to bed then wake up and get drunk

White cloud is an excellent choice ,Ive been drinking LVB port and now im on 18 year old Malt .

tut tut. knew you would be weak and not last. I've not had a fag for 2 days if that helps you?

I have done very well and i allways said i was having a drink for my birthday then im stopping again.Your doing well not smoking then i couldnt do that

I am very angry though. I need a fag  :cry:  :-))(

do you feel any better for not drinking? can't say it's improved my health in the slightest.

not had a cig since mkd

Hit someone instead,You will feel much better for it.Im just about to throw my dog down the stairs because some one deleted the pictues of Fred.

 :Ride On Fatbury's Lovestick:

Actually, don't. I'll call the RSPCA on your animal abusing ass!

I would just like to add that i am only joking ,Im going to put the little fucker in the microwave instead .

Have you got a blender foggy? You could build it up until it's a pulpy mush.

I do a bit tbh i,ve gone on a health kick aint i.Im down the gym again bought one of those cross steppers .I have also bought a punchbag aswell though to kick fuck out of it when im pissed off

It wont sit still long enough to put it in a blender, I might try Cryogenics.

Right Then ,Im off to bed .Good night y,all and i would just like to make it clear that no animals were hurt during themaking of this post . I love my 16 week old springer spaniel pup. She is the child that i could never have  :cry:  :cry: .Not really ,I hate kids.

Put it in my punchbag if you want foggy

:Ride On Fatbury's Lovestick:  :Ride On Fatbury's Lovestick: .Forget it Macca ,she is like Jaws with Paws. I am almost tempted to let her bite Mike the Greek .

You weren't smoking at MKD??!!

they wouldn't let us smoke in the stand alan.

Well i didnt know that sonic

No, I know.

But you didn't in/around the minibuses or at the back of the stand or in the pub (as far as I remember).

I thought you had given up.

i can assure you i was smoking, considering you were driving you should have been sober enough to notice!

i was going to give up but failed after about 9 hours.

I think you are telling porkies.

You actually gave up in 2005 but are persisting with the smoking struggle thing to maintain street cred  :wink:

i can also assure you that i have no street cred  :D

i don't really smoke all that often lately, i mainly smoked at college, football and the pub and i've rarely been to any of 'em for a month or so.

Hello you gay boys. You have a 'Where's everybody thread' and then you've all gone by the time I get home. Fucking homo's

I finished work a bit after midnight, went round to the vic for a few pints with one of the waitresses, then wandered down to walkabout where my mates said they'd be but by the time I got there they were walking back to where I'd just come from (but a different way, cunts). Oh well, it's nice to save money.

Hello Ben, I've been playing pro evo and drinking beer.

Are you going to the game tomorrow?

Probably not mr. pieman, I believe I'm working in the evening. I also want to save up some money to go and visit one of my friends in Exeter in the week.

I finished work at 10, went round my mates house and played pro/planned trip to viva las vegas 8)

I wish I could do stuff in the week  :(

I'm quite excited about working tomorrow. My dad's getting a new dishwasher. I'm also a bit sad though, I liked the old dishwasher, he was called Nelson.

i'm here!

http://is0.okcupid.com/users/156/664/1566642811609810544/mt1128643929.jpg

Are you going to the meeting tomorrow sonique?

depends, these centipedes are pesky.

I remeber that video of the centipede eating that mouse I think.

I might go to the meeting have a few beers and then go home and sleep during the game. That's a good idea isn't it?

I think that's a pretty good idea Ben.

You wouldn't want to shag a bird with one of them in her vagina.

I'll consider it. It's at the moonrakers or somewhere isn't it? 'tis a bit of a walk.

Yawn...

Screw you guys, I'm going home. Well to bed anyway.

 Any port in a storm....small invertebrate presence shouldn't be too much of a problem.

Depend if its bigger than what a blokes got to offer reg! And  centipedes can wriggle.

you could always use padding, perhaps a woolly sock.

my Wii arrived yesterday so I was playing that.

I've been shopping this morning  :oops:

I got absolutely battered last night and will be going out again tonight. Huzzah for me.

Wiis are ace. Although I've only got Zelda and Wii Sports

Ditto...but thats good enough for me thus far...

cant wait to get addicted to Zelda

nnnnnnnnnnneeeeeeeeerrrrrrrrrrddddddds

I want a Wii. I was gonna save up some money but I'm not so good at that.

Zelda is brilliant. I've played for about 11 hours (hate these games that tell you how long you've wasted on them!) and I don't think I've even scratched the surface yet. There's loads of bits similar to the old SNES game which is cool.

Dave M Russell is a dick head, any one of us could have him easily. Poof!