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Title: Win fatbury's wank rag
Post by: STFC_Gazza on Friday, January 12, 2007, 16:21:46
Purchase Saturday's edition of STFC Magazine and you could win a home shirt signed by Michael Pook.

At each home game one lucky fan will one of the new, 125th anniversary replica home shirts, signed by the programmes cover star.

Simply pick up your copy of the programme on a matchday for your chance to win and turn to page 16. If the picture of 'Pooky' has been signed by the man himself, and stamped with the official Swindon Town logo you'll be leaving The County Ground with his shirt!

The shirt is branded with the player's name and number, and Michael will have signed the back of the shirt across the number. If you are the lucky winner please make yourself known to the nearest steward, and you will be presented with your prize on the pitch during the half-time break.

If you aren't lucky enough to win Michael's shirt, don't despair; remember to get yourself a copy of the action packed STFC the next time you visit the County Ground for another chance to win a signed shirt.

STFC would like to thank Vital Swindon Town for kindly sponsoring this competition.


Title: Win fatbury's wank rag
Post by: Fred Elliot on Friday, January 12, 2007, 16:33:05
What and put pure profit into Dunwoody's pockets ?

Not a fucking chance Gary !

Youv'e come a long way since your boycott of the Winners  :wink:


Title: Win fatbury's wank rag
Post by: pumbaa on Friday, January 12, 2007, 16:33:49
Sorry to be so flippant, but shouldn't the title of this thread read 'Win fatbury's wank rag'  :wink:


Title: Win fatbury's wank rag
Post by: cavpete on Friday, January 12, 2007, 16:34:52
6000-1 odds sounds good too me soapy tit wank


Title: Win fatbury's wank rag
Post by: Summerof69 on Friday, January 12, 2007, 16:43:22
I need something to wash the car with...... :D


Title: Win fatbury's wank rag
Post by: blinkpip on Friday, January 12, 2007, 16:48:10
How much does Vital Swindon Town sponsor the competition?


Title: Win fatbury's wank rag
Post by: yeo on Friday, January 12, 2007, 17:12:04
Gazzza Out!


Title: Win fatbury's wank rag
Post by: STFC_Gazza on Friday, January 12, 2007, 17:37:06
Thought Fatbury would be happy~


Title: Win fatbury's wank rag
Post by: fatbury on Friday, January 12, 2007, 19:22:12
I better win it ! :mrgreen:


Title: Win fatbury's wank rag
Post by: Simon Pieman on Friday, January 12, 2007, 19:23:51
I'm going to win it and burn it in front of Fatbury


Title: Win fatbury's wank rag
Post by: STFC_Gazza on Friday, January 12, 2007, 20:34:27
Quote from: "blinkpip"
How much does Vital Swindon Town sponsor the competition?



Vital Football pays for it, not Vital Swindon Town.


Title: Win fatbury's wank rag
Post by: Reg Smeeton on Friday, January 12, 2007, 20:44:46
Well whatever VitalFootball is.. I'll boycott along with the Dunwoody rag....if its backing the regime.

  Presumably this attempt to get more sales by the very seductive offer of a Pook match worn shirt....shows the boycott is starting to bite...in fact I think I'll boycott Pook.


Title: Win fatbury's wank rag
Post by: millom red on Saturday, January 13, 2007, 02:42:48
Quote from: "coxernator"
Sorry to be so flippant, but shouldn't the title of this thread read 'Win fatbury's wank rag'  :wink:


 :Ride On Fatbury's Lovestick:


Title: Win fatbury's wank rag
Post by: STFC_Gazza on Saturday, January 13, 2007, 09:52:19
Quote from: "millom red"
Quote from: "coxernator"
Sorry to be so flippant, but shouldn't the title of this thread read 'Win fatbury's wank rag'  :wink:


 :Ride On Fatbury's Lovestick:


sorted :beers:


Title: Win fatbury's wank rag
Post by: DMR on Saturday, January 13, 2007, 17:42:26
the poster should have started today, it'd have been much better than pook.


Title: Win fatbury's wank rag
Post by: pumbaa on Monday, January 15, 2007, 13:56:59
Quote from: "STFC_Gazza"
Quote from: "millom red"
Quote from: "coxernator"
Sorry to be so flippant, but shouldn't the title of this thread read 'Win fatbury's wank rag'  :wink:


 :Ride On Fatbury's Lovestick:


sorted :beers:


Top man Gazza  :soapy tit wank:


Title: Win fatbury's wank rag
Post by: herthab on Monday, January 15, 2007, 14:02:45
Quote from: "coxernator"
Quote from: "STFC_Gazza"
Quote from: "millom red"
Quote from: "coxernator"
Sorry to be so flippant, but shouldn't the title of this thread read 'Win fatbury's wank rag'  :wink:


 :Ride On Fatbury's Lovestick:


sorted :beers:


Top man Gazza  :soapy tit wank:


It should be 'fatburys'. Fatbury's is a shortening of fatbury is and would therefore read 'Win fatbury is wank rag', which doesn't make any sense.


Title: Win fatbury's wank rag
Post by: fatbury on Monday, January 15, 2007, 14:04:33
SO who won the shirt? I didnt!  :|


Title: Win fatbury's wank rag
Post by: flammableBen on Monday, January 15, 2007, 14:36:24
Quote from: "herthab"
Quote from: "coxernator"
Quote from: "STFC_Gazza"
Quote from: "millom red"
Quote from: "coxernator"
Sorry to be so flippant, but shouldn't the title of this thread read 'Win fatbury's wank rag'  :wink:


 :Ride On Fatbury's Lovestick:


sorted :beers:


Top man Gazza  :soapy tit wank:


It should be 'fatburys'. Fatbury's is a shortening of fatbury is and would therefore read 'Win fatbury is wank rag', which doesn't make any sense.


Aren't apostraphies used for possesion as well as shortening?  in which case fatbury's would be correct?


Title: Win fatbury's wank rag
Post by: herthab on Monday, January 15, 2007, 14:53:31
Quote from: "flammableBen"
Quote from: "herthab"
Quote from: "coxernator"
Quote from: "STFC_Gazza"
Quote from: "millom red"
Quote from: "coxernator"
Sorry to be so flippant, but shouldn't the title of this thread read 'Win fatbury's wank rag'  :wink:


 :Ride On Fatbury's Lovestick:


sorted :beers:


Top man Gazza  :soapy tit wank:


It should be 'fatburys'. Fatbury's is a shortening of fatbury is and would therefore read 'Win fatbury is wank rag', which doesn't make any sense.


Aren't apostraphies used for possesion as well as shortening?  in which case fatbury's would be correct?


If using an apostrophe for posession, the correct grammer would be at the end, eg: 'fatburys' wank rag.

Its use before the s is incorrect in the usage.

I am right.

You are wrong.

I am brilliant.

You are not.


Title: Win fatbury's wank rag
Post by: flammableBen on Monday, January 15, 2007, 14:56:27
Surely it would only be fatburys' wank rag if we were talking about fatburys in the plural. However we are not, as there is clearly only one fatbury. Therefore I stand by fatbury's wank rag being correct.


Title: Win fatbury's wank rag
Post by: herthab on Monday, January 15, 2007, 14:58:05
Don't fuck with me cunt!

I know what I'm talking about!

I got a GSCE (Level D) in English!


Title: Win fatbury's wank rag
Post by: flammableBen on Monday, January 15, 2007, 15:00:50
Quote from: "herthab"
Don't fuck with me cunt!

I know what I'm talking about!

I got a GSCE (Level D) in English!


I got a C. C for Checkmate, and the crowd goes wild.


Title: Win fatbury's wank rag
Post by: herthab on Monday, January 15, 2007, 15:03:15
Quote from: "flammableBen"
Quote from: "herthab"
Don't fuck with me cunt!

I know what I'm talking about!

I got a GSCE (Level D) in English!


I got a C. C for Checkmate, and the crowd goes wild.



Bastard!

Beaten by a C.......

If only I had handed in my coursework on time................


Title: Win fatbury's wank rag
Post by: OOH! SHAUN TAYLOR on Monday, January 15, 2007, 15:06:14
Quote from: "herthab"
Quote from: "coxernator"
Quote from: "STFC_Gazza"
Quote from: "millom red"
Quote from: "coxernator"
Sorry to be so flippant, but shouldn't the title of this thread read 'Win fatbury's wank rag'  :wink:


 :Ride On Fatbury's Lovestick:


sorted :beers:


Top man Gazza  :soapy tit wank:


It should be 'fatburys'. Fatbury's is a shortening of fatbury is and would therefore read 'Win fatbury is wank rag', which doesn't make any sense.


I have reason to believe you are talking bollocks. 'Fatbury's wank mag' is fine gramatically (although clearly not in any other way. Anything which conjures up an image of Fatbury masturbating is clearly not fine)


Title: Win fatbury's wank rag
Post by: herthab on Monday, January 15, 2007, 15:26:53
So it's pick on the special kid now is it?


Title: Win fatbury's wank rag
Post by: fatbury on Monday, January 15, 2007, 15:38:11
I got a degree in English and as its owned by fatbury it should be Fatbury's wank rag!


Title: Win fatbury's wank rag
Post by: jayohaitchenn on Monday, January 15, 2007, 16:20:10
so you admit it then fatters?


Title: Win fatbury's wank rag
Post by: fatbury on Monday, January 15, 2007, 19:47:56
damn fell for it! :doh:


Title: Win fatbury's wank rag
Post by: Bushey Boy on Monday, January 15, 2007, 21:10:18
old fatters gets bullied on here


Title: Win fatbury's wank rag
Post by: Scot Munroe on Monday, January 15, 2007, 21:11:45
Quote from: "Bushey Boy"
old fatters gets bullied on here


ahh shame.


Title: Win fatbury's wank rag
Post by: mexico red on Tuesday, January 16, 2007, 00:38:52
i won it.

i have been wearing it but cut off the sleeves, looks great. went in to town today and was chased for wanking dogs in churchill square shopping centre. i reckon pook may get a call from the vet police.