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Title: Nervous? Have sex!
Post by: hansgruber on Tuesday, January 9, 2007, 15:28:46
Sorry for the SwindonUltra moment:

http://news.bbc.co.uk/1/hi/4646010.stm

Sex 'cuts public speaking stress'  
 
Researchers tested stress levels after public speaking
Forget learning lines or polishing jokes - having sex may be the best way to prepare for giving a speech.
New Scientist magazine reports that Stuart Brody, a psychologist at the University of Paisley, found having sex can help keep stress at bay.

However, only penetrative intercourse did the trick - other forms of sex had no impact on stress levels at all
 
Aceness. Ladies - there's got to be money making possibilities in this.


Title: Nervous? Have sex!
Post by: Sade on Tuesday, January 9, 2007, 15:36:03
I suppose its the release of those indorphine things or whatever they are called :D

Men will use that as an excuse now. 'the doctor said he won't give me pills for being too nervous,he just said I need a quite shag and I'll be fine.Knickers down love'  :|


Title: Nervous? Have sex!
Post by: hansgruber on Tuesday, January 9, 2007, 15:37:55
Apparently, for women having sex standing up is the best cure for a headache. Sex cures everything.

No wonder I'm ill!


Title: Nervous? Have sex!
Post by: Sade on Tuesday, January 9, 2007, 15:39:31
That makes a change....usually its 'I don't want sex,I have a headache'  :D


Title: Nervous? Have sex!
Post by: magic8ball on Tuesday, January 9, 2007, 15:44:28
Quote from: "Sade"
That makes a change....usually its 'I don't want sex,I have a headache'  :D


At last, we have a comeback to the headache excuse!

Can I get the science bit in writing please?


Title: Nervous? Have sex!
Post by: hansgruber on Tuesday, January 9, 2007, 15:48:51
I'm sure it was on a "silly" news bit on the BBC a while back but can't find it now. It was all about ridiculous scientific research, of which the number one was:

A study in America about finding the best way for new mothers to lose weight. They spent x months and however much cash determining that the answer was... diet and exercise. No shit sherlock!


Title: Nervous? Have sex!
Post by: Tails on Tuesday, January 9, 2007, 16:34:38
Quote from: "Sade"
I suppose its the release of those indorphine things or whatever they are called :D

Men will use that as an excuse now. 'the doctor said he won't give me pills for being too nervous,he just said I need a quite shag and I'll be fine.Knickers down love'  :|


I was hoping you wouldn't read this thread.  :(


Title: Nervous? Have sex!
Post by: Samdy Gray on Tuesday, January 9, 2007, 17:44:09
I thought I felt remarkably bright and cheery today  :D


Title: Nervous? Have sex!
Post by: magicroundabout on Tuesday, January 9, 2007, 22:27:12
Quote from: "Sade"
That makes a change....usually its 'I don't want sex,I have a headache'  :D


sex cures a headache??!! or thats what i say.

but a bloke to say that??? never


Title: Nervous? Have sex!
Post by: Sade on Wednesday, January 10, 2007, 12:39:49
I was on about women mainly  :P
Men are just filth.


Title: Nervous? Have sex!
Post by: jayohaitchenn on Wednesday, January 10, 2007, 12:48:07
and proud of it!