Title: Press Release Post by: Simon Pieman on Tuesday, January 9, 2007, 13:20:10 Simon is bored and pissed off
Title: Press Release Post by: flammableBen on Tuesday, January 9, 2007, 13:55:14 Ben is going to make some sort of spicey lamb kebabage with salad and mint sauce in a pitta bread for his tea.
Well after he's had some breakfast and cracked open a bottle of red wine. Title: Press Release Post by: hansgruber on Tuesday, January 9, 2007, 14:31:57 hansgruber is still ill. Which is a song by The Smiths. The Smiths' frontman was Morrissey. Neil Morrissey was on "Men Behaving Badly". "Men Behaving Badly" reflects the current situation on the Swindon Board. Bored is what I am of being ill, still. How amazingly circular.
Title: Press Release Post by: STFCBird on Tuesday, January 9, 2007, 14:37:01 Birdy is tired, suffering from pre-weekend blues and is disappointed with celebrity big brother. Also Birdy has to go out for a curry tonight for a mates birthday, she can't wait to hear about who is pregnant and who is getting married and who is living happily ever after. Cunts. That's all.
Title: Press Release Post by: sonic youth on Tuesday, January 9, 2007, 14:48:24 flaming hot monster munch does not mix well with tea.
Title: Press Release Post by: Sippo on Tuesday, January 9, 2007, 14:50:26 I'm going to play squash later....
Title: Press Release Post by: hansgruber on Tuesday, January 9, 2007, 14:54:33 Quote from: "sonic youth" flaming hot monster munch does not mix well with tea. Really? What's wrong with it? Perhaps interestingly, a teacher at my old school used to have Tomato Ketchup in his tea Title: Press Release Post by: STFCBird on Tuesday, January 9, 2007, 15:00:04 Quote from: "hansgruber" Quote from: "sonic youth" flaming hot monster munch does not mix well with tea. Really? What's wrong with it? Perhaps interestingly, a teacher at my old school used to have Tomato Ketchup in his tea :chunder: Title: Press Release Post by: flammableBen on Tuesday, January 9, 2007, 15:13:20 Why would you ruin a nice cup of tea in such a catastrophic manner.
Title: Press Release Post by: hansgruber on Tuesday, January 9, 2007, 15:15:29 Don't know. I don't enjoy tea so much these days since I have to have Soy milk. It's just not the same.
Title: Press Release Post by: jayohaitchenn on Tuesday, January 9, 2007, 15:19:30 My wife has had to give up dairy, terrible news.
oh well, leaves more cheese for me! Title: Press Release Post by: STFCBird on Tuesday, January 9, 2007, 15:20:47 Quote from: "stfcfan" I'm going to play squash later.... Lovin the new aviator christopher Title: Press Release Post by: oxford_fan on Tuesday, January 9, 2007, 15:21:40 OF has tidied up all morning (he never tidies up). Then he hoovered (he never hoovers). He should start his essay soon.
Title: Press Release Post by: Sade on Tuesday, January 9, 2007, 15:21:52 I'm bored, cold and annoyed. I am nearly 18 and ready to move out :D
I have just had a driving lesson,I have to book my test soon and I'm scared and I'm also worried I won't be able to find a job this year and won't be able to afford stuff.I havent even started my new years resolutions yet.I keep getting constantly nagged which is driving me insane. The only consolation is that I'm having a good hair day. Meeh I want some minstrels. Title: Press Release Post by: Sippo on Tuesday, January 9, 2007, 15:22:43 Quote from: "STFCBird" Quote from: "stfcfan" I'm going to play squash later.... Lovin the new aviator christopher Why thankyou lucinda... Title: Press Release Post by: STFCBird on Tuesday, January 9, 2007, 15:24:28 Quote from: "stfcfan" Quote from: "STFCBird" Quote from: "stfcfan" I'm going to play squash later.... Lovin the new aviator christopher Why thankyou lucinda... diddly doo, diddly doo - i'm doing the riverdance :D Title: Press Release Post by: hansgruber on Tuesday, January 9, 2007, 15:26:12 I thought it was a mobile phone going off.
Title: Press Release Post by: Sippo on Tuesday, January 9, 2007, 15:28:59 Quote from: "STFCBird" diddly doo, diddly doo - i'm doing the riverdance :D I wondered what that noise was!! :wink: Title: Press Release Post by: STFCBird on Tuesday, January 9, 2007, 15:29:57 thought it was your brain ticking :wink: :mrgreen:
Title: Press Release Post by: Sippo on Tuesday, January 9, 2007, 15:32:02 My head does actually hurt! :mooney:
Title: Press Release Post by: Sippo on Tuesday, January 9, 2007, 15:34:25 I'm getting me one of these!!
http://www.lambstore.com/noveltyhats/holiday/pics/A7501.jpg Title: Press Release Post by: hansgruber on Tuesday, January 9, 2007, 15:35:01 A man with a double chin?
Title: Press Release Post by: hansgruber on Tuesday, January 9, 2007, 15:37:00 Another SwindonUltra moment:
Adding milk to a cup of tea can destroy its ability to protect against heart disease, according to research. A small German study found drinking black tea significantly improved the ability of arteries to relax and expand to keep blood pressure healthy. But the European Heart Journal paper also found proteins in milk, called caseins, blocked this effect Title: Press Release Post by: Piemonte on Tuesday, January 9, 2007, 15:43:38 Piemonte is angry as he has given up smoking
Piemonte has also given up posting in order to do more work and get moaned at less Title: Press Release Post by: juddie on Tuesday, January 9, 2007, 15:47:21 Judvark is looking forward to a night of shameles. May have to neck several pills, 14 pints of stella and a have a parteh to celebrate the greatest programme's return...
Title: Press Release Post by: flammableBen on Tuesday, January 9, 2007, 15:47:30 FB is going to go buy some fags just becasue he hasn't given up smoking and is really really cool.
Mmmm. fagarettes. Title: Press Release Post by: hansgruber on Tuesday, January 9, 2007, 15:50:10 What time's Shameless on? Never watched it before so might give it a punt. Got nothing better to do.
Title: Press Release Post by: STFCBird on Tuesday, January 9, 2007, 15:54:23 Quote from: "Piemonte" Piemonte is angry as he has given up smoking Piemonte has also given up posting in order to do more work and get moaned at less :Ride On Fatbury's Lovestick: wondered where you'd gone. poor pie :( Title: Press Release Post by: larwood on Tuesday, January 9, 2007, 16:27:17 Quote from: "juddie" Judvark is looking forward to a night of shameles. May have to neck several pills, 14 pints of stella and a have a parteh to celebrate the greatest programme's return... Yeah,have to agree,great to have Shameless back :D Doubt i'll be necking any pills or drinking stella though,think i'll be much more sedate and watch it in bed with my pjs on...heaven. Title: Press Release Post by: flammableBen on Tuesday, January 9, 2007, 16:31:34 yey, shameless is ace. The christmas special where they poisoned half the estate with the meat was genius.
Title: Press Release Post by: McLovin on Tuesday, January 9, 2007, 16:33:43 The Currant is bored, and has been suffering from mild insomnia for the last month. He is therefore understandably constantly pissed off.
He may be sorting a holiday to Dubai in order to overcome this weird kind of SAD he has developed. Title: Press Release Post by: larwood on Tuesday, January 9, 2007, 16:37:02 Quote from: "flammableBen" yey, shameless is ace. The christmas special where they poisoned half the estate with the meat was genius. Is Frank one of your hero's FB :wink: Bit upset there'll be no more Kev and Veronica though :( I enjoyed Dean Lennox Kelly's contribution to the show very much[slobber]. Title: Press Release Post by: juddie on Tuesday, January 9, 2007, 16:40:02 channel 4 - 10pm. this series has been panned in the press...
Title: Press Release Post by: STFCBird on Tuesday, January 9, 2007, 16:42:42 Quote from: "larwood" Quote from: "flammableBen" yey, shameless is ace. The christmas special where they poisoned half the estate with the meat was genius. Is Frank one of your hero's FB :wink: Bit upset there'll be no more Kev and Veronica though :( I enjoyed Dean Lennox Kelly's contribution to the show very much[slobber]. :soapy tit wank: Poor Ben I think there is one more line for him to cross before he gets Franks stage. Least Ben washes (well he doesn't smell if he doesn't :) ) I'm going to miss it coz of the bleeding curry Title: Press Release Post by: STFCBird on Tuesday, January 9, 2007, 16:43:12 And the OC fucking hell :evil:
Title: Press Release Post by: mattboyslim on Tuesday, January 9, 2007, 16:46:56 Shameless is ace, might put a stella in the fridge and half watch this and half gamble on the net, not as good as the early series with james mcevoy etc in, still good telly though.
Title: Press Release Post by: herthab on Tuesday, January 9, 2007, 17:40:55 Hertha is pissed off after finding out how much his insurers are gonna give him for his car and realising that it means the only away game he'll be going to for the rest of the season is Rovers....
Title: Press Release Post by: Simon Pieman on Tuesday, January 9, 2007, 17:46:22 Speaking of Morrissey. Apparently it's rumoured he'll be doing the eurovision next year or something. Sonic will be especially pleased :soapy tit wank:
Title: Press Release Post by: Scot Munroe on Tuesday, January 9, 2007, 18:09:45 Quote from: "STFCBird" And the OC fucking hell :evil: I have seen the first 9 episodes. This is the last series it has been cancelled. Ultra is pissed off because he cannot get his VCR to work with his freeview. Also he has a horrible ear ache. Title: Press Release Post by: Fred Elliot on Tuesday, January 9, 2007, 18:13:03 Quote from: "simon pieman" Speaking of Morrissey. Apparently it's rumoured he'll be doing the eurovision next year or something. Sonic will be especially pleased :soapy tit wank: Keep up Si !!! http://www.thetownend.com/forum/viewtopic.php?t=17404 Love Dad :wink: Title: Press Release Post by: Simon Pieman on Tuesday, January 9, 2007, 18:18:23 Frankly I'm disgusted the future news monkey didn't get there first!
Still want that Tia Maria on saturday, dad? Title: Press Release Post by: Fred Elliot on Tuesday, January 9, 2007, 18:19:25 Love one
Thanks Son Title: Press Release Post by: STFCBird on Tuesday, January 9, 2007, 18:28:15 Quote from: "SwindonUltra" Quote from: "STFCBird" And the OC fucking hell :evil: I have seen the first 9 episodes. This is the last series it has been cancelled. Ultra is pissed off because he cannot get his VCR to work with his freeview. Also he has a horrible ear ache. Does Marissa die? :cry: Title: Press Release Post by: flammableBen on Tuesday, January 9, 2007, 18:29:14 Quote from: "STFCBird" Quote from: "SwindonUltra" Quote from: "STFCBird" And the OC fucking hell :evil: I have seen the first 9 episodes. This is the last series it has been cancelled. Ultra is pissed off because he cannot get his VCR to work with his freeview. Also he has a horrible ear ache. Does Marissa die? :cry: I know that and I don't even watch it. She's the fit lesbian alcoholic one yeah? Title: Press Release Post by: STFCBird on Tuesday, January 9, 2007, 18:29:49 TELL ME!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Title: Press Release Post by: flammableBen on Tuesday, January 9, 2007, 18:30:51 yeah she dies.
Title: Press Release Post by: flammableBen on Tuesday, January 9, 2007, 18:31:10 Actually, I was under the impression that she was already dead?
Title: Press Release Post by: STFCBird on Tuesday, January 9, 2007, 18:32:17 you weren't really quite sure at the end of the last series.
Oh well Benjamin McKenzie is still in it :oops: :D Title: Press Release Post by: flammableBen on Tuesday, January 9, 2007, 18:36:07 and my kebab was mega tasty. I'm a genius.
Title: Press Release Post by: Samdy Gray on Tuesday, January 9, 2007, 18:37:43 *** STOP PRESS ***
I was going to have pork chops for my tea but they're still frozen in the middle :cry: *** END STATEMENT *** Title: Press Release Post by: Fred Elliot on Tuesday, January 9, 2007, 18:42:34 Quote from: "sam_stfc" *** STOP PRESS *** I was going to have pork chops for my tea but they're still frozen in the middle :cry: *** END STATEMENT *** You need to get married mate ! :Ride On Fatbury's Lovestick: Title: Press Release Post by: Samdy Gray on Tuesday, January 9, 2007, 18:43:25 She never fucking cooks anyway. I cook EVERYTHING!
Title: Press Release Post by: Fred Elliot on Tuesday, January 9, 2007, 18:44:59 That does not bode well then mate ..............does it
Sausage rolls from the garage all the way then ! :wink: Title: Press Release Post by: Samdy Gray on Tuesday, January 9, 2007, 18:46:28 Nah, probably end up with pasta and sauce.
Title: Press Release Post by: Fred Elliot on Tuesday, January 9, 2007, 18:48:47 nice and easy mate
Title: Press Release Post by: Fred Elliot on Tuesday, January 9, 2007, 18:55:17 Cook her this !
http://i109.photobucket.com/albums/n70/FredElliot_2006/IMGP0020.jpg Title: Press Release Post by: flammableBen on Tuesday, January 9, 2007, 19:40:34 EXTRA EXTRA,
I'm going to the pub. Title: Press Release Post by: DV on Tuesday, January 9, 2007, 19:43:11 Quote from: "STFCBird" you weren't really quite sure at the end of the last series. Oh well Benjamin McKenzie is still in it :oops: :D she quite clearly died.... Title: Press Release Post by: mattboyslim on Tuesday, January 9, 2007, 19:44:19 ***EDITORIAL COMMENT***
Leek and potato soup followed by Beef Caserole has left me full, but prepared for a hard night at the casino, and applying for jobs. Title: Press Release Post by: Simon Pieman on Tuesday, January 9, 2007, 19:44:23 I think Shameless went a bit downhill after the 1st series
Title: Press Release Post by: Sussex on Tuesday, January 9, 2007, 19:53:57 Quote from: "simon pieman" I think Shameless went a bit downhill after the 1st series Agree with that Si. Title: Press Release Post by: Scot Munroe on Tuesday, January 9, 2007, 20:17:04 Ultra is now happy the VCR is working and i can tape.
Title: Press Release Post by: Samdy Gray on Tuesday, January 9, 2007, 21:09:28 Well she liked the pasta and sauce so I'm in her good books.
Plus my financial adviser, well he calls himself a 'wealth manager', has just been round and he reckons he can make me a millionaire by the age of 44. Fucking ace 8) Title: Press Release Post by: Fred Elliot on Tuesday, January 9, 2007, 21:21:34 Quote from: "SwindonUltra" Ultra is now happy the VCR is working and i can tape. Oooooooooooohhhhhhhhhh thank fuck for that I can sleep easy now !!!! Title: Press Release Post by: Fred Elliot on Tuesday, January 9, 2007, 21:22:21 Quote from: "sam_stfc" Well she liked the pasta and sauce so I'm in her good books. Plus my financial adviser, well he calls himself a 'wealth manager', has just been round and he reckons he can make me a millionaire by the age of 44. Fucking ace 8) Does it involve you giving him 2000 quids upfront Sam ? Title: Press Release Post by: Samdy Gray on Tuesday, January 9, 2007, 21:23:45 Nope 8) He's 100% genuine, known him since I was a kid. He's a top notch IFA.
And my old man is already well on the way to his first million, as advised by this guy. Title: Press Release Post by: Fred Elliot on Tuesday, January 9, 2007, 21:30:45 Ive got 1.06 in my savings account
what could he do for me ? Could he help me and Bill buy the club ? Title: Press Release Post by: Samdy Gray on Tuesday, January 9, 2007, 21:34:34 He can't work miracles :D
The idea is to invest in property. Each property for eight years at a time. Quadrouple your money in those eight years. So in 24 years time, after having three properties, each gone up in value by £300K+, you're laughing! Title: Press Release Post by: Bushey Boy on Tuesday, January 9, 2007, 21:35:45 Whats he telling you to invest in sam?
Title: Press Release Post by: Samdy Gray on Tuesday, January 9, 2007, 21:36:48 Nothing yet Ash, just preliminary stuff at the moment. Got to get the mortgage on our own place sorted first.
Title: Press Release Post by: Fred Elliot on Tuesday, January 9, 2007, 21:40:13 Say if I had 5 grand to play with, what sort of return this time in 2 years ?
Title: Press Release Post by: Bushey Boy on Tuesday, January 9, 2007, 21:41:08 fred if you hadc 7 and a half Id get it back for you in two years and youd still have an investment - FACT
Title: Press Release Post by: Samdy Gray on Tuesday, January 9, 2007, 21:41:22 No idea mate, you'd need to speak to him.
Title: Press Release Post by: Samdy Gray on Tuesday, January 9, 2007, 21:46:44 Shameless on in 10 minutes 8)
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