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Title: More Drunken Posting Post by: Simon Pieman on Saturday, February 26, 2005, 09:58:08 :roll:
last night says it all really. lifes mysteries: 1) How i manage to find home. 2) No matter how little/much i drink, memories of the night are thin. 3) How i manage to turn on my laptop and even focus on the screen to post the drunken crap i post. 4) How i manage to wake up at 9.30 am and not feel hung-over! 5) why is simon a vodka drinker? 6) why am i still a lightweight? 7) why are my beer goggles some of the 'foggiest' around? 8) why do i insist on taking a watch out with me when i can never remember what time i leave the club or wot not. 9) why is my invisible jacket so fashionable, even in this weather? 10) why do i always feel like i have pissed somebody off the night before, even though i never have/do? (except this one time. ok maybe two) answers to all questions alcohol. and plenty of it, except maybe six. the answer to that is because i'm a girl Title: More Drunken Posting Post by: blinkpip on Saturday, February 26, 2005, 11:11:39 How do we know youre not still drunk? :-))(
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