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Title: How many records would you need to sell to get in the top 50 Post by: yeo on Monday, January 8, 2007, 00:58:00 With the new charts allowing just downloads to chart could I for instance record a song with me screaming "hey Mike leave our club alone" for a minute or two put it on I Tunes or something and get 2000 town fans to buy it would it make the top 50/100? :D
Title: How many records would you need to sell to get in the top 50 Post by: STFC Village on Monday, January 8, 2007, 01:42:42 Quote Singles: A number 1 record has sold around 30,000 copies per week. Sales of around 13,000 have been sufficient to hit the top 10. A title selling over 2,500 copies would make the Top 40 Title: How many records would you need to sell to get in the top 50 Post by: STFC Village on Monday, January 8, 2007, 01:44:10 I'd buy it
Title: How many records would you need to sell to get in the top 50 Post by: yeo on Monday, January 8, 2007, 01:44:11 hahah that possible I reckon easy top 50
Title: How many records would you need to sell to get in the top 50 Post by: yeo on Monday, January 8, 2007, 01:48:19 Ill get a band together.
Ill be on shouting and tamberine. Whos in? Shame TOTP is no more but we might get to meet that stunning lovely lady on Pop World 8) Title: How many records would you need to sell to get in the top 50 Post by: STFC Village on Monday, January 8, 2007, 01:49:47 I'm a dab hand with the maracas
Title: How many records would you need to sell to get in the top 50 Post by: yeo on Monday, January 8, 2007, 01:50:32 and Bez dancing?
Title: How many records would you need to sell to get in the top 50 Post by: STFC Village on Monday, January 8, 2007, 01:51:56 I think that should go to flammable.
Do you reckon we could have a band of just percussion and shouting? Title: How many records would you need to sell to get in the top 50 Post by: yeo on Monday, January 8, 2007, 01:53:05 Ooh percussion and shouting sounds good in orange smocks and balaclavas
Title: How many records would you need to sell to get in the top 50 Post by: STFC Village on Monday, January 8, 2007, 01:58:24 Beastie Boys-stylie orange jumpsuits?
http://www.techno.de/mixmag/98.10/BeastieBoys/BeastieBoys.2.jpg Title: How many records would you need to sell to get in the top 50 Post by: yeo on Monday, January 8, 2007, 01:59:09 and balaclavas
ive a thing for balaclavas 8) :mrgreen: Title: How many records would you need to sell to get in the top 50 Post by: yeo on Monday, January 8, 2007, 02:00:13 Tails is on line yet he still has joined the band yet.
that sums up the youth of today for you... Title: How many records would you need to sell to get in the top 50 Post by: Leggett on Monday, January 8, 2007, 02:00:59 can you burn and ephigy (sp?) of diamond mike on stage please??? :D
Title: How many records would you need to sell to get in the top 50 Post by: yeo on Monday, January 8, 2007, 02:01:44 its a protest band not the ku Klux Clan
Title: How many records would you need to sell to get in the top 50 Post by: yeo on Monday, January 8, 2007, 02:02:48 You like shouty music and you have a face full of metal you are an ideal candidate Leggett.
Join the band Title: How many records would you need to sell to get in the top 50 Post by: Leggett on Monday, January 8, 2007, 02:03:56 haha i can smack a few strings the bass geeeeeeeetar for ya if ya want? :P
Title: How many records would you need to sell to get in the top 50 Post by: yeo on Monday, January 8, 2007, 02:03:56 we'll need nicknames all the best protest bands have nicknames.
Title: How many records would you need to sell to get in the top 50 Post by: yeo on Monday, January 8, 2007, 02:04:46 Quote from: "Leggett" haha i can smack a few strings the bass geeeeeeeetar for ya if ya want? :P can you shout? if you can shout your in Title: How many records would you need to sell to get in the top 50 Post by: Leggett on Monday, January 8, 2007, 02:10:45 i'm a proper published recording artiste dont you know!!!
(well, i shouted the group-chanty bits on one of my mates bands tracks that was on a compilation CD) :P :mrgreen: Title: How many records would you need to sell to get in the top 50 Post by: yeo on Monday, January 8, 2007, 02:13:54 Pffft to much bagage.
Your out! No star attitudes in the Orangeists were a collective a mixture Spiral Tribe,Chumbawamba and the A team. Title: How many records would you need to sell to get in the top 50 Post by: Hexagon on Monday, January 8, 2007, 02:18:15 Second lines lyrics "All in all you're just another dick with no balls"?
Title: How many records would you need to sell to get in the top 50 Post by: STFC Village on Monday, January 8, 2007, 02:18:16 The much coveted position of band triangle player is still up for grabs
Title: How many records would you need to sell to get in the top 50 Post by: Simon Pieman on Monday, January 8, 2007, 02:19:44 I could play a one chord medley on the guitar. I know he's a poof, but we should get Jason Orange to shout on the track if we're going to make any orange protest record credible.
Title: How many records would you need to sell to get in the top 50 Post by: Leggett on Monday, January 8, 2007, 02:32:27 you cunts. you utter cunts. i dug the bass out, blew off the dust, and was ready to start rocking out hard, but you fucker ripped that away from me. go on, fuck off.
cunts. judas cunts. the fucking lot of ya. Title: How many records would you need to sell to get in the top 50 Post by: yeo on Monday, January 8, 2007, 02:33:58 :D
I feel guilty now Title: How many records would you need to sell to get in the top 50 Post by: Simon Pieman on Monday, January 8, 2007, 02:35:03 To be fair though Yeovil, you probably didn't want to go down the whole emo route, it would ruin any of your credibility. No offence, Leggett.
Title: How many records would you need to sell to get in the top 50 Post by: yeo on Monday, January 8, 2007, 02:35:36 I like Emus :cry:
Title: How many records would you need to sell to get in the top 50 Post by: Leggett on Monday, January 8, 2007, 02:37:49 i'm not a fucking emo! christ!
Title: How many records would you need to sell to get in the top 50 Post by: yeo on Monday, January 8, 2007, 02:38:53 :fishing:
I think you've been caught. Title: How many records would you need to sell to get in the top 50 Post by: Leggett on Monday, January 8, 2007, 02:46:17 i dont wanna be in your revolutionary band anyways. you'll have one hit, then some label will come along and offer you a deal and you'll sell out and start rebelling against absolutely fuck all, and start sucking that corporate cock. you'll be no better than those Tower of London fuckers, you'll end up on Big Brother, being 'wacky' and 'zany' and people will throw shit at you in the streets, and then you'll come crawling back. and i'll fling some poop right in your eyes! :P
Title: How many records would you need to sell to get in the top 50 Post by: Simon Pieman on Monday, January 8, 2007, 02:48:56 If it's orange poop it's probably ok.
Title: How many records would you need to sell to get in the top 50 Post by: mexico red on Monday, January 8, 2007, 07:17:59 well lads
i will put out the single for you, will be available on itunes napster playlouder, i could even make you 1000 cds. your advance will be a bottle of cider and 4 balaclavas. Title: How many records would you need to sell to get in the top 50 Post by: sonic youth on Monday, January 8, 2007, 08:15:06 can i be in the band? i have no discernible talent but i do smell pleasant and my nerdy ways might appeal to the ladies.
Title: How many records would you need to sell to get in the top 50 Post by: McLovin on Monday, January 8, 2007, 09:23:42 I'd like a slice of the action, if at all possible.
Title: How many records would you need to sell to get in the top 50 Post by: Bushey Boy on Monday, January 8, 2007, 10:03:48 If Mex signs you I can provide a recording studio in Old Town (they rent from me)
Title: How many records would you need to sell to get in the top 50 Post by: Fred Elliot on Monday, January 8, 2007, 10:35:56 Can I play triangle or Bongo's please
Title: How many records would you need to sell to get in the top 50 Post by: STFCBird on Monday, January 8, 2007, 10:49:25 Hey, i've got a good voice and huge tits i'd make a cracking backing singer
Title: How many records would you need to sell to get in the top 50 Post by: red macca on Monday, January 8, 2007, 11:15:40 Quote from: "STFCBird" Hey, i've got a good voice and huge tits i'd make a cracking backing singer so have i.we could do a duetTitle: How many records would you need to sell to get in the top 50 Post by: STFCBird on Monday, January 8, 2007, 11:18:38 Quote from: "red macca" Quote from: "STFCBird" Hey, i've got a good voice and huge tits i'd make a cracking backing singer so have i.we could do a duetWhilst rubbing each others breasts? Title: How many records would you need to sell to get in the top 50 Post by: red macca on Monday, January 8, 2007, 11:20:00 Quote from: "STFCBird" Quote from: "red macca" Quote from: "STFCBird" Hey, i've got a good voice and huge tits i'd make a cracking backing singer so have i.we could do a duetWhilst rubbing each others breasts? Title: How many records would you need to sell to get in the top 50 Post by: larwood on Monday, January 8, 2007, 11:20:59 Quote from: "STFCBird" Quote from: "red macca" Quote from: "STFCBird" Hey, i've got a good voice and huge tits i'd make a cracking backing singer so have i.we could do a duetWhilst rubbing each others breasts? :Ride On Fatbury's Lovestick: A picture of that would mean Talk talk sells shed loads of his Lovelies calendar :wink: Title: How many records would you need to sell to get in the top 50 Post by: STFCBird on Monday, January 8, 2007, 11:23:32 Quote from: "red macca" Quote from: "STFCBird" Quote from: "red macca" Quote from: "STFCBird" Hey, i've got a good voice and huge tits i'd make a cracking backing singer so have i.we could do a duetWhilst rubbing each others breasts? Why are your nipples made of sandpaper? Larwood, Alan has already requested a pose involving me and Sussex although I am sure we could find a job for Deano :oops: :wink: Title: How many records would you need to sell to get in the top 50 Post by: Batch on Monday, January 8, 2007, 11:34:00 Quote from: "STFCBird" Larwood, Alan has already requested a pose involving me and Sussex although I am sure we could find a job for Deano :oops: :wink: Fulffer? Title: How many records would you need to sell to get in the top 50 Post by: STFCBird on Monday, January 8, 2007, 11:46:08 Quote from: "Batch" Quote from: "STFCBird" Larwood, Alan has already requested a pose involving me and Sussex although I am sure we could find a job for Deano :oops: :wink: Fulffer? :shock: :Ride On Fatbury's Lovestick: he might enjoy that Title: How many records would you need to sell to get in the top 50 Post by: Leggett on Monday, January 8, 2007, 12:03:19 this has gotta be done!!!
Title: How many records would you need to sell to get in the top 50 Post by: SwindonTartanArmy on Monday, January 8, 2007, 12:05:50 I can do the shouty bits in a Wattie Buchan from the Exploited stylee :mrgreen:
Title: How many records would you need to sell to get in the top 50 Post by: jayohaitchenn on Monday, January 8, 2007, 12:27:20 do you need anyone to play actual instruments? if so i know a few
Title: How many records would you need to sell to get in the top 50 Post by: Leggett on Monday, January 8, 2007, 13:09:27 there's a few that come on here that are a bit handy with the odd instrument too...
Title: How many records would you need to sell to get in the top 50 Post by: flammableBen on Monday, January 8, 2007, 13:15:15 I'm like a white hendrix with less talent, can I be in?
Oh and can we record my classic "I love you Hazel Irvine" song as a b-side? Title: How many records would you need to sell to get in the top 50 Post by: hansgruber on Monday, January 8, 2007, 13:23:32 I can bring my "Guitar Hero" guitar if that'd help. It has an orange button
Title: How many records would you need to sell to get in the top 50 Post by: Leggett on Monday, January 8, 2007, 13:28:43 i reckon we should go for a 70s/80s/early-90s styleeeeeee football song, the ones where the team themselves sing. except its the fans this time. anyone up for a john barnes styleeeeee rap?
asctually fuck it, lets just cover the new order/england song! "we're singing for swindon, SAH WIN DON! we're singing this song, we're singing for swindon SAH WIN DON diamandis fuck off you are a plum" or maybe not... :P Title: How many records would you need to sell to get in the top 50 Post by: strooood on Monday, January 8, 2007, 13:47:28 i'll make monkey noises and shout "ONE TIME" if you want?
Title: How many records would you need to sell to get in the top 50 Post by: STFCBird on Monday, January 8, 2007, 14:13:54 Quote from: "strooood" i'll make monkey noises and shout "ONE TIME" if you want? :Ride On Fatbury's Lovestick: Title: How many records would you need to sell to get in the top 50 Post by: yeo on Monday, January 8, 2007, 14:22:17 Crikey I went to bed and it was just an idea now we have a recording studio and distribution deal :mrgreen:
Title: How many records would you need to sell to get in the top 50 Post by: Samdy Gray on Monday, January 8, 2007, 14:49:35 I can play a bit of geetar if needs be.
Title: How many records would you need to sell to get in the top 50 Post by: red macca on Monday, January 8, 2007, 15:42:01 Quote from: "STFCBird" Quote from: "Batch" Quote from: "STFCBird" Larwood, Alan has already requested a pose involving me and Sussex although I am sure we could find a job for Deano :oops: :wink: Fulffer? :shock: :Ride On Fatbury's Lovestick: he might enjoy that Title: How many records would you need to sell to get in the top 50 Post by: flammableBen on Monday, January 8, 2007, 15:45:10 Quote from: "Yeovil Red" Crikey I went to bed and it was just an idea now we have a recording studio and distribution deal :mrgreen: When are you going to hold auditions? Title: How many records would you need to sell to get in the top 50 Post by: STFCBird on Monday, January 8, 2007, 15:45:33 Quote from: "red macca" Quote from: "STFCBird" Quote from: "Batch" Quote from: "STFCBird" Larwood, Alan has already requested a pose involving me and Sussex although I am sure we could find a job for Deano :oops: :wink: Fulffer? :shock: :Ride On Fatbury's Lovestick: he might enjoy that you'll have to keep me excited then :D Title: How many records would you need to sell to get in the top 50 Post by: blinkpip on Monday, January 8, 2007, 16:59:09 Quote from: "Hexagon" Second lines lyrics "All in all you're just another dick with no balls"? Bloodhound Gang rip off. :nono: Title: How many records would you need to sell to get in the top 50 Post by: herthab on Monday, January 8, 2007, 17:05:26 Yeovil Town got in the top 50 about 3 years ago when they got promoted to the league.
Can't believe it would take much..... And there song was absolute shite... Title: How many records would you need to sell to get in the top 50 Post by: BB12 on Monday, January 8, 2007, 21:19:23 All this talk of shouting and not a single mention of the loudest fucker I've ever heard...
Where's Kinky Tom when you need him ? Title: How many records would you need to sell to get in the top 50 Post by: Samdy Gray on Monday, January 8, 2007, 21:30:56 Quote from: "BB12" All this talk of shouting and not a single mention of the loudest fucker I've ever heard... Where's Kinky Tom when you need him ? Snowboarding in Switzerland somewhere IIRC Title: How many records would you need to sell to get in the top 50 Post by: Hexagon on Monday, January 8, 2007, 21:42:22 Quote from: "blinkpip" Quote from: "Hexagon" Second lines lyrics "All in all you're just another dick with no balls"? Bloodhound Gang rip off. :nono: They are one of my fav bands. Just though it fitted quite well!! Title: How many records would you need to sell to get in the top 50 Post by: reeves4england on Monday, January 8, 2007, 21:55:43 I play pino/keyboard and guitar and Johno plays drums, both to decent standards if we are needed/wanted
:D Title: How many records would you need to sell to get in the top 50 Post by: Simon Pieman on Monday, January 8, 2007, 22:50:51 We know our song...is really shite
But we must get rid...of Diamond Mike Title: How many records would you need to sell to get in the top 50 Post by: Ben Wah Balls on Tuesday, January 9, 2007, 04:51:57 Give me a shout if you need any mcing. I'm second only to John Barnes.
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