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Title: STD - Had one or not? Post by: Dazzza on Thursday, February 24, 2005, 18:59:03 Yae or Nae details if you care to share.
Title: STD - Had one or not? Post by: DMR on Thursday, February 24, 2005, 19:02:04 The question is, have you Daz?
Title: STD - Had one or not? Post by: Simon Pieman on Thursday, February 24, 2005, 19:04:10 Is that if you care to share the story, or the STD?
I haven't had one thankfully Title: STD - Had one or not? Post by: Dazzza on Thursday, February 24, 2005, 19:04:56 I'm Bob Holness of this topic I don't have to answer.
Title: STD - Had one or not? Post by: DMR on Thursday, February 24, 2005, 19:05:23 My moneys on the clap.
Title: STD - Had one or not? Post by: Barry Potter on Thursday, February 24, 2005, 19:09:11 :beers
If you have not had one then you are either a virgin,never get pissed up or one of those losers that marries their childhood sweetheart. :roll: Title: STD - Had one or not? Post by: DMR on Thursday, February 24, 2005, 19:10:55 I've got plenty of time to get one yet Barinold.
Title: STD - Had one or not? Post by: Simon Pieman on Thursday, February 24, 2005, 19:11:57 Quote from: "Barry Potter" :beers If you have not had one then you are either a virgin,never get pissed up or one of those losers that marries their childhood sweetheart. :roll: damn, you've sussed me. i'm just the soberest of virgins that has married my childhood sweetheart. there's more chance of the weather patterns shown in 'The Day After Tomorrow' happening than me getting anything nasty Title: STD - Had one or not? Post by: Reg Smeeton on Thursday, February 24, 2005, 19:16:34 Long ago in a galaxy far far away........I bird I was seeing handed me a bit of a calling card, stating it would be in my best interest to attend the then euphemistically called Special Treatment Clinic....which at the time late 60's was hidden away at the Hawthorn Clinic just off Cricklade Road.
On entry into the run down, 50's post war hang over sort of a place.....a gnarled retainer in a white coat greeted. me with the comedic gambit "what you doing here got a dose of the clap then", which he seemed to find :Ride On Fatbury's Lovestick The STD for which I had to be tested was NSU...non specific urethritis, a relatively minor complaint and easily treatable, but fortunately all the test were clear. That particular outpost of the NHS, had a number of uses subsequently before becoming the inevitable block of flats. Title: Re: STD - Had one or not? Post by: STFCDude on Thursday, February 24, 2005, 19:21:42 Quote from: "dazzza" Yae or Nae details if you care to share. Someone just watched Hollyoaks then hey Daz!? :shock: Title: STD - Had one or not? Post by: Simon Pieman on Thursday, February 24, 2005, 19:23:12 As i've always been told: "Simon. Never be silly with your willy." I encourage you all to take the same advice, especially bird
Title: Re: STD - Had one or not? Post by: Dazzza on Thursday, February 24, 2005, 19:38:18 Quote from: "STFCDude" Quote from: "dazzza" Yae or Nae details if you care to share. Someone just watched Hollyoaks then hey Daz!? :shock: IN one. :) Title: STD - Had one or not? Post by: Barry Potter on Thursday, February 24, 2005, 19:40:48 Quote from: "simon pieman" As i've always been told: "Simon. Never be silly with your willy." I encourage you all to take the same advice, especially bird Which is fine until you get pissed up and dont care. Now I know you like a drink so it's only a matter time Simon. :D Title: STD - Had one or not? Post by: Simon Pieman on Thursday, February 24, 2005, 19:42:26 Quote from: "Barry Potter" Quote from: "simon pieman" As i've always been told: "Simon. Never be silly with your willy." I encourage you all to take the same advice, especially bird Which is fine until you get pissed up and dont care. Now I know you like a drink so it's only a matter time Simon. :D i don't know what you're on about, i'm always as sober as a judge :wink: i know what you mean mate, there have been a couple of time's i've been lucky i'm sure Title: STD - Had one or not? Post by: yeo on Thursday, February 24, 2005, 19:44:38 Whos got one in Hollyoaks?
Title: STD - Had one or not? Post by: Simon Pieman on Thursday, February 24, 2005, 19:50:01 Lisa
Title: STD - Had one or not? Post by: yeo on Thursday, February 24, 2005, 19:51:13 Ooooh Jakes in trouble then :oops:
Title: STD - Had one or not? Post by: Simon Pieman on Thursday, February 24, 2005, 19:53:05 sactly. gotta love 'ollyoaks
Title: STD - Had one or not? Post by: Piemonte on Thursday, February 24, 2005, 23:23:56 I've never had one fortunatley, which by mr potters logic makes me a teetotal virgin married to my childhood sweetheart. none of which are true :?
Title: STD - Had one or not? Post by: Barry Potter on Thursday, February 24, 2005, 23:34:16 Quote from: "Piemonte2" I've never had one fortunatley, which by mr potters logic makes me a teetotal virgin married to my childhood sweetheart. none of which are true :? Add lucky/ugly to the list. :D Title: STD - Had one or not? Post by: Piemonte on Thursday, February 24, 2005, 23:54:39 Quote from: "Barry Potter" Quote from: "Piemonte2" I've never had one fortunatley, which by mr potters logic makes me a teetotal virgin married to my childhood sweetheart. none of which are true :? Add lucky/ugly to the list. :D How could I forget? :) Its lucky I got blessed with a massive cock really Title: STD - Had one or not? Post by: DMR on Friday, February 25, 2005, 19:00:51 Wrap it in foil before checking her oil.
If you're not going to sack it, go home and whack it. Package your meat when you go into heat. Don't make a mistake, muzzle your snake. That is all. Title: STD - Had one or not? Post by: Simon Pieman on Friday, February 25, 2005, 19:02:04 If you're playing the field, wear a shield
Title: STD - Had one or not? Post by: DMR on Friday, February 25, 2005, 19:03:51 Cover the peg when she opens her legs
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