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a good away day. Highlights include:

*escorting Fred Elliot to the ground in his drunken state.

*looking after Tails in his drunken state  8)

*seeing Yeovil Red in his drunken state

*winning 3 points despite playing like a bunch of cunts....we all follow the Swindon  :beers:

Simon how bad was fred.

fucking hammered

Um really bad. I stopped him from shop lifting on the way back. He said I spoiled his fun, but there was CCTV pointing his way.


Whits - where did you disappear to?

Thought so. I heard he was not the best at around 9.00am

when?

sounds like you boys had a good day! Did Sonic go?

Um we went to the pub after the game but could not see you and Andy? Were you hiding?

was having a lager in the bus with andy

fred didnt get to see the whole game.

Tails was really out of it, I didnt think he was going to get in the ground....so as we were approaching I told him to shut and stop acting like a twat for a few minutes, so he turns to the random husband, wife and young child walking next to them and goes 'shhhhhhhhhhhh stop acting like a twat'

 :D

Tails was ace today  :D

Agreed! Quite funny on the bus back, although Yeovil has to wi the top prize for drunken entertainment  :D

his sleeping singing...

snore snore snore cough cough do do do do do do cough snore snore snore

I think you had to be there

What did Yeovil Do

I think you guys should never go on min buses again as ive never seen so many drunken twats in one pub (in a nice way)

Tails told me he loved me!

not just you!

Johno, Pie Man, Rich and Blackcurrant to...

haha Tails was ace!  :D the whole day was quality! the result just capped it off really! Yeovil on the bus back was class too  :soapy tit wank:

:D I just rang my darling tails and He's not sounding too good.Bless his cotton socks. He can't even remember the game very well. I blame all of you,disgrace  :P

Basically was totally gone on the back seat and every so often would kind of half wake up and start singing but then would have a coughing fit
And the songs made no sense.
Hilarious!

Bah, I tried to keep him in check. He was having none of it

couldn't even remember the score  :Ride On Fatbury's Lovestick: Pieman and Blackcurrent got some class pics/vids of him too  :D

 :Ride On Fatbury's Lovestick:

I have a nice pic of him semi-conscious in an odd bent-over sleeping pose

 :Ride On Fatbury's Lovestick: oh yeah that one too!

...and I think he chatted Johno up at one point and promised your mother to Blackcurrant  :D

Right thats it, he's in the dog house.
 :D

today was awesome, broken down minibuses, drunken navigation and all.

i think i've got hypothermia though, i am FUCKING FREEZING!

I wish i'd gone. sounds ace.

Guys I AM ASHAMED OF YOUR BEHAVIOR !!! YOU PUT DARK SHADOW OF OUR CLUB !!! SHAME ON YOU , SHAME ON YOU !!!  :Ride On Fatbury's Lovestick:  :Ride On Fatbury's Lovestick:  :Ride On Fatbury's Lovestick:  :Ride On Fatbury's Lovestick:

What a day! Yeovil was absolutely wankered. He wants to be page boy at my wedding with blue pantalons and a big white frilly collar. And he tried taking my missus home.

Boy am I fucked this morning !!!!!

I woke up with an empty Tia Maria botlle in bed with me

Fucking bizzare

You kept trying to hold my hand when I saw you in the pub, discrace fred, discrace, Im actually surprised you guys werent arrested in the ground for being drunk in a sporting arena, if that was one of our lot we would have been sectioned 60 within 10 minutes.  Typical.

I am a dignified drunk !

indeed

I got in at 4 this morning  :beers:

Fucking hell my head hurts

"im getting married in the morning" :oops:

my wrist is damaged

I went yesterday? I woke up this morning with new years eve and day a massive blur. I feel like shit  :mrgreen:

Thanks for taking pictures... I didn't even realise.. They better be nice!  :mrgreen:

and yes thanks to pieman for looking after me, like the brother I never had  :wink:

Half right fred.

True

I thinknI managed to prolong your stay in the ground Fred, which was an effort.  How they let us in is a mystery, how they then let us back in a pub later on was even more so.

Fred wasnt kicked out just asked to leave the stand for smoking.We just walked around the other side.

yeovil red to me and my mates :- 'your nowt without spencer white' then he stumbled over.......

Thanks for looking after me everyone

Thanks for navigating us round MK for half an hour Fred!

'Turn right, no straight on, no left, no actually it was right'  :soapy tit wank:

To quote Fred in the pub afterwards

"I'm 43, I've got 4 kids, but they threw me out, I am a trouble maker"

 :Ride On Fatbury's Lovestick:

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 I remember you giving me a dirty look in the game,actually thats all i remember

Yeovil Red, You might get a bit of a shock when you get your credit card bill then  :D

the thing that cracked me and dex up were we were stood in the pub before the game and you were joking with the Franchise fan and then suddenly we noticed you were eye balling them, proper funny....especially the wanker signs!!!

I recall you getting me in trouble after the city away game, she still doesnt belive it was you who got me drunk that day.....hence why I will never go again with you

i couldn't stop laughing on the way back and i was stone cold sober, i think the beer fumes must have got to me.

best away day since gills, fact.

you loved gills didnt you sonic???

Oh and Zoe asked if Fred was my dad on the way to the ground. I think that's because he had his arm round me proping himself up. Proper ace.

Fred - you had that bottle of Tia Maria with you all day  :D

haha Fred was ace too! the service station thing with the sausage roll!  :Ride On Fatbury's Lovestick:

The sandwich incident made me laugh as well

"I want a franchise"

I thought i better post after yesterday. very funny. Yeovil red asleep is comedy gold. Fred saying that he had to pay full price because he was white!
Tails, during the game was a maniac, kill him, murder, death, blood!! your a ginger, kill etc...!

One thing i did learn though is tia maria is horrible.

My poo's got blood in it

That means I am going to die

Could explain the bottle in the bed?

:oops:

 The stuff you want on a cold away day is Bene n Hot.....I discovered this some years ago on a trip to Burnley.

 Being a CIU member I went in one of the Working Men's Clubs...and all the gnarled norvern locals were firing this down their necks, in preparation for the norvern sub arctic conditions.

 Its Benedictine liquor and with hot water....apparently its a Lancs thing....soldiers based in France in WW1 discovered it kept you going in the trenches warding off illness etc.

   Those that got back, discovered conditions in the mill towns were similar to the trenches so carrie don the tradition, which survives to this day.

nah I remeber that.

i'll remember that.

i'm still fucking freezing, anyone else got hypothermia?

think i might sue the franchise.

reg what the hell is benedictine licquor?

Probably be a better idea to sue Dangerfields i think,thank god for my Dad turning up like Batman and saving our arses from anymore cold,shame about the other blokes left on the bus though :(
Sad to see no mention of our wonderous bottle of Dandelion and burdock VHF [downed in one by the 15 year old 8) ]
A great day,Fred and Tails were lovely,Deano was his usual gruff and unhappy self  :wink:  and Dan didn't drink and he Johno and Reeves for England looked geniunely scared of me :soapy tit wank:
And we won,although i can't remember much about the game,aside from telling Paddy and Dex to get their knives out and threating to kick Asher in the back oh and assulting Chubb's mate with my handbag,i'm so awful :oops: Sorry for anything else i might have done and forgotten about,though have to say in my defence,i wasn't as far gone as Fred was!

larwood a full report on your behaviour will be sent to your man.  Why would they have knives, actually dex is black (thats a joke)

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I will be reporting back on your behaviour too,Gareth Edds indeed :roll:
Actually i must confesss to shouting at Dex in the Weatherspoons too :oops: Hope your feeling better today Bushey?

its ok larwood, haha

oh and dex, whos david dukeawicz?

sniff sniff

nobody will ever mock my navigation skills again

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Thinking about it the bloke Asher thought was Reg was lucky,as well as kicking him in the back,i could have spat veggie burger over him like i did over Dex :oops: I'm blaming Birdy she brought me the bloody thing  :wink:  though i was the one who put salad cream in it :roll:
And Chubbs good to see you in trousers young man,very sensible :)

I have tonsilitus (sp) and a man cold, I feel like shit, thanks larwood.

He does look like him though, thats a fact anyway dex said it!

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1xiQLMEc1t4&mode=related&search=

haha! ace  8)

Nice. What is with the Jonny Cash ring of fire

haha, ye i dunno why i didint have my shorts on, i think its coz i woke up allready in my trousers from the previous night and didnt bother changing em. i'kll have the shorts back out in no time.

he knows he looks like edds, even his old man said it.

david dukeawicz is our fresh faced young marksman.

I sold my ticket. Doesn't sound like I missed much.

I got three litre bottles of that for Christmas. Don't leave home without it.  :guinness:

Do you mean Richard the Lion Heart?  :Ride On Fatbury's Lovestick:

 What BB12 got 3 bottles of for Christmas....its a liquor, based on brandy, with a secret recipe of herbs and stuff done by monks in Normandy I believe.

Hmmm... might still have some brandy kicking about. Think I'll try and make my own. Any clues? Got some rosemary growing somewhere.

It's particularly useful when you have a cold and is also good for curing an upset stomach. I just drink it neat until I fall over.

They also make a liquor called "B and B" which is Brandy and Benedictine - rocket fuel.

 Don't forget in the immortal words of Edison Lighthouse.....my love grows where my Rosemary goes.....or was it my love goes where my Rosemary grows?

Ahhh, Tails. Started so brightly, like an emerging Lee Sharpe... then faded into oblivion...

Apology accepted.

Are you Richard the Lion Heart?? Ha ha fucking ace  8) Sorry you had to sit infront of us  :D

why am i richard the Lionheart?

I had an ace time, you lot were well funny, esp. Dex.

Coz you had your hood up which was grey and from behind it looked like you were wearing chain mail. Larwood pointed it out  :D

my hood was brown! you're on about my mate Ben

you were the quiet one with the beard then? We thought you were DV's twin  :wink:

WTF were you doing until 4 am ?????

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I'm very confused,although i do remember all of this,and i consider that to be a fine acheivement :D I felt sorry for Birdy,she'd left Paul with Deano but then had to babysit me :oops:
And Dex,no he bloody doesn't :x even from our vantage point up in the clouds i could tell that :wink:

fuck knows mate my missus was delighted with the way i behaved

I cant even remember getting dropped off

To be fair to you Macca it was your last day on the sauce,you have an excuse for being a bit merry,unlike the rest of us :wink:
Oh and i met and sat next to Mattboyslim how could i forget,cheers for the bottle opener Matt :)

Do you remember pissing on the garage forecourt?

No trouble Larwood, can't believe there's only been fleeting mentions of the VHF that was procured off one of the other buses.  OK if your into cough medicine.

You loved it really  :D

I thought it was alright,but then like Lester Bangs,i've always been into cough medicine :wink:

Errrrm


No !!!!!

 :roll:

was that in MK ?

It was at one of the toilet stops on the way home from what I remember....

:oops:  :oops:

in your words " you're fucking ace"  :D

Now you have REALLY lost me !!!!!!!!

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i was sat on chubbs' right in the first half, right in front of you, and then on chubb's left in the second half, in front of Dex.

hopefully that clears things up.

BTW, Larwood is a bit of a looker  :wink:

You are Richard the Lionheart then  :evil:  stop confusing me dagnamit, I wasn't even that drunk!!

do u remember offering me a burger about 20 million times, haha

Yes, I was stuck with it after Sussex wandered off, Yeovil ate it so it didn't go to waste  :D  

I didn't recognise you with your trousers on  :wink:

i cant win, i get picked on for wearing shorts and then shouted at for not wearing em.
pah.

Don't worry Fred you were about to (and facing all of the buses might I add) when I stopped you and someone else made you go round the back of the petrol station. Then Tails kicked the door of the petrol station, thank god it didn't smash  :roll:

Other highlights you may have forgotten:
* Attemptin to lift a sandwich from the other petrol station until I stopped you. Lucky I did - camera was pointing straight at you.
*Buying a sausage roll from another station. When asked if they could wrap it for you the Indian guy behind the couter politely pointed you to the paper bags literally next to you. You then proceeded to make comments such as:
"Is it because I'm white...it's because I'm a white man!"
and
"I bet you charge white people more"

 :D

:oops:  :oops:

Thanks for looking out for me fella

I owe you

but i was wearing a brown hoodie... i'm so confused...

but i was wearing a brown hoodie... i'm so confused...

Fred, also at another garage you picked up a sandwich and took it to the counter to ask the woman something. I didn't quite hear what it was you said but next thing I knew the sandwich was doing 100mph past my head back into the chiller cabinet!

Samdy, you going to youtube the highlights for us skinflints?

Service station ASBO on its way for Fred!

Nice Comments. I have seen Andy a couple of times in the New Inn on a sunday afternoon talking gibberish and staring at the women that come in to the pub. I wish i could see his state on Monday.

Maybe, maybe not.

i'll love you forever...

Fucking hell !!

How many garages did we stop in Sam ?????

Can vaguely remember eating a sausage roll and packet of McCoys but that is about that !!!!!

I am only just starting to feel human again............................just in time for Palace !!!

 :wink:

the higlights are shit, all they show in the goal and penalty save

I think it was 3 on the way back.

First one was the pissing episode, next was the flying sandwich, and finally the one where Si Pie stopped you from shop-lifting.

I think I was still pissed off with the "over the top" stewarding  :wink:  :wink:

I must have just been rebelling against the various authoratative figure I was encountering

 :wink:

Sounds about right. One service station abused for each time the stewards pulled you to one side for 'a word' :D

Actually I recall the flying snadwich incident now. It was in the same one as the shoplifting one. Fred tried to lift it before I stopped him. Then he queued up and asked if he could get it heated up or something random like that. I don't think the woman at the counter understood very well and so Fred lobbed the sandwich.

I will never slag off the stewards in the TE again !!!!!!

mind you quite how I was allowed in in the first place is quite clearly beyond me   :)

We told 'em you and Tails were mentally handicapped  :wink:

Me neither on what Dee told me in the new inn on monday.

Many a true word said in jest

 :wink:

Indeed.

Fred coming back to the bus and saying "They charged me full price cos I'm a white man" has to be one of the most random and funny points of the day!

that was ace! then he demanded a Strongbow but we didn't have any left coz Tails had drunk them all  :soapy tit wank:

Nah that was Blackcurrent who had a hissy fit because we ran out of Strongbow.

It's alright most of that Strongbow is now laying outside the town end  :beers:

:shock: My god.