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Title: Best Present?
Post by: herthab on Tuesday, December 26, 2006, 06:31:39
Amongst the usual assorted tat you get when you're 'older', I actually got some decent gear.

Fratellis cd (Quality)

Peter Kays' Autobiography (Very funny)

A framed print of the '69 cup winning side (Excellent!)

A lynx bodyspray kit (Erm, yeah, great, thanks)

A packet of shortbread (Bollocks! Fucking shortbread, again!)

And other bits and pieces.


Title: Best Present?
Post by: Miles Mayhem on Tuesday, December 26, 2006, 08:51:22
Just so you no herthab i also got:

TY's new album (Quality)

Peter Kays' Autobiography (Very funny)

A framed photo of my little sister  :?

A lynx bodyspray kit (Erm, yeah, great, thanks)

A packet of shortbread (Bollocks! Fucking shortbread, again!)


Title: Best Present?
Post by: Batch on Tuesday, December 26, 2006, 08:54:57
I also got :

Peter Kays' Autobiography (Very funny)

M&S Aftershave ( oh for the day of Hi Karate)

Lots of chocolate (I'm trying to lose weight, over 1st and counting)

No framed photos of anyone (hooray)


Title: Best Present?
Post by: red macca on Tuesday, December 26, 2006, 10:15:38
I got a apple ipod (about a inch long :? )

lots of clothes

ricky gervais podcast-karl pilkington is my new hero

And the annual cock ring :D

oh oh and a willy wig set


Title: Best Present?
Post by: Ralphy on Tuesday, December 26, 2006, 10:32:34
I got some decent stuff.

For The Flat:-

Chopping board
Knifes
Cups
Glasses
Coffee Perculater
Tin Opener
Cheese Grater
Saucepans

Other stuff:-

Aftershave
Girls Aloud Album  :D
Shirt
Blazing Saddles on DVD (Ace Film)
Calender

But the thing that meant the most to me was two framed pictures my mum gave me. They were took on the 5th november this year just as the sun was setting over Chipping Norton. The sky was orange and it looks fantastic.

It's special to me cos it was the last time we took my gran out before she fell ill and died this month. I remember her remarking on the skyline.


Title: Best Present?
Post by: Northern Red on Tuesday, December 26, 2006, 10:34:22
STFC Calendar signed by Ricky Shakes  :beers:  - I nearly came in my pants  :mrgreen:

Got some other stuff :
Panini Press
Endless DVD's
And some Superman pants 8)


Title: Best Present?
Post by: ibelieveinmrreeves on Tuesday, December 26, 2006, 10:54:12
Quote from: "Northern Red"
STFC Calendar signed by Ricky Shakes  :beers:  - I nearly came in my pants  :mrgreen:


Mines signed by Royce as well :P


Title: Best Present?
Post by: Northern Red on Tuesday, December 26, 2006, 11:02:19
Oh yeah, but I don't care about stupid ozzies!

Ricky  :king:


Title: Best Present?
Post by: Bennett on Tuesday, December 26, 2006, 11:15:33
blue planet dvd's.

money

travellers cheques

golf lessons (grrrr, i'm quite good already)

jumpers  8)

my nan got me some retro looking boxers from m&s  :mrgreen:


Title: Best Present?
Post by: walrus on Tuesday, December 26, 2006, 11:17:57
Quote from: "Northern Red"
STFC Calendar signed by Ricky Shakes  :beers:  - I nearly came in my pants  :mrgreen:

Got some other stuff :
Panini Press
Endless DVD's
And some Superman pants 8)



River Island?  I got some of them as well!  They're ace!

Also got an STFC mousemat, STFC mug, aftershave, electric shaver, and rehab lessons...   :|


Title: Best Present?
Post by: Simon Pieman on Tuesday, December 26, 2006, 11:21:16
A guitar strap
Tenacious D dvd
A lynx thingy
A gripmaster thingy
A memory stick for my phone
Socks
Chocolate


Title: Best Present?
Post by: STFC Village on Tuesday, December 26, 2006, 11:21:42
Karl Pilkington t-shirt is my favourite so far. Got a chicken alarm clock and a fair bit of money as well. Opening the rest of my presents on the 30th, when my Brother and his girlfriend arrive from Scotland


Title: Best Present?
Post by: Arriba on Tuesday, December 26, 2006, 11:24:04
mp3 player
£30 voucher for hmv
adoption of a tiger 8)
dvd's
10 year old malt whiskey
chocolates
some cash too


Title: Best Present?
Post by: Samdy Gray on Tuesday, December 26, 2006, 11:34:40
I got:

Paddy McGuinness DVD
Aftershave
Lynx stuff
Vouchers
Money


Title: Best Present?
Post by: flammableBen on Tuesday, December 26, 2006, 11:38:33
I got:

Might boosh live on dvd
darkplace dvd
and some other stuff.


Title: Best Present?
Post by: flammableBen on Tuesday, December 26, 2006, 11:39:13
I've still got christmas day 2 with my dad in the week. Aceness.


Title: Best Present?
Post by: Whits on Tuesday, December 26, 2006, 11:39:30
i got 12 pairs of socks this christmas  :|

plus some other stuff


Title: Best Present?
Post by: Sade on Tuesday, December 26, 2006, 12:21:24
8) My pink dvd player is pretty ace,been playing the little britain quiz game on it.
Um......got some nice clothes,got loads of grown up stuff for my car.A pink liscence holder thing,pink ice scraper,spongey things which I guess are for cleaning it and a cd car holder thing  :D  Various vouchers,shit loads of chocolate ( :? ) ooooo and I got the STFC calender too which I think is pretty cool and I'm liking the new shape and the pictures inside are really cool. My birthday month is jack smith woooooo.


Title: Best Present?
Post by: stfc11 on Tuesday, December 26, 2006, 12:53:02
i got a new phone (sony ericsson K800i) :D  lee evans dvd, swindon pen, swindon calender x2! Radio thing for my ipod..chocolate and some books 8)


Title: Best Present?
Post by: sonic youth on Tuesday, December 26, 2006, 15:19:24
Quote from: "Whits"
i got 12 pairs of socks this christmas  :|

plus some other stuff


i need some socks, didn't get any this year.

i got twin peaks on dvd and a couple of books.


Title: Best Present?
Post by: Chubbs on Tuesday, December 26, 2006, 16:54:44
edit-wrong post


Title: Best Present?
Post by: Leggett on Tuesday, December 26, 2006, 17:41:03
mitchell and webb live DVD
socks
boxers
mighty boosh boxset
money

and lots of good stuff :)


was a brilliant day, well good.


Title: Best Present?
Post by: DV on Tuesday, December 26, 2006, 19:18:27
3 points today


Title: Best Present?
Post by: DMR on Tuesday, December 26, 2006, 19:38:59
DV you need to get out more.

The old man got me a new 14 club Skymax golf set which is ace.


Title: Best Present?
Post by: DV on Tuesday, December 26, 2006, 19:40:05
long story, but my christmas present hasnt arrived yet...out of bloody stock despite being ordered in November


Title: Best Present?
Post by: DMR on Tuesday, December 26, 2006, 19:50:58
Well then you should have ordered it in July, I bet you're ruing your mistake now.


Title: Best Present?
Post by: Compo on Tuesday, December 26, 2006, 19:52:24
My girl got me 2 tickets 2 see The Killers in Feb..............

good girl :\/


Title: Best Present?
Post by: reeves4england on Tuesday, December 26, 2006, 21:57:07
Digtal camera (6.0 Mpixel for anyone who cares)  :D
Cuff link case (ie Man's jewellery box)  :)
Pro Evo 6  8)
STFC mug
HMV voucher
Money
Chocolate

and other little things!


Title: Best Present?
Post by: Bogus Dave on Tuesday, December 26, 2006, 22:18:14
New laptop woohoo
Soccer am and pirates of the carribean
Fifa 07
Clubland 10  8)
Chris moyle autobiog
Lots of chocolates
Quite a bit of lynx stuff  :?
Sum alcohol  :beers:


Title: Best Present?
Post by: Spud on Tuesday, December 26, 2006, 22:20:24
Quote from: "Compo"
My girl got me 2 tickets 2 see The Killers in Feb..............

good girl :\/


 :?

My best present has to be Peep Show series 3 to go with the previous 2, proper aceness.


Title: Best Present?
Post by: Simon Pieman on Tuesday, December 26, 2006, 22:22:15
Boxing day in the Merlin without Fatbury


Title: Best Present?
Post by: Simon Pieman on Tuesday, December 26, 2006, 22:22:41
I think Fatbury was having sexy time with DV85 in the car park


Title: Best Present?
Post by: DV on Tuesday, December 26, 2006, 22:24:27
I dont think he was...

I wasnt even there


Title: Best Present?
Post by: Spud on Tuesday, December 26, 2006, 22:30:52
Quote from: "simon pieman"
Boxing day in the Merlin without Fatbury


 :soapy tit wank:


Title: Best Present?
Post by: Rich Pullen on Tuesday, December 26, 2006, 22:57:38
I got...

6x Pairs of socks.
Clothes
Swindon scarf
Book on Russian Football post-Communism (very good thus far)
Miniture Stonehenge  :shock:
Vouchers et al


Title: Best Present?
Post by: Luci on Tuesday, December 26, 2006, 23:06:50
Signed Xmas card from squad of STFC  8)
Money  
Clothes


Title: Best Present?
Post by: flammableBen on Wednesday, December 27, 2006, 00:49:36
Where was fatbury? I sort of missed him.


Title: Best Present?
Post by: sonic youth on Wednesday, December 27, 2006, 01:39:40
Quote from: "RichPullen"
Book on Russian Football post-Communism (very good thus far)


that's the sort of thing i find interesting.

i presume this makes me - and you - a bit weird


Title: Best Present?
Post by: millom red on Wednesday, December 27, 2006, 07:01:57
I got a tangarine in my stocking :mrgreen:


Title: Best Present?
Post by: Danjackson10 on Wednesday, December 27, 2006, 09:31:40
Socks
Ski Gloves
CD's
Guitar bag
DOND Board game
Clothes
AND MORE SOCKS!


Title: Best Present?
Post by: strooood on Wednesday, December 27, 2006, 12:44:03
fucking hell i got loads more than any of you pikeys  8)


Title: Best Present?
Post by: Fred Elliot on Wednesday, December 27, 2006, 12:49:43
New digital camera





Which I proceeded to break celebrating Pecocks goal   :cry:


Title: Best Present?
Post by: Samdy Gray on Wednesday, December 27, 2006, 12:51:57
Fred you tit


Title: Best Present?
Post by: oxford_fan on Wednesday, December 27, 2006, 12:58:56
some bucks
planet earth dvd
might boosh dvd
george foreman grill
george foreman grill cleaner
molton brown toiletries
socks
fucking pen and paper


Title: Best Present?
Post by: Fred Elliot on Wednesday, December 27, 2006, 13:11:23
Quote from: "sam_stfc"
Fred you tit


Fucking gutted Sam

Going to try and take it back tomorrow   :(


Title: Best Present?
Post by: Samdy Gray on Wednesday, December 27, 2006, 14:31:08
Quote from: "Fred Elliot"
Quote from: "sam_stfc"
Fred you tit


Fucking gutted Sam

Going to try and take it back tomorrow   :(


Tell 'em it was broke when you got it out the box.


Title: Best Present?
Post by: sonic youth on Wednesday, December 27, 2006, 14:46:13
Quote from: "strooood"
fucking hell i got loads more than any of you pikeys  8)


only because you stole it all.


Title: Best Present?
Post by: red macca on Wednesday, December 27, 2006, 14:52:18
Quote from: "strooood"
fucking hell i got loads more than any of you pikeys  8)
Aids doesnt count


Title: Best Present?
Post by: Sussex on Wednesday, December 27, 2006, 16:45:13
Issey Miyake perfume stuff
Chris Moyles biog (x2)
NME essential bands cd
Live Lounge cd
Student cook book  :roll:
Dick Matticks '50 of the finest STFC matches' book
A shiney new HiFi
And a Christmas snog from Macca  :?


Title: Best Present?
Post by: red macca on Wednesday, December 27, 2006, 16:47:10
Quote from: "Sussex Red"
Issey Miyake perfume stuff
Chris Moyles biog (x2)
NME essential bands cd
Live Lounge cd
Student cook book  :roll:
Dick Matticks '50 of the finest STFC matches' book
A shiney new HiFi
And a Christmas snog from Macca  :?
:Ride On Fatbury's Lovestick:  :Ride On Fatbury's Lovestick:  but you looked pretty


Title: Best Present?
Post by: Fred Elliot on Wednesday, December 27, 2006, 16:47:40
Quote from: "Sussex Red"
Issey Miyake perfume stuff
Chris Moyles biog (x2)
NME essential bands cd
Live Lounge cd
Student cook book  :roll:
Dick Matticks '50 of the finest STFC matches' book
A shiney new HiFi
And a Christmas snog from Macca  :?


Nipple clamps ??????


Title: Best Present?
Post by: sonic youth on Wednesday, December 27, 2006, 16:48:28
was he wearing birdy's clothes again?


Title: Best Present?
Post by: red macca on Wednesday, December 27, 2006, 16:49:28
yep and he smelt of lady shaver cream


Title: Best Present?
Post by: Simon Pieman on Wednesday, December 27, 2006, 16:52:49
Quote from: "Fred Elliot"
Quote from: "Sussex Red"
Issey Miyake perfume stuff
Chris Moyles biog (x2)
NME essential bands cd
Live Lounge cd
Student cook book  :roll:
Dick Matticks '50 of the finest STFC matches' book
A shiney new HiFi
And a Christmas snog from Macca  :?


Nipple clamps ??????


I'm glad I was getting all serious talking about the board. I missed the dodgy pics.


Title: Best Present?
Post by: Sussex on Wednesday, December 27, 2006, 16:53:10
Quote from: "Fred Elliot"
Nipple clamps ??????


flammableBen's an ungrateful sod, he didn't even try them on.


Title: Best Present?
Post by: red macca on Wednesday, December 27, 2006, 16:53:57
i also got frisked on the way in aswell the cunts..so that was a extra treat :D

did'nt find the rum though did they fred :wink:


Title: Best Present?
Post by: Fred Elliot on Wednesday, December 27, 2006, 16:58:20
certainly didnt mate   :beers:  :beers:  :beers:

I was wasted.................took me over an hour to walk home to the New Inn


Title: Best Present?
Post by: red macca on Wednesday, December 27, 2006, 16:58:49
took me that long to get to the bulldog :D


Title: Best Present?
Post by: Scot Munroe on Wednesday, December 27, 2006, 17:12:53
Quote from: "red macca"
i also got frisked on the way in aswell the cunts..so that was a extra treat :D

:


I saw that.

My presents were.

New Tv 19inch LCD, Built in DVD.
Watch
and some clothes.


Title: Best Present?
Post by: Sussex on Wednesday, December 27, 2006, 17:18:01
Quote from: "SwindonUltra"
New Tv 19inch LCD, Built in DVD.
Watch and some clothes.


Link?


Title: Best Present?
Post by: Fred Elliot on Wednesday, December 27, 2006, 17:21:37
:Ride On Fatbury's Lovestick:  :Ride On Fatbury's Lovestick:  :Ride On Fatbury's Lovestick:


Title: Best Present?
Post by: Fred Elliot on Wednesday, December 27, 2006, 17:22:18
Quote from: "simon pieman"
Quote from: "Fred Elliot"
Quote from: "Sussex Red"
Issey Miyake perfume stuff
Chris Moyles biog (x2)
NME essential bands cd
Live Lounge cd
Student cook book  :roll:
Dick Matticks '50 of the finest STFC matches' book
A shiney new HiFi
And a Christmas snog from Macca  :?


Nipple clamps ??????


I'm glad I was getting all serious talking about the board. I missed the dodgy pics.


Same here Si


Title: Best Present?
Post by: mattboyslim on Wednesday, December 27, 2006, 18:20:59
Pretty low key stuff for me, Jamiroquai, Johnny cash and Faithless CDs, and some wonga to put towards a bit of a home cinema system.


Title: Best Present?
Post by: Ralphy on Thursday, December 28, 2006, 11:16:23
I have some late presents arriving later today.

Dad is buying me a toaster, kettle, iron and a George Foreman fat bastard frying machine thingy.


Title: Best Present?
Post by: Bushey Boy on Thursday, December 28, 2006, 11:22:50
ralph are you in yet?


Title: Best Present?
Post by: STFC Village on Thursday, December 28, 2006, 11:23:58
Quote from: "Bushey Boy"
ralph are you in yet?
Bet that's not the first time you've asked him that


Title: Best Present?
Post by: Ralphy on Thursday, December 28, 2006, 11:26:16
:Ride On Fatbury's Lovestick:

Not yet Ash no!

2nd Jan.


Title: Best Present?
Post by: Barry Scott on Thursday, December 28, 2006, 12:20:26
Aftershave
DVDs (Russell Brand & Clarkson
Book (some book of quotations :? )
CDs (Hybrid's last 2 albums and Nina Simone)
Money
One of those nice corkscrews
Gift vouchers
Airzooka

And I got this, it's the fucking Shizzam. :D

http://www.play.com/Gadgets/Gadgets/4-/3273135/Super_Micro_R_C_Helicopter/Product.html


Title: Best Present?
Post by: Chubbs on Thursday, December 28, 2006, 15:38:39
the best pressie i got purley coz its the only one i didint know i was getting was the swindon away top.


Title: Best Present?
Post by: Rich Pullen on Friday, December 29, 2006, 11:08:47
Quote from: "sonic youth"
Quote from: "RichPullen"
Book on Russian Football post-Communism (very good thus far)


that's the sort of thing i find interesting.

i presume this makes me - and you - a bit weird


Possibly - I also got books on the history of German and Spanish football but that just makes me a nerd.

Behind The Curtain
by Jonathan Wilson
http://www.westminsterbookshop.co.uk/images/475/0752869078.jpg


Title: Best Present?
Post by: cavpete on Friday, December 29, 2006, 11:12:57
Got Adolf Hitlers mien kampf in German and English versions for crimbo. Very interesting and disturbing read. but that book behind the curtain sounds good.


Title: Best Present?
Post by: red macca on Friday, December 29, 2006, 11:14:57
Quote from: "cavpete"
Got Adolf Hitlers mien kampf in German and English versions for crimbo. Very interesting and disturbing read. but that book behind the curtain sounds good.
i got the auschwitz  book  thats some horrible shit but very interesting and steven gerrards autobiography


Title: Best Present?
Post by: cavpete on Friday, December 29, 2006, 11:18:04
Quote from: "red macca"
Quote from: "cavpete"
Got Adolf Hitlers mien kampf in German and English versions for crimbo. Very interesting and disturbing read. but that book behind the curtain sounds good.
i got the auschwitz  book  thats some horrible shit but very interesting and steven gerrards autobiography



been to Auschwitz and Belsen when i was in Germany whilst in the raf that was the most disturbing visits i ever had done. Ten years ago i went and still sends shivers down my spine..


Title: Best Present?
Post by: red macca on Friday, December 29, 2006, 11:19:10
Quote from: "cavpete"
Quote from: "red macca"
Quote from: "cavpete"
Got Adolf Hitlers mien kampf in German and English versions for crimbo. Very interesting and disturbing read. but that book behind the curtain sounds good.
i got the auschwitz  book  thats some horrible shit but very interesting and steven gerrards autobiography



been to Auschwitz and Belsen when i was in Germany whilst in the raf that was the most disturbing visits i ever had done. Ten years ago i went and still sends shivers down my spine..
In a strange way i would like to go myself.Is it like walking through cavendish square on a sunday night :wink:


Title: Best Present?
Post by: cavpete on Friday, December 29, 2006, 11:22:47
Quote from: "red macca"
Quote from: "cavpete"
Quote from: "red macca"
Quote from: "cavpete"
Got Adolf Hitlers mien kampf in German and English versions for crimbo. Very interesting and disturbing read. but that book behind the curtain sounds good.
i got the auschwitz  book  thats some horrible shit but very interesting and steven gerrards autobiography



been to Auschwitz and Belsen when i was in Germany whilst in the raf that was the most disturbing visits i ever had done. Ten years ago i went and still sends shivers down my spine..
In a strange way i would like to go myself.Is it like walking through cavendish square on a sunday night :wink:


since they knocked half of it down no soapy tit wank. but when cock robin was going then i would agree soapy tit wank.
 Very disturbing place Auschwitz have to look at the rooms they are full of shoes,glasses,clothes etc and if you look you'll see kids clothes babies toys etc that's the lump in the throat.


Title: Best Present?
Post by: Chubbs on Friday, December 29, 2006, 12:34:58
I only managed to go to auchwitz on my second attempt, i pussied out on the first go, i was only 13, and i was just so scared, purley as a fair few memebers of my family were captured and taken there,
I finaly managed to go again a few months ago and it was one of the most sureal visits i have ever made, it was horrible, but very interesting at the same time.


Title: Best Present?
Post by: cavpete on Friday, December 29, 2006, 12:41:15
Sorry to here that. Allegedly we had a few relatives who was in sobivor. Belsen was scary so quiet and tranquil not what it was like 65 years ago. Believe its a nunnery know i think.


Title: Best Present?
Post by: Rich Pullen on Friday, December 29, 2006, 13:08:12
Quote from: "cavpete"
been to Auschwitz and Belsen .


I used to live near Belsen... Went when I was young but even then there was an eerie atmosphere.


Title: Best Present?
Post by: STFC Village on Friday, December 29, 2006, 14:20:33
Only on the townend.com, could a thread go from christmas presents to genocide in 6 pages


Title: Best Present?
Post by: cavpete on Friday, December 29, 2006, 14:30:00
and back to fluffy toys