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Title: Haldane banned for Stanley clash
Post by: News Monkey on Friday, December 22, 2006, 19:52:56
TeamTalk - Bristol Rovers boss Paul Trollope will be without the suspended Lewis Haldane for the clash with Accrington at the Memorial Stadium.The 21-year-old striker received his fifth booking of the season in the 2-1 defeat by Swindon and now has to serve a one-match ban.

Read more... (http://uk.sports.yahoo.com/22122006/1/haldane-banned-stanley-clash.html)


Title: Haldane banned for Stanley clash
Post by: blinkpip on Friday, December 22, 2006, 21:45:31
who gives a monkey ass about Rovers or Stanley.


Title: Haldane banned for Stanley clash
Post by: cavpete on Saturday, December 23, 2006, 09:17:37
so what relevance has this got to do with swindon.................


Title: Haldane banned for Stanley clash
Post by: sonic youth on Saturday, December 23, 2006, 09:20:35
the monkey picks up any news items with the word swindon in.


Title: Haldane banned for Stanley clash
Post by: cavpete on Sunday, December 24, 2006, 17:19:08
so how come there is no posts saying SWINDONS hottest anal porn star does a double dildo lesbian action film...


Title: Haldane banned for Stanley clash
Post by: Simon Pieman on Sunday, December 24, 2006, 17:51:20
Because the monkey would have to subscribe to some dodgy porno RSS feed, which I'm sure he only uses for his own personal use.


Title: Haldane banned for Stanley clash
Post by: Bennett on Sunday, December 24, 2006, 17:58:08
surely he could share?


Title: Haldane banned for Stanley clash
Post by: cavpete on Sunday, December 24, 2006, 18:30:12
Well it is xmas goodwill to all perverts


Title: Haldane banned for Stanley clash
Post by: pauld on Sunday, December 24, 2006, 19:56:14
Quote from: "cavpete"
so how come there is no posts saying SWINDONS hottest anal porn star does a double dildo lesbian action film...

Bitter at missing out on PR for your latest flick Pete? Have a word with your agent  :D


Title: Haldane banned for Stanley clash
Post by: Simon Pieman on Sunday, December 24, 2006, 19:59:49
Quote from: "bennett"
surely he could share?


I wouldn't share anything of the monkey's. No offence to him, he's a safe geezer, but AIDS came from those creatures.


Title: Haldane banned for Stanley clash
Post by: cavpete on Monday, December 25, 2006, 07:38:58
Quote from: "pauld"
Quote from: "cavpete"
so how come there is no posts saying SWINDONS hottest anal porn star does a double dildo lesbian action film...

Bitter at missing out on PR for your latest flick Pete? Have a word with your agent  :D



But how did you know it was me? Bloody cant keep a secret on here especially if its porn related.