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Title: Found this in the adver website Post by: SwindonTartanArmy on Tuesday, December 19, 2006, 15:31:13 Quote STFC’s club shop is top of the league ALTHOUGH my husband has been a lifelong Swindon Town supporter, I must admit to the cardinal sin of having no interest in football at all. However, my 13-year-old grandson is following in grandfather's footsteps and is an avid Town supporter. Wanting to add to his memorabilia, I decided, for the first time, to pay a visit to the Swindon Town shop at the County Ground. What a joy! My first encounter was with the stadium manager, a most helpful and delightful gentleman. In the shop I was served by his wife who again was charming, helpful and so enthusiastic. Advertisement continued... The shop itself is superb, bursting with gifts all appertaining to Swindon Town. An Aladdin's cave run by a wonderful, enthusiastic team. These people are doing a wonderful job and need all the praise which is well deserved. M GREENWOOD Wanborough Swindon :Ride On Fatbury's Lovestick: Surely, she jests! Title: Found this in the adver website Post by: STFCBird on Tuesday, December 19, 2006, 15:35:00 it is in preparation for the letter Yeovil Red sent them :D
Title: Re: Found this in the adver website Post by: Fred Elliot on Tuesday, December 19, 2006, 15:39:56 Quote from: "SwindonTartanArmy" Quote STFC’s club shop is top of the league ALTHOUGH my husband has been a lifelong Swindon Town supporter, I must admit to the cardinal sin of having no interest in football at all. However, my 13-year-old grandson is following in grandfather's footsteps and is an avid Town supporter. Wanting to add to his memorabilia, I decided, for the first time, to pay a visit to the Swindon Town shop at the County Ground. What a joy! My first encounter was with the stadium manager, a most helpful and delightful gentleman. In the shop I was served by his wife who again was charming, helpful and so enthusiastic. Advertisement continued... The shop itself is superb, bursting with gifts all appertaining to Swindon Town. An Aladdin's cave run by a wonderful, enthusiastic team. These people are doing a wonderful job and need all the praise which is well deserved. Mrs J Holt, Swindon (piss take - oviously) :Ride On Fatbury's Lovestick: Surely, she jests! Title: Found this in the adver website Post by: millom red on Tuesday, December 19, 2006, 15:46:29 Would that be Bob Holts missus then? I know it the pantomime season but........Ermm
Yeovil couldnt get a shirt! Title: Found this in the adver website Post by: Arriba on Tuesday, December 19, 2006, 15:47:48 so the letter writer was introduced to 2 people who told them their jobs and marital status?
a friend of theirs one thinks! Title: Found this in the adver website Post by: janaage on Tuesday, December 19, 2006, 15:54:28 I think she should have signed the letter off
"I don't get out much, M Greenwood Wanborough Swindon" How can you be that impressed by any shop? Makes me wonder two things. How would she react if she ever went to Asda Walmart. And how long would it take her to do a weekly shop if she stopped and found out the marital status of all the employees? Title: Found this in the adver website Post by: DV on Tuesday, December 19, 2006, 15:56:37 to be fair, most teams in this league have leaky, cold, damp port-a-cabins as club shops. So in that aspect ours is pretty decent.
However, its nothing compared to Bradford two tier multi-sports store!! Title: Found this in the adver website Post by: janaage on Tuesday, December 19, 2006, 16:03:43 M Greenwood's other grandson supports Bradford!! :wink:
Do you think she'll write in about other shops she has visited "Dear Sirs My Grandaughter's a bit of a goer, when she can't get her hands on a bit of cock she loves a bit of personal stimulation. With this in mind I visited Anne Summers to get her a rampant rabbitt, my God!! What an amazing shop. I must confess I'm a bit of a frigid bitch so never thought of going into one of these shops before, but I'm hooked. Not only did I buy my grandaughter her rabbit (which I did try out myself) but I came out of the shop £1,000 out of pocket, but with a lovely pair of crotchless panties to name one item I just had to buy. The shop assistamts were fantastic, I even got a number off of one of the girls, we're going dogging down Dorcan next Friday night!! See you all there M Greenwood Wanborough Swindon" Title: Found this in the adver website Post by: mattboyslim on Tuesday, December 19, 2006, 16:12:26 :Ride On Fatbury's Lovestick:
Title: Found this in the adver website Post by: jayohaitchenn on Tuesday, December 19, 2006, 16:15:24 Quote from: "janaage" I even got a number off of one of the girls, we're going dogging down Dorcan next Friday night!! See you all there M Greenwood Wanborough Swindon" what time? Title: Found this in the adver website Post by: janaage on Tuesday, December 19, 2006, 16:25:38 You can't go doggin, you'd be too easy to spot with you orange hat, and pants outside of your jeans!!
Title: Found this in the adver website Post by: jayohaitchenn on Tuesday, December 19, 2006, 16:31:07 isn't that the point of it? :D
Title: Found this in the adver website Post by: yeo on Tuesday, December 19, 2006, 17:11:31 Yes I read that in the pub I havent written to the adver yet but im gonna :mrgreen:
Title: Found this in the adver website Post by: Mexicano Rojo on Tuesday, December 19, 2006, 18:08:49 i bet you dont you lazy cunt
Title: Found this in the adver website Post by: millom red on Wednesday, December 20, 2006, 16:42:03 Quote from: "janaage" M Greenwood's other grandson supports Bradford!! :wink: Do you think she'll write in about other shops she has visited "Dear Sirs My Grandaughter's a bit of a goer, when she can't get her hands on a bit of cock she loves a bit of personal stimulation. With this in mind I visited Anne Summers to get her a rampant rabbitt, my God!! What an amazing shop. I must confess I'm a bit of a frigid bitch so never thought of going into one of these shops before, but I'm hooked. Not only did I buy my grandaughter her rabbit (which I did try out myself) but I came out of the shop £1,000 out of pocket, but with a lovely pair of crotchless panties to name one item I just had to buy. The shop assistamts were fantastic, I even got a number off of one of the girls, we're going dogging down Dorcan next Friday night!! See you all there M Greenwood Wanborough Swindon" That deserves a print run of t-shirts in its own right rob for it's hilarity. Make sure they are orange! :mrgreen: Title: Found this in the adver website Post by: Frigby Daser on Wednesday, December 20, 2006, 20:36:57 i might write one to the Evening Standard,
That Harrod's is an absolute hidden-gem - an Aladdin's cave of wonders run by a charming bubbly character and his army of little elfs. Title: Found this in the adver website Post by: philbost on Wednesday, December 20, 2006, 21:00:29 Quote from: "mexico red" i bet you dont you lazy cunt :Ride On Fatbury's Lovestick: You know him well mex!! :beers: Title: Found this in the adver website Post by: millom red on Thursday, December 21, 2006, 05:14:12 I want my Greenwood Wanborough shirt! Come on Rob, pull your finger out!
Title: Found this in the adver website Post by: SwindonTartanArmy on Thursday, December 21, 2006, 09:24:49 Quote from: "millom red" I want my Greenwood Wanborough shirt! Come on Rob, pull your finger out! Do one yourself! :mrgreen: |