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Title: Writing my CV...
Post by: juddie on Monday, December 11, 2006, 23:12:54
... and I can't help but think I sound like a cnut!!


Title: Writing my CV...
Post by: Samdy Gray on Monday, December 11, 2006, 23:15:00
Just go with it, you've got to big yourself up.

Mines utter bullshit, but the CEO of Target Express told me it was the most professional CV he's ever seen.


Title: Writing my CV...
Post by: Bennett on Monday, December 11, 2006, 23:15:24
you do have a quote from pirates of the caribbean as your signature.....


Title: Writing my CV...
Post by: Simon Pieman on Monday, December 11, 2006, 23:17:52
Quote from: "sam_stfc"
Just go with it, you've got to big yourself up.

Mines utter bullshit, but the CEO of Target Express told me it was the most professional CV he's ever seen.


Is that who you work for?


Title: Writing my CV...
Post by: Samdy Gray on Monday, December 11, 2006, 23:19:09
Quote from: "simon pieman"
Quote from: "sam_stfc"
Just go with it, you've got to big yourself up.

Mines utter bullshit, but the CEO of Target Express told me it was the most professional CV he's ever seen.


Is that who you work for?


No  :D

My interview technique let me down.


Title: Writing my CV...
Post by: Simon Pieman on Monday, December 11, 2006, 23:25:25
Haha. Was it like a Badger moment

Interviewer: "So how did you save millions then?

The Badger: "Well I...Er...Increased....Er.....Efficiency"

Interviewer: "But how did you actually do it?"

The Badger: "Yeah efficiency"

Interviewer: "You made this up didn't you?"

The Badger: "Efficiency"


Title: Writing my CV...
Post by: Samdy Gray on Monday, December 11, 2006, 23:27:28
Actually no. He asked me loads of weired questions like 'Playstation or X-box?'.


Title: Writing my CV...
Post by: Simon Pieman on Monday, December 11, 2006, 23:28:54
Nintendo.

You've got to think outside the box sam  :wink:
You live by the rules you die by the rules.

If I say any more cliche bollocks I will turn into David Brent.


Title: Writing my CV...
Post by: juddie on Monday, December 11, 2006, 23:43:34
so what you saying bennett?!!!!

I know you gotta big yourself up, but it does'tt make you sound any less os a peenarse.

New year, new job for me.