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Title: Anyone on here drive a silver Corsa?
Post by: Samdy Gray on Saturday, December 9, 2006, 20:31:15
If it was you that had the two scarfs in your back window on the way back from Walsall today I'd like to thank you for nearly killing me. You are a prize cunt.

Having someone cut you up at 100mph on the M5 is probably the most scariest thing thats ever happened to me. My missus burst into tears and I had to move over so sharply I was about two inches away from hitting the central reservation and rolling the car down the road for half a mile.

I was right fucking next to him, how the fuck did the cunt not see me. He didn't even have the decency to apologise, spineless wanker.

Rant over.


Title: Anyone on here drive a silver Corsa?
Post by: Arriba on Saturday, December 9, 2006, 20:33:00
get his plate no.if so share it with us.
bad drivers make me mad


Title: Anyone on here drive a silver Corsa?
Post by: Samdy Gray on Saturday, December 9, 2006, 20:33:46
No I didn't get his number. I wish I fucking did.


Title: Anyone on here drive a silver Corsa?
Post by: walrus on Saturday, December 9, 2006, 20:35:43
Corsa drivers keeping up the reputation  8)

In fairness he might not have realised he did it....


Title: Anyone on here drive a silver Corsa?
Post by: my-velocity on Saturday, December 9, 2006, 20:39:48
Drivers like that shouldn't be allowed on the road end off, just put other people at risk.


Title: Anyone on here drive a silver Corsa?
Post by: Samdy Gray on Saturday, December 9, 2006, 20:41:14
Quote from: "Walrus"
Corsa drivers keeping up the reputation  8)

In fairness he might not have realised he did it....


Oh he knows. I held the horn on for about ten seconds, flashed my lights at him and gave him :wanker: signs when I passed him.


Title: Anyone on here drive a silver Corsa?
Post by: Amir on Saturday, December 9, 2006, 20:42:05
Shouldn't have been driving at 100mph.


Title: Anyone on here drive a silver Corsa?
Post by: Samdy Gray on Saturday, December 9, 2006, 20:45:36
Quote from: "Amir"
Shouldn't have been driving at 100mph.


Was just keeping up with the other traffic.


Title: Anyone on here drive a silver Corsa?
Post by: Amir on Saturday, December 9, 2006, 20:46:38
Quote from: "Amir"
Shouldn't have been driving at 100mph.


Don't mean to be harsh saying that, but it might not have happened if you'd have been going at a normal speed, and if it did you'd have more time to react and less likely to be seriously hurt if he did plough into you.


Title: Anyone on here drive a silver Corsa?
Post by: Simon Pieman on Saturday, December 9, 2006, 20:47:09
Quote from: "sam_stfc"
Quote from: "Amir"
Shouldn't have been driving at 100mph.


Was just keeping up with the other traffic.


Hear the one about the pot calling the kettle black?


Title: Anyone on here drive a silver Corsa?
Post by: Samdy Gray on Saturday, December 9, 2006, 20:49:43
Quote from: "simon pieman"
Quote from: "sam_stfc"
Quote from: "Amir"
Shouldn't have been driving at 100mph.


Was just keeping up with the other traffic.


Hear the one about the pot calling the kettle black?


Fuck off. Never mind how fast I was going, you try being cut up like that at any speed and you'll understand.


Title: Anyone on here drive a silver Corsa?
Post by: Fred Elliot on Saturday, December 9, 2006, 20:58:59
Nah

I was in an Aston Martin Vanquish  8)

Fucking truth !


Title: Anyone on here drive a silver Corsa?
Post by: DV on Saturday, December 9, 2006, 21:00:46
post the pic!


Title: Anyone on here drive a silver Corsa?
Post by: Compo on Saturday, December 9, 2006, 21:02:16
The guy sounds a prick, i hope u find him.................


Title: Anyone on here drive a silver Corsa?
Post by: Fred Elliot on Saturday, December 9, 2006, 21:08:19
Quote from: "DV85"
post the pic!


http://i109.photobucket.com/albums/n70/FredElliot_2006/DSCF0021.jpg

I am embarrased to do it because it feels like I am lording it and Paul who's car it is a top bloke and so down to earth that when I saw it I couldn't believe it.

PaulD had to squash in the back all the way home whilst I was in the front drinking 4 cans of Blackthorn

 :Ride On Fatbury's Lovestick:  :beers:  :Ride On Fatbury's Lovestick:  :beers:


Title: Anyone on here drive a silver Corsa?
Post by: Samdy Gray on Saturday, December 9, 2006, 21:14:09
^^^ That car made me do a little sex-wee.


Title: Anyone on here drive a silver Corsa?
Post by: magicroundabout on Sunday, December 10, 2006, 00:42:05
Quote from: "Fred Elliot"
Quote from: "DV85"
post the pic!


http://i109.photobucket.com/albums/n70/FredElliot_2006/DSCF0021.jpg

I am embarrased to do it because it feels like I am lording it and Paul who's car it is a top bloke and so down to earth that when I saw it I couldn't believe it.

PaulD had to squash in the back all the way home whilst I was in the front drinking 4 cans of Blackthorn

 :Ride On Fatbury's Lovestick:  :beers:  :Ride On Fatbury's Lovestick:  :beers:


i don't know you fred but i'm gonna call you a cunt.

why??? cos you've lorded it up in one of my most favourite cars on the way to a fucking swindon game. how much better can you get eh????

cunt :wink:


Title: Anyone on here drive a silver Corsa?
Post by: pauld on Sunday, December 10, 2006, 00:51:07
It's fucking uncomfortable in the back though. Unless you're some sort of midget contortionist which sadly I'm not


Title: Anyone on here drive a silver Corsa?
Post by: Spud on Sunday, December 10, 2006, 01:17:12
We were parked in a big fook off puddle.  :|


Title: Anyone on here drive a silver Corsa?
Post by: Simon Pieman on Sunday, December 10, 2006, 12:53:29
Quote from: "sam_stfc"
Quote from: "simon pieman"
Quote from: "sam_stfc"
Quote from: "Amir"
Shouldn't have been driving at 100mph.


Was just keeping up with the other traffic.


Hear the one about the pot calling the kettle black?


Fuck off. Never mind how fast I was going, you try being cut up like that at any speed and you'll understand.


There's a reason for a speed limit, i.e. you were driving 30mph faster than it which was probably dangerous.

Getting cut up was probably more dangerous but like Amir said, if you went into the back of someone, you'd be the cunt.


Title: Anyone on here drive a silver Corsa?
Post by: Piemonte on Sunday, December 10, 2006, 13:08:35
Fred. I was in the Abel focus parked next to you. I pissed on the wheels and jizzed on the windscreen od you vanquish :wink:

You flash cunt. so thats  where the consortium money is going eh?

 :wink:


Title: Anyone on here drive a silver Corsa?
Post by: Mexicano Rojo on Sunday, December 10, 2006, 13:25:55
i keyed it.

trust membership goes up so does matchday transport eh?


Title: Anyone on here drive a silver Corsa?
Post by: Fred Elliot on Sunday, December 10, 2006, 20:02:02
Quote from: "mexico red"
i keyed it.

trust membership goes up so does matchday transport eh?


I've invested all your quids wisely !


Title: Anyone on here drive a silver Corsa?
Post by: Fred Elliot on Sunday, December 10, 2006, 20:02:37
Quote from: "Piemonte"
Fred. I was in the Abel focus parked next to you. I pissed on the wheels and jizzed on the windscreen od you vanquish :wink:

You flash cunt. so thats  where the consortium money is going eh?

 :wink:


BTW my real name is Robert Maxwell   :)


Title: Anyone on here drive a silver Corsa?
Post by: Sussex on Sunday, December 10, 2006, 20:29:17
Quote from: "Fred Elliot"
http://i109.photobucket.com/albums/n70/FredElliot_2006/DSCF0021.jpg


I got run over in the car park by some lunatic in an Aston Martin Vanquish. That's me in the background putting on a sling.

Thanks for that.


Title: Anyone on here drive a silver Corsa?
Post by: SwindonTownFC on Sunday, December 10, 2006, 20:32:44
Quote from: "Sussex Red"
Quote from: "Fred Elliot"
http://i109.photobucket.com/albums/n70/FredElliot_2006/DSCF0021.jpg


I got run over in the car park by some lunatic in an Aston Martin Vanquish. That's me in the background putting on a sling.

Thanks for that.


 :Ride On Fatbury's Lovestick: idiot


Title: Anyone on here drive a silver Corsa?
Post by: Samdy Gray on Sunday, December 10, 2006, 20:37:53
Quote from: "simon pieman"
Quote from: "sam_stfc"
Quote from: "simon pieman"
Quote from: "sam_stfc"
Quote from: "Amir"
Shouldn't have been driving at 100mph.


Was just keeping up with the other traffic.


Hear the one about the pot calling the kettle black?


Fuck off. Never mind how fast I was going, you try being cut up like that at any speed and you'll understand.


There's a reason for a speed limit, i.e. you were driving 30mph faster than it which was probably dangerous.

Getting cut up was probably more dangerous but like Amir said, if you went into the back of someone, you'd be the cunt.


I admit I was over the speed limit, but so are nearly all the other drivers using motorways. Most accidents on motorways are caused by inattention, tailgating and changing lanes without looking - none of which I've done.


Title: Anyone on here drive a silver Corsa?
Post by: Batch on Sunday, December 10, 2006, 20:46:38
Nice Aston. Yet still the word "tosser" springs to mind :)

Who drives at 70 on a quiet motorway?


Title: Anyone on here drive a silver Corsa?
Post by: Fred Elliot on Sunday, December 10, 2006, 20:47:36
Quote from: "Batch"
Nice Aston. Yet still the word "tosser" springs to mind :)

Who drives at 70 on a quiet motorway?


Thanks Batch

 :wink:


Title: Anyone on here drive a silver Corsa?
Post by: Bushey Boy on Sunday, December 10, 2006, 21:58:39
the 70mph limit is pathetic


Title: Anyone on here drive a silver Corsa?
Post by: Batch on Sunday, December 10, 2006, 22:00:51
Quote from: "Fred Elliot"
Quote from: "Batch"
Nice Aston. Yet still the word "tosser" springs to mind :)

Who drives at 70 on a quiet motorway?


Thanks Batch

 :wink:


To be fair, anyone who has (or is in) a better car than me is a tosser by default.


Title: Anyone on here drive a silver Corsa?
Post by: Fred Elliot on Sunday, December 10, 2006, 23:34:24
cunt


Title: Anyone on here drive a silver Corsa?
Post by: Sade on Monday, December 11, 2006, 00:01:33
:D  That car is lush, I was oggling it as it went into the carpark too.


Title: Anyone on here drive a silver Corsa?
Post by: Simon Pieman on Monday, December 11, 2006, 00:21:53
One of the partners at my work has one of them.

And 70mph may be 'pathetic' but not everyone drives cars that are safe enough to drive at 100mph, ergo it is irresponsible to be doing 100mph.

It's like a house burglar having a go at an armed robber, one's obviously worse than the other, but doesn't have a right to take the moral high groound.

And that's a simile (I think).


Title: Anyone on here drive a silver Corsa?
Post by: Leggett on Monday, December 11, 2006, 00:24:06
that car is indeed quite nice. bit better than my sunny :P


Title: Anyone on here drive a silver Corsa?
Post by: millom red on Monday, December 11, 2006, 05:24:04
Quote from: "simon pieman"
One of the partners at my work has one of them.

And 70mph may be 'pathetic' but not everyone drives cars that are safe enough to drive at 100mph, ergo it is irresponsible to be doing 100mph.

It's like a house burglar having a go at an armed robber, one's obviously worse than the other, but doesn't have a right to take the moral high groound.

And that's a simile (I think).


Cant disagree with that! :wink: